Blooper

SCP-3415

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Maintenance Team-XXXX, consisting of Class-C personnel cycled in biyearly from a candidate pool, is stationed at SCP-XXXX's containment area. Two members of Maintenance Team-XXXX, trained as plainclothes guards, are to maintain a constant presence outside the building.¹

The building containing SCP-XXXX is officially registered as condemned. Any unauthorized individual attempting to access the premises is to be apprehended, interrogated, and administered amnestics before release.

Maintenance Team-XXXX are to maintain a Standard Foundation Monitoring Post located outside of the cubicle housing SCP-XXXX. Any discrepancies in idle anomalous activity are to be logged and noted. Entry into the cubicle containing SCP-XXXX outside of research sessions must be granted by the current head of Maintenance Team-XXXX. Time spent within the cubicle must not exceed more than one minute at a time due to risk of unpredictable anomalous behaviour.

Currently, 34 instances of SCP-XXXX-1 remain onsite in varying storage units in SCP-XXXX's containment area. An additional 59 instances have been transported to Site XX for research purposes and are to be kept in Storage Locker 18G outside of testing sessions.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a mind-affecting phenomenon involving the individual known as Jocelyn Blom² and her position as a HR Representative for a small, now-defunct accounting firm. SCP-XXXX is comprised of numerous anomalous alterations and cognitohazards applied to the space within Cubicle 11I, situated on the second floor of an office building located on the outskirts of Nottingham, England.

The effects of SCP-XXXX primarily manifests mentally with tenuous visual-audio elements. SCP-XXXX can be triggered by an individual in two ways:

• Learning of any basic knowledge regarding Jocelyn Blom's identity. This includes details such as her full name³, place of birth or association with ████ ██████
• When an individual observes any visible portion of Cubicle 11I. This also extends to any visible portion of Jocelyn Blom at her workspace.

When triggered, SCP-XXXX will implant specific information regarding Jocelyn Blom into the mind of the affected individual. This information is not memetic in nature and does not override existing knowledge an individual might have involving Jocelyn Blom, who is busy.

Analysis of the information delivered by SCP-XXXX has determined that the anomaly's primary purpose is to convince an individual that Jocelyn Blom:

• Is currently present in her cubicle.
• Is able to complete any work assigned to her before the end of the workday.
• Is due for a promotion soon.
• Will not be disturbed for any reason that does not involve the assignment of unfinished work.
• Is currently not in a different location outside of her cubicle.
• Is responsible for all instances of SCP-XXXX-1
• Will not be punished in any manner if she is found breaking company policy or disobeying authority figures of any kind.
• Is not responsible for the kidnapping and murder of ████ ██████, a 22-year old vagrant that was last reported in a local homeless shelter on ██/██/████. This individual has yet to be located.

Additionally, SCP-XXXX implants the belief that an individual known as Lsaac Forster is responsible for the kidnapping and murder of ████ ██████. Of note is that the information transmitted regarding Lsaac Forster might be an error caused by the structure of SCP-XXXX's anomaly; an employee by the name Isaac Foster was noted to have worked in Cubicle 11D from a length of time spanning 2007 to 20██⁴. Lsaac Forster is interpreted as a separate individual from Isaac Foster by individuals exposed to SCP-XXXX's effects and can only be described as the responsible culprit for ████ ██████'s murder.

Visual observation of SCP-XXXX will display the presence of Jocelyn Blom at her workstation in Cubicle 11I. Individuals have been able to unable to describe exact details of Jocelyn Blom's appearance and behaviour beyond information enforced by SCP-XXXX. Attempts to capture visual record of Jocelyn Blom has consistently resulted in severe corruption of the produced images.

On multiple occasions individuals have reported having been able to hold conversation with Jocelyn Blom, but were unable to describe the nature, topic or content of any discussion. Attempts at interviews have lead to transcripted logs becoming instances of SCP-XXXX-1. All transcripted replies from Jocelyn Blom in these logs are replaced by her signature, regardless of context.

Attempting to remain within Cubicle 11I for longer than five minutes at a time will induce a secondary effect that compels the indivuduals to immediately exit the space. Affected individuals report mild disorientation upon exiting, citing a desire to leave Jocelyn Blom alone during work hours.

Inspection of Cubicle 11I is difficult due to SCP-XXXX's effects extending to the state of numerous objects located within its space; these items also cannot be retrieved from their original locations and are not considered to be instances of SCP-XXXX-1. Various analytical sessions have determined Cubicle 11I contains the following:

• A standard office desk with two wheeled chairs. No anomalous effects noted.
• Several personal effects owned by Jocelyn Blom, located on her desk. Two items (identified as a white plastic bucket and an exacto knife) described as having a 'soily' texture when touched.
• A Dell Monitor and Desktop. Attached to the desktop is an external hard drive of unknown make.
• A keyboard and mouse of unclear make. Described as noticeably 'blurred'. Both objects will randomly produce sounds associated with their function, despite lack of input.
• Multiple discarded boxes of KFC Boneless Banquet and five crushed cans of Tesco-brand cider. Located on desk. Contents missing.
• 114 lbs worth of salt.
• 180 lbs worth of unknown material. Described as having a 'soily' composition. Suspended midair, opposite of Jocelyn Blom.
• A full outfit consisting of winter clothes. Described as 'filthy'. Suspended midair, opposite of Jocelyn Blom. Noted to be overlapping with numerous other materials found within Cubicle 11I.

