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Precarious Biscuit Tin

A photo taken of SCP-XXXX before it was placed in containment.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a mock up kitchen in Site-██. At least twice a day a biscuit must be taken from the tin. All staff are allowed to