SCP-XXXX-1 are cognitohazards considered to be the 'finished' versions of any item that has been affected by Jocelyn Blom SCP-XXXX. The majority of SCP-XXXX-1 instances are documents, files and forms that are typically handled in an accounting position. Many of these documents contain modifications made by Jocelyn Blom, with handwriting that has been confirmed as a 99.7% match.

In order for an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 to be created, a corresponding 'unfinished' item must be placed within Cubicle 11I. If the item is considered 'unfinished' or a 'work in progress', it will be converted into a SCP-XXXX-1 instance after a period of 1-6 minutes. Items that do not possess these qualities and are not in direct contact with human skin will disappear after a similar period of time. The conversion of an item into a SCP-XXXX-1 instance has never been observed.

The majority of standard cognitohazard detection routines indicate SCP-XXXX-1 instances do not objectively exist; those able to detect them as physical objects detect a number of highly complex cognitohazards covering the visible form of all instances. SCP-XXXX-1 instances otherwise function exactly like their nonanomalous counterparts.

Jocelyn Blom can also create instances of SCP-XXXX-1 with unfinished works that would be considered outside of her area of expertise, so long as it can be considered 'complete' upon conversion. All instances are finished in a manner that would be expected with their associated form.⁵

Addendum XXXX-A: Recovery

SCP-XXXX was officially discovered by Foundation assets on 04/11/2014 after numerous reports of Jocelyn Blom being unable to leave her cubicle, despite the recent condemnation of the office complex containing SCP-XXXX.

Due to the long-reaching effects of SCP-XXXX it has been difficult to determine the original date of the anomaly's manifestation. Interviews with co-workers of Jocelyn Blom report a noticeable decrease in interactions with Jocelyn Blom as a result of her workload from as early as 2009.

Addendum XXXX-B (03/02/2018):

+ INCIDENT XXXX-1A - PLEASE INPUT CREDENTIALS

On 27/01/2018 SCP-XXXX displayed previously undocumented behaviour. SCP-XXXX was seemingly triggered by Junior Researcher Durham, a recent transfer to Maintenance Team-XXXX. Durham had been tasked with daily documentation of the contents of Cubicle 11I and was struggling to properly identify multiple objects located on the desk of the Jocelyn Blom. Other members report hearing Durham engaging in brief conversation with Jocelyn. Upon exiting Cubicle 11I at 13:21, Durham was accompanied by two entities resembling young children.

At this point, Junior Researcher Montemayor approached Durham as other present personnel began to call for additional support. The following is a recorded transcript of Montermayor's interaction with Durham:

Montemayor: Toby? What the hell is-

Durham: She asked me if I needed anything doing.

M: Toby, what happened? Are those - oh, fuck. Those are your kids.

D: Goddamnit, she was so helpful. She saved me a ton of grief.

M: Toby, this is Jocelyn we're talking about. She only looks like she's helping. What the hell did she even do?

D: She - she figured it out, Kat. She knew what to do. She did it quick.

Durham reportedly remains silent for several seconds.

D: I don't think she's thought this through.
[End Log]

Closing Statement: Junior Researcher Durham surrendered himself into Foundation custody and is currently being held for further screening of cognitohazardous effects. Additional individuals were identified as Durham's children and were promptly contained as an anomalous risk. All three individuals have been contained at E-Class Containment Site-04.

All documents and files pertaining to the custody battle between Durham and his ex-wife were found to have been modified and completed by Jocelyn Blom at approximately the same time as Durham's departure from Cubicle 11I. Over 70% of these documents exhibit the same effects as SCP-XXXX-1.

Twenty minutes after the initial incident, Foundation assets installed in local law enforcement in Melbourne, Australia reported a distressed emergency service call from Durham's ex-wife describing the disappearance of both her children from their residence.

Interviews were attempted with both Durham children, resulting in apparent failure; all retrieved transcripts were recovered as SCP-XXXX-1 instances with Jocelyn Blom's signature in place of all corresponding text. Furthermore, interviewers were unable to recall any statements made by either Durham child. Additional analysis of the Durham children has revealed that they both exhibit signs of conversion into SCP-XXXX-1 instances. Classification of Durham children as SCP-XXXX-2 is pending.

SCP-ANTS

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently held within Anomalous Vehicular Storage Site-12 with a minimal observation post consisting of atleast 3 Class C Personnel. All activity within SCP-XXXX is to be recorded with atleast 4 surveillance cameras present within the structure.

All instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be logged within the SCP-XXXX database with an accurate description of appearance and behavior. In the event of unusual behavior presented by an instance of SCP-XXXX-1, personnel are to remain outside the bounds of SCP-XXXX until the instance has demanifested.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a double-wide stationary trailer house that was previously located in Hula On The Horizon Trailer Park in Kaneohe, Hawaii. SCP-XXXX did not display anomalous properties until 08/26/2017 and had previously been owned

Since its initial manifestation, SCP-XXXX anomalously produces a seemingly infinite number of Pogonomyrmex barbatus⁶ within its structure. These ants emerge from numerous points of manifestation within the structure which serve as entry and exit points.

Upon manifesting, all ants will interlock their bodies in exceedingly complicated formations atypical of any behaviour displayed by Pogonomyrmex barbatus, forming numerous moving 'streams' that steadily travel towards a different manifestation point located within SCP-XXXX. Ants will individually demanifest upon reaching this space. All ants produced by SCP-XXXX are unable to be removed from their formations and display unusual resistance to attempts at damaging or threatening the integrity of any formation.

SCP-XXXX-1 is the designation for the anomalous appearance of body parts occasionally transported by ants within SCP-XXXX. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 have included detached limbs and still-functioning organs with a superficial resemblance to human anatomy. Multiple instances have displayed divergent biological properties from baseline human biology. Significant deviations across the majority of instances include the appearance of organs that do not correspond with any human organ and the lack of hair across all instances.

SCP-XXXX-1 instances emerge from SCP-XXXX's manifestation points at random, carried through the formation by the corresponding ants. All attempts to retrieve SCP-XXXX-1 have failed as a result of ants interfering with any action that would separate a SCP-XXXX-1 instance from its formation. SCP-XXXX-1 instances will eventually be carried to a different point where it will demanifest. This process typically takes between 10-15 minutes with occasional deviations.⁷

SCP-XXXX-1 instances are often accessorized; limbs will be clad in cloth corresponding to a portion of an outfit and hands will often be encountered holding small objects. As with SCP-XXXX-1 instances, obstruction of ants prevents all attempts to retrieve these items.

DISPLAY LOG

Designation	Description of Instance		Additional Documentation
SCP-XXXX-1-03	Instance consisted of a male human torso clad in a purple dress shirt with an ID tag around its neck region.		ID corresponded to a Samuel Hoclovis, a "Class H Inspection And Flow Output Specialist". Photo ID was a male of asian descent with a noticeable 'film' of translucent skin over all facial orifices. Of note was a symbol on the ID consisting of six interlocking diagonal lines arranged in a vertical pattern.
SCP-XXXX-1-07	Instance appeared to be an organ of unknown function resembling an oversized bladder. Multiple holes across the outer surface allow for ants produced by SCP-XXXX to exit and enter. Organ appeared to be hollow and filled with a significant number of ants.		First documented instance of anomalous organ.
SCP-XXXX-1-08	Instance consisted of a dark-skinned arm with artificially extended nails. Wedding ring located on finger.		Instance hung limp while being carried by ant formation for 3 minutes before colliding its elbow against the booth table located within SCP-XXXX. Instance spasmed in pain and suddenly withdrew into the formation, disappearing from sight. First documented record of an instance interacting with its surrounding environment.
SCP-XXXX-1-15	Instances consisted of multiple fleshy tubes measuring at an average length of 3 meters. Openings across the surface revealed multiple ants transporting a semi-solid slurry of organic material down the organ.		Throughout its course within SCP-XXXX, multiple hands emerged from the formation of ants to adjust the position of the instance.
SCP-XXXX-1-20	Unknown organ similar in appearance and size to SCP-XXXX-1-07, albeit with several cuts and lesions. Wounds appeared to constantly secrete a mixture of human blood and deceased ants.		Shortest recorded instance of SCP-XXXX-1 to date, remaining in SCP-XXXX for 1 minute and 14 seconds.
SCP-XXXX-1-21	Instance consisted of the top half of a female human head, terminating beneath the nose. Instance appeared to be of 40 years of age with shoulder length brown hair. Facial orifices were covered in a semi-clouded film of skin that did not appear to impede faculties.		Instance remained for 14 minutes and 30 seconds, staring at any personnel within visual range. Skin covering the instance's eyes grew increasingly more opaque over time, with an expression indicative of severe distress.
SCP-XXXX-1-25	Instance consisted of two hands brandishing a mobile smartphone of unknown make. Blue wool cloth surrounded both wrists, close to the instance's termination point.		Instance appeared to be in conversation with an unknown individual via mobile text messaging. A transcript of the conversation has been logged and stored within the SCP-XXXX Media Database.

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

SCP-COYOTES

Photo of SCP-XXXX-127 discovered following its manifestation in temporary GoI-446 captivity. Of note is that SCP-XXXX-127 was chronologically 'born' following its generation event on 07/15/2020. Photo was allegedly taken on 07/15/2018, two years prior to SCP-XXXX-127's existence.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: As the majority of SCP-XXXX's containment is handled by GoI-466 ("Wilson's Wildlife Solutions") Foundation resources are to be focused on the research of the SCP-XXXX anomaly.

Currently, a pack of 16 unsterilized instances of SCP-XXXX are held in Controlled Habitat-02 on Site-64 for research purposes. Personnel assigned to the observation and handling of SCP-XXXX are to check all currently available documentation regarding individual instances in Foundation captivity on a daily basis, for the purpose of detecting any discrepancy in the number of instances in Controlled Habitat-02 or the length of time instances have spent in Foundation captivity. In such an event, containment procedures are to be adjusted depending on the extent of SCP-XXXX generation.

SCP-XXXX instances of opposite sex are to be separated into groups and transferred to two secondary enclosures one week prior to the conclusion of a courting period. Following the conclusion of a courting period, enclosures must be checked for the generation of new SCP-XXXX instances before releasing both groups back into Controlled Habitat-02.

MTF Beta-4 ("Castaways") are currently engaged in an ongoing joint-effort operation with GoI-466 in order to locate and capture all undocumented instances of SCP-XXXX in the wild, with the intent of sterilization and controlled release back into the wilderness.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation for multiple instances of Canis latrans⁸ that exhibit retroactive reality-altering properties in lieu of nonanomalous reproduction. To date, over 265 instances have been discovered and contained by both Foundation and GoI-466 personnel.

Instances of SCP-XXXX are otherwise identical to non-anomalous members of Canis latrans but display no naturally occuring reproductive behaviour. To date, no instance of SCP-XXXX has been confirmed to be less than 4 years of age or observed to be visibly pregnant.

Anomalous behaviour occurs following a 'courting' period, during which two SCP-XXXX instances of opposite sex remain in eachother's presence for 63 days. An exception to this occurs during a time period from Feburary to March, in which the courting period is cut down to 31 days. SCP-XXXX cannot initiate a courting period with a non-anomalous counterpart. Sterile instances of SCP-XXXX are unable to initiate a courting period.

Upon the conclusion of a courting period, a litter of 3-14 new adult instances of SCP-XXXX will be generated in the surrounding general area of the original parent instances. All new instances are a genetic mixture of both parent instances and will invariably be 2 years younger than the female parent. The generation of a SCP-XXXX instance to date has never been observed.

Following the generation of additional SCP-XXXX instances, information will be retroactively injected into the past two years that proves the existence of the corresponding SCP-XXXX instances prior to their generation. Information created as a result of SCP-XXXX includes:

• The appearance of tracks, droppings and animal remains produced during the last two years that can be linked back to new SCP-XXXX instances and the area containing its generation point.
• The creation of documents and files having been chronologically produced at some point during the last two years, containing information regarding new SCP-XXXX instances. Existing documents cannot be modified by SCP-XXXX's retroactivity.
• The generation of new SCP-XXXX instances already fitted with Foundation-standard tracking collars and ID chips when born in Foundation captivity. All instances are generated with existing registry and tracking information logged into the SCP-XXXX Database.
• The appearance of injuries resembling coyote attacks received in the past two years manifesting on humans who closely interact with SCP-XXXX on a regular basis. Medical records will be altered with additions addressing incidents in which said individuals were attacked by a new instance of SCP-XXXX and were treated for wounds at some point during the previous two years.

SCP-XXXX cannot affect memory; Retroactive existence of SCP-XXXX instances consistently has a chronallagi rating of less than 0.01⁹ and does not appear capable of causing paradoxes.

Addendum XXXX-A: To date, all instances of SCP-XXXX have been discovered within the general area of Oregon, USA. Initial reports of unusual coyote populations were noted to have originated from within numerous Indian reservations located within Oregon, with the majority of accounts gathered from the Warm Springs Indian reservation throughout 2019.

Investigation into previous Foundation activities within the Oregon area indicate that SCP-XXXX does not appear to correlate with current or previous known anomalous activity related to Native American tribes located in Orgeon or the greater United States.

While the Foundation was not aware of the existence of SCP-XXXX for an unknown number of years, numerous accounts had been made throughout Oregon from 1998 to 2016 involving civilians and the apparent collective loss of memories involving coyote-inflicted injuries and attacks despite the presence of previous documentation of said incidents. While previously designated as ongoing Extranormal Event-76f67, all information has since been confirmed as the result of previous SCP-XXXX generation events.

Prior to a request for Foundation intervention on 07/09/2019, GoI-466 ("Wilson's Wildlife Solutions") was reportedly relocating and rehabilitating instances of SCP-XXXX within Warm Springs Indian reservation following the emergence of an explosive coyote population located on reservation land. GoI-466 was initially not aware of SCP-XXXX's properties and struggled to contain the anomaly for a period of time preluding the request for Foundation aid from GoI-466 individual Dr. Sylvester Baptise, one of the personnel responsible for GoI-466's containment of SCP-XXXX.

As part of the Boring agreement, GoI-466 agreed to offer the Foundation access to all documentation and correspondence involving their containment of SCP-XXXX prior to the Foundation's awareness of the anomaly and installment of current containment procedures.

Known internally as 'Project Acme', containment of SCP-XXXX was headed by both Dr. Sylvester Baptise and his wife, Marie-Sophie Baptise. Marie-Sophie was present onsite at Warm Springs Indian reservation with the assistance of her son, Bandit "B.B." Baptise and a small group of volunteer workers throughout the course of Project Acme. Mr. Baptise remained at GoI-466 HQ in Boring, Oregon during this period of time.

Addendum XXXX-B: GOI-446 CORRESPONDENCE AND AFTER REPORT

Document-XXXX-446 - Please Enter Credentials

PROJECT ACME CORRESPONDENCE

Sent by: Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Recipient(s): Bandit "B.B." Baptise
Date: 03/20/2019

Bandit,

You should be receiving this once you're at Warm Springs. I don't think you're that familiar with the Tribal Council, so let your mother do the talking for the most part. I don't have to tell you to set up shop once you've arrived, so I'm going to assume that from here on out.

Most of the documentation the council put together should be in the car, but I'll throw in some extra advice:

• As far as our priorities currently are, Project Acme is pretty low on Wilson's list. It's not that he doesn't care, it's just that he trusts us enough to get this done without needing his involvement.
• We still don't have any official numbers on the current coyote population. I've gotten everything from 30 to 100 but the important part is, there's more than there should be.
• I've only thought about this today, but a lot of these coyotes reported in the accounts don't seem to be pups. Not newborns, anyway. Maybe they're being pushed into a different territory. Doesn't explain why we've only just been hearing about them now. They can't be that sneaky.

Wilson sends his regards, by the way. Tell your mother that aswell, I'm sure she'd appreciate it.

Good luck!

Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Wilson's Wildlife Solutions

Sent by: Bandit "B.B." Baptise
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Date: 03/23/2019

Hey dad! Just wanted to let you know that we've finished setting up the pens. Just in time, we got lucky early on about last Thursday. A farmer phoned mom in the middle of the night, huge panic, told her he was looking at a pack of over 20 running and yammering around his yard like they owned the place. Killed his dogs, too. About seven of them gave us the slip but we managed to get the others, 22 in total.

Mom's giving them all the standard checkups with the help from Amanda and Zeke. Great people, by the way. I'm so glad we're able to help them out. Volunteers are doing good too! There's these two girls who keep getting distracted, though. Keep wandering off like they're on spring break or something!!!

Besides that, we're gonna try and reconnoiter some reconnaissance and see what the nitty-gritty is on the bigger packs. Gonna have to go mountain-man for a day or two, real off the grid shit; cars give the coyotes way too big a head start.

Mom'll send you the records we made on the first 22 once we're done feeding them. Nothing's seeming out of the ordinary so far; they're healthy, they're not doing anything strange. Not even coywolves we're dealing with here. You're right though, way too many. When we got to the farmhouse the other night they were already at eachother's throats over chicken bones and feathers. Not gonna be good living for them at that rate.

Will keep you up to speed! Mom says hi to Wilson, btw.

B.B.

Sent by: Marie-Sophie Baptise
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Date: 03/24/2019

heres the records

bandit is going to take a photo of every coyote he can find and hes going to mark the locations of each major pack on a map and hes going to send it all to you and i hope thats good for you

why did you make him pack the aye aye shirt

Sent by: Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Recipient(s): Bandit "B.B." Baptise
Date: 03/24/2019

Bandit,

Thank your mother for the files. Also, thank you for informing her about the dropbox. I figured it would make the process of information gathering much less stressful for her. I doubt she'll be using it, but I've put aside her records in a separate folder for her to add to or modify. Please let her know.

Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Wilson's Wildlife Solutions

Sent by: Bandit "B.B." Baptise
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Date: 03/26/2019

Hey so mom had to kick off one of the volunteers today, Kristen I think her name is. Caught her smoking dope in one of the storerooms with this one local fella I haven't seen much of, think he's the brother of one of the council members. He was nuts, covered in all these old scratches and marks and shit, kept yapping about how his mind can jump the gap. They had to bring a deputy in to get the guy out, wouldn't leave without a fight.

So yeah that's the bad news. Good news is Project Acme's going strong. We've got a routine and we've pinned down the routes the coyotes usually take. Mostly it's just me tracking them and waiting for a good time to call in the cavalry. Wish you were here dad, you'd love the views. We're actually nabbing more than we can hold, even with a fourth pen up. Lois and the McMillans are willing to hold on to a few at the Sanctuary, so that's a relief atleast.

Currently we're looking at over 40 so far that we've caught. I've seen more out in the wilderness but I'm struggling to keep up. Hoping we'll see their numbers thin out before mating season rolls up.

Keeping a watchful eye!

- B.B.

Sent by: Marie-Sophie Baptise
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Date: 03/26/2019

now before you say anything to anyone look i know the girls only 20 years old but she was hanging out with the most disgusting beast of a fucker ive ever met i bet if he didnt have pot she wouldnt have ever given him the time of day

gotta solve these problems when they pop up

i looked a little into his background and his name is geoffry gosset

related to the paiute chief on the tribal council i think you know her well i dont
i did find out that geoffry used to be heavily involved with a bunch of paiute religious ceremonies before he got the boot for constantly showing up drunk
dunno if thats important or anything but he was squatting in warm springs up until today and every inch of him looked like it got savaged at some point

he must have ran into the coyotes at one point and survived but theyre old injuries
there were alot of injuries

dunno

Sent by: Bandit "B.B." Baptise
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Date: 03/31/2019

Hey! Just gonna throw a bunch more documents your way, I've been slacking with that lately. We sent 20 out of the 98 to the Sanctuary the other day. I don't know if that'll be enough to address the space concerns but hey, progress!

It's funny, there's this one little guy that keeps following me back and forth every time I pass the pen. He keeps doing this thing where he gnashes his teeth against the bars, never making a sound. It's the dorkiest little thing I've seen them do.

I hope little Wiley isn't too upset about his current accommodations, it's crowded in there! We'll get him back onto the prairie where he belongs once it's a wrap.

- B.B.

Sent by: Bandit "B.B." Baptise
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Date: 03/31/2019

Dad, that wasn't me. I didn't send anything today until now. I'm going to need a bit of time to figure out how I'm going explain how that wasn't me but

Ok I'm not sure but I'll try. We woke up to another commotion coming from the pens so we went and checked and we're not sure what happened. Maybe more coyotes slipped in because they got attracted by the noises, I don't know. It was like a game of canine Sardines in there, pulling them out was a nightmare. It's weird because the pens feel bigger, and they are. I checked the dimensions. They're all off.

There were a few wandering outside captivity nearby too, but they're in our database. I checked my phone and that's when I found that message. I don't even know which one is that Wiley one.

Also, I have two maps now. They're almost identical, they're covered in my handwriting and scribblings but the only difference is that one has slightly more written down. All the new additions are talking about packs and coyotes I definitely wasn't aware existed. It all sounds like I wrote it down but it's not me!!!

My mom thinks there's something going on. I'm gonna talk about it with her a little more and get back to you.

- B.B.

Sent by: Marie-Sophie Baptise
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Date: 03/31/2019

amanda has a bite on her arm
it looks like something i saw on that geoffry man

bandit is getting a call from lois
it isnt sounding great

Sent by: Bandit "B.B." Baptise
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Date: 03/31/2019

Getting calls coming in from Lois and the Sanctuary, none of them good. The five we sent somehow became twenty overnight. One managed to get out of her habitat and nearly savaged Little McMillan. They haven't been breeding; all the new ones are adults from what I've been told. And the weirdest part is, they all have documentation from when they arrived. We have documentation on them too!!!

We've got documentation on every new coyote that's popped up. It's all in mom's writing (and I can tell right away when it's her writing) but she doesn't remember ever making half of them. I don't either, nobody does.

Dad, have you seen anything like this before? Anything weirder than this?

- B.B.

Sent by: Marie-Sophie Baptise
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Date: 04/01/2019

a few years ago the tribal council of warm springs published a psa video detailing how visitors should respect the wildlife and what they can do to avoid predator attacks

i am currently looking at two different versions of the same video on the same youtube and the major difference between the two is one has a clip of amanda with a fresh coyote bite as part of a segment showing how you can treat bite wounds

she doesnt remember ever being involved in making that video either one of them

i managed to get them taken down but bandit will send you copies

Sent by: Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Recipient(s): Marie-Sophie Baptise, Bandit "B.B." Baptise, Additional Staff
Date: 04/02/2019

To all involved with Project Acme,

Following the information I have received, I will be adjusting Project Acme's current status from Slight Concern to Highly Unusual. As the information I am obtaining regarding recent occurrences in Project Acme is still developing, I hereby respectfully ask that everybody stay on-guard for the time being. Wilson and I will continue to deliberate on what step to take next.

Keep a close eye on the coyotes you've already wrangled. If there's any you don't recognize, check the files you've already assembled. I'm hopeful that you've all already separated the authentic articles from those relating to our current troubles.

I'm sure Marie-Sophie and B.B. will be able to assist with any concerns or questions you may have regarding what exactly we're dealing with.

Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Wilson's Wildlife Solutions

Sent by: Marie-Sophie Baptise
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Date: 04/03/2019

its worse than i thought zeke was hospitalized

keyword being was

theres a horrible gash all the way down his throat and hes lost his voice the damage goes deep but he hasnt a clue what caused it
it didnt kill him its just like amandas and geoffrys its already healed

the hospital even has files on record of the night he had to go in for surgery because of a coyote bite to his neck
back in september 2017

volunteers are getting scared they think itll happen to them eventually
theyre gonna be right

i have a theory but bandit is still finding things
will be back with more

Sent by: Bandit "B.B." Baptise
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Date: 04/04/2019

Dad, here's what I've found so far:

• I've checked the new notes on the second map and followed them back to where I allegedly found more coyotes. I guess I wasn't wrong? I've seen a couple but I haven't the chance to properly settle down and check. I did notice more tracks than usual, though.
• People are getting weird injuries. They look like old ones, too. All scabbed over with fixed skin, nothing but scars and aches. Anyone who has one can't remember what made them. Hospital claims they've all been in ER for coyote attacks, otherwise we'll find an email or a written note sourced from the Council about a years-old incident if the wound was treated here.
• I can't exactly remember how mom put it, but the coyotes are either 'filling in' gaps in the information we made with new details about themselves. If they can't do that, they either give up or make an obvious copy with their own changes. I have no idea how. Again, paraphrasing mom.

She's still looking into it. Thinking she'll want some more attention from the rest of you guys when she comes to a conclusion. It's looking to be that way.

- B.B.

Sent by: Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Recipient(s): All WWS Employees
Date: 04/05/2019

To all,

I will be contacting the Foundation with a request for aid and assistance on Project Acme following the growing threat displayed by the fauna anomaly that has been encountered. It's evident that we do not have the resources or the ability to contain the self-replicating and reality-altering effects that have been exhibited by the subjects associated with the anomaly.

All involved with Project Acme are to relocate to a preferably safe location outside of Warm Springs and remain there until the all-clear has been received from onsite Foundation reinforcements. Ensure the evacuation of any civilian residents or transients.

Following the all-clear, stand by for additional orders from either myself or the highest ranked Foundation authority present.

Stay safe, everyone.

Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Wilson's Wildlife Solutions

Sent by: Marie-Sophie Baptise
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Date: 04/05/2019

sylvester you fuck what the hell are you doing

this is why you are a horrible little rodent man so stop it stop it right now

Sent by: Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Recipient(s): Marie-Sophie Baptise
Date: 04/05/2019

I know you're stressed and receiving this news certainly doesn't help, but the unfortunate reality is this is the only option we have left. I understand you were trying to figure out the cause and purpose of the anomaly, but that is a domain that is more preferably handled by the Foundation. We really don't have the time to spend sinking into additional research, especially with how in the dark we are regarding the extent of the anomaly.

I'm not ready to be reckless, especially with you and Bandit in the eye of the storm. I let my guard down again and it'll be a repeat of Safari Dave.

Please, I just want to ensure that both of you are safe.

Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Wilson's Wildlife Solutions

Sent by: Marie-Sophie Baptise
Recipient(s): Dr. Sylvester Baptise
Date: 04/05/2019

oh god you and your fucking aye aye
of all the times to fucking bring the aye aye up

this is not a heLP IN THE SLIGHTEST
EVERY TIME THE SUPERVISORS STEP IN THEY GOBBLE UP A BIGGER PIECE OF US
THEY TAKE THIS WHAT WILL THEY COME FOR NEXT
MAYBE THEYLL COME BACK FOR THE TURTLES SYLVESTER
WOULD YOU LIKE THEM TO TAKE THE TURTLES BACK

Sent by: Bandit "B.B." Baptise
Recipient(s): All WWS Employees
Date: 04/05/2019

Hey, dad. Everyone. Foundation too I guess.

I'm gonna try something. I'm basing it on info I can hardly keep in my head but it's an idea. If it's all smiles by tomorrow, then it worked.

Wish me luck!

- B.B.

End of Correspondence

Following this, official correspondence between Baptise relatives in connection to Project Acme ceased. Foundation liaisons in association with GoI-466 shortly thereafter received an urgent request for assistance from Dr. Baptise detailing the need for containment of a developing anomaly, including multiple indicators for an anomaly of a self-replicating and/or infohazard-based nature.

Although Dr. Baptise specified the need for a significant armed response to curb the threat of potentially overwhelming numbers of SCP-XXXX, A Foundation Resources Committee decided that a reconnaissance operation fielded by a small number of operatives from MTF Beta-4 ("Castaways") would be an adequete and less resource-intensive alternative.

Following the approval of Dr. Baptise's request, a reconnaissance team consisting of three operatives from MTF Beta-4 was deployed to Warm Springs Indian reservation to assess the situation and relay ground conditions to Site-64.

All individuals associated with GoI-466 were found to still be present within reservation territory, along with a smaller number of SCP-XXXX instances than indicated through initial intel, with 32 initially accounted for and contained.

All instances in GoI-466 captivity were discovered to have been retroactively sterilized by Bandit "B.B." Baptise through a poorly understood mechanism of the anomaly produced by SCP-XXXX. This apparently resulted in the consequential nonexistence of the then-latest generation of SCP-XXXX, resulting in the cessation of over 120 presumed instances. Physical evidence outside of documents and files could no longer be located and all wounds mentioned within Project Acme Correspondence could not be located on the aforementioned individuals.

Additionally, the nonexistence of multiple SCP-XXXX instances resulted in the disappearance of injuries from four civilian individuals outside of Warm Springs Indian reservation, resulting in a minor information breach that was quickly contained.

Bandit "B.B." Baptise was initially interviewed following the official designation of SCP-XXXX regarding the nature of his actions resulting in the successful containment of SCP-XXXX:

So, I'm still sort of struggling with the ideas. It's time travel, I think? It's something about time, that's most of what I can remember.

One thing that really stuck with me when my mom was studying them was when she said that they seem capable of interacting with the past, but not the present. I gotta tell you, that idea sounded insane to me. Freaky, freaky. Makes me understand why my dad got so spooked and made the call, but my mom's no fan of you guys. So when she found out what was happening, she got all heated and distracted and stopped trying to sort things out. Nobody knew what to do.

So, basically, I tried doing something myself. So I figured, these coyotes can interact with the past, yeah? Can I do the same thing to them? I thought of what would work, like, I'd need some sort of medium to interact with the past. And that's when I saw the calendar. Calendar's perfect.

So I got a pen and I made a little note for the date back when we found the first pack. That day became the day I was gonna spay and neuter every single coyote we got our hands on. I circled it. I starred it. Got really pumped to do it, even though it technically already happened.

And you know what? It worked. Most productive day of my life and I don't even remember it. Set the precedent to neuter every coyote we caught ever since. Time fixed itself, left us with a lot less coyotes to deal with, thank god.

You wanna know why we're named Wilson's Wildlife Solutions? Because stuff like that, it's the kind of solution you should aim for. The best kind of solution.

Of note is that Bandit Baptise's arms and chest were covered in injuries consistent with SCP-XXXX generation.

SCP-AVALANCHES

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: As GoI-841 ("Barrier Wall Films") is no longer a functional company, no individuals are capable of manifesting SCP-XXXX. All collected assets and information relating to SCP-XXXX and PoI-XXXX-1 is currently secured within Asset Storage Unit-193, located on Site-19.

All media pertaining to Avalanches 2 has been removed from public access, under the cover story that the film had been canceled following the accidental deaths of multiple actors on set during production. All leads into the origins of PoI-XXXX-1 and his extent of association with Marshall, Carter and Dark are to be investigated by a small team composed of research personnel from Site-19.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a memetic phenomena associated with the phrase "Are you ready for Avalanches 2?" and its use in speech by individuals employed by the Barrier Wall film production company. Upon use of the phrase in speech, affected individuals will cause the manifestation of approximately 870,000 cubic meters of snow, ejected from the largest available orifice located on the individual. Manifestation of snow causes severe physical trauma and is invariably fatal to the individual responsible for the manifestation.

SCP-XXXX is the product of Adriano █████████ (PoI-XXXX-1), a suspected anomalous humanoid that was capable of producing vocal anomalies through the use of language. Creation of SCP-XXXX by PoI-XXXX-1 was comissioned by Douglas Duplessis, founder and then-CEO of Barrier Wall Films via use of a liaison meeting through known GoI Marshall, Carter and Dark. PoI-XXXX-1 had previously used his abilities for the creation of multiple vocal anomalies for commercial usage, typically in use for viral marketing campaigns.

Official cooperation between PoI-XXXX-1 and Barrier Wall Films began on 06/20/2006, as part of work on an advertising campaign for Avalanches 2, the sequel to the poorly-acclaimed 1983 disaster title Avalanches: Crush You Down! SCP-XXXX in its current state appears to have been a different anomaly than originally intended by the individuals responsible for its commission, intended to override an individual's senses with the injection of the Avalanches 2 trailer into their perception for a limited time upon hearing a phrase spoken by an official Barrier Wall employee or representative. Initial experimentation or demonstration involving SCP-XXXX within the Barrier Wall Studio Lot located in Fresno, California is believed to have resulted in Incident-XXXX-1.

Addendum-XXXX-A: Incident-XXXX-1:

Incident-XXXX-1 marks the first recorded instance of usage of the SCP-XXXX anomaly, following the sudden destruction of the Barrier Wall Studio Lot and neighbouring buildings by the sudden appearance of over 174,0000 cubic meters of snow in the area. Over 1██ casualties occurred during the duration of the incident, among them being Douglas Duplessis and much of the higher management of Barrie Wall Films. Additionally, Incident-XXXX-1 lead to the death of celebrity individuals █████ ███ and ███████ ██████ (PoI-5████-EX), who were present during a recording session for a separate Barrier Wall project located on site.

Barrier Wall Films personnel Andrew McHowell and Jewels Yee were believed to have been the original individuals responsible for the activation of SCP-XXXX, as estimated from the severe physical trauma documented on their remains. Both individuals were found to have ties to Marshall, Carter and Dark, despite their previous employment by Barrier Wall Films. Both individuals were believed to have assisted in the production and refinement of SCP-XXXX.

Foundation assets were immediately alerted to multiple emergency calls reporting the sudden destruction of multiple structures, along with calls from distressed individuals reporting that they were trapped beneath considerable amounts of snow. MTF-Xi-10 ("Ginger Snaps") was among the initial recovery team called in to secure the perimeter of snow created by SCP-XXXX.

Following the mostly unsuccessful recovery and containment of surviving witnesses, false information was leaked regarding Barrier Wall Films being responsible for an "artificial avalanche" through use of specialized machinery destroyed during use. As a result of the ensuing scandal, Barrier Wall Films is no longer a functioning company outside of current ownership by Foundation assetholders.

Although PoI-XXXX-1 was believed to have been present on site at the time of the incident based on witness testimony, his remains have never been located.

Ms. Judie Carter - the personal secretary of Douglass Duplessis - was initially the closest surviving witness of the initial source of Incident-XXXX-1 recovered by Foundation recovery personnel. Following securement in a Foundation hospital, Ms. Carter was subsequently stabilized and soon after interviewed by Field Agent Nyberg.

Initially unaware of the then undesignated SCP-XXXX anomaly, Ms. Carter accidentally triggered an additional manifestation of 870,000 cubic meters of snow, resulting in the destruction of Medical Site-44 and the deaths of 16 of the ██ personnel present.

Initial footage from the bodycam of Agent Nyberg was eventually recovered from his remains, from which multiple minutes of interview footage of Ms. Carter was recovered prior to her accidental activation of SCP-XXXX.

Access - Interview-XXXX-1 - Please Enter Credentials

Interviewed: Ms. Judie Carter

Interviewer: Agent August Nyberg

Ms. Carter is shown in a hospital bed, awake and aware of her surroundings. She has lost her nose and several fingers to frostbite and continues to recover from the symptoms of previously severe hypothermia. Agent Nyberg is offscreen.

Nyberg: So, Ms. Carter. Is there anything about this whole - you know the - the avalanche, as it was. Does it correlate with anything you might have been previously aware of?

Carter: Douglas knew… more than I did. He had a man on set, for awhile. I saw him once, before.

Nyberg: Was this individual named Adriano, by any chance?

Carter: Yes, I met him at this party. In LA. He was with this one man - never, never got his name - Douglas was friends with him. I… figured Adriano was the guy's son, or something. He didn't speak much and always stayed in his sight.

Nyberg: Were you aware of his… abilities, at the time?
Carter: Douglas swore he had them at the time, I got to see a little of his previous work a week or so after the party. There was this woman, employed with some sort of country club, I think. And because she had a job there, she could say the words "We invite you, warmly." and you suddenly knew how to get to this nice yacht place on the coast of Spain. Adriano did that.
Nyberg: And Douglas wanted something similar.
Carter: He always kept saying, "We can't make Avalanches 2 without it.", he wanted a gimmick. Nobody ever went to see the first one, so he wanted something that lured people in, made them want to see it.
Carter: And that's when Adriano was just somebody I'd see around the studio. He'd have - well they looked like - handlers. Maybe he was special needs. That'd explain a lot. Every now and again, I'd feel vertigo on set. We all woud. That's how we know he was doing something.
Nyberg: And these things that he was doing, that caused the… avalanche?
Carter: Something like that. It was going to be this entire guerilla advertising campaign that would've been huge. The idea was that we were going to send our staff out, dressed in all this snow gear with fake snow glued on and everything. And they'd ask people on the street something, like, "Are you ready for Avalanches 2?", and it'd make them see stuff straight from the movie, right in their-

<End Log>

Footnotes

1. Currently, Maintenance Team-XXXX consists of Junior Researchers E. Judlow, K. Montemayor, A. Lang and R. Petersen. Additional resources and staff management is to be handled by a Senior advisory position filled out by a Researcher chosen from Site-16.

2. Jocelyn Blom's status outside of Cubicle 11I is currently unknown. Attempts to locate her beyond the bounds of SCP-XXXX have been difficult due to its effects.

3. Usage of Jocelyn Blom's full name requires the use of her middle name in order for SCP-XXXX to manifest.

4. Isaac Foster recalls interacting with Jocelyn Blom only a small number of times during his employment; having described her as a workplace acquaintance.

5. For example, SCP-XXXX-43 is a flowerpot containing a single specimen of Ranunculus repens.
Prior to introduction to Cubicle 11I, specimen had not yet developed from a seed and thus was considered 'unfinished'. Specimen was converted into its current state by Jocelyn Blom and to date has not required water or sunlight.

6. Red Harvester ant

7. The longest recorded instance, SCP-XXXX-1-36, was present for 32 minutes and 48 seconds.

8. Common coyote

9. In which chronallagi is a measurement of how much a temporal transaction changes the timeline and - by extension - the memory, perception and recollective capabilities of individuals regarding the prior condition of the timeline. Less than 0.01 denotes minimal to zero effect on individual cognition. As coined by Senior Researcher Nomaj as part of his theorems regarding the capabilities of temporal anomalies and the possible effects they can afflict on the human psyche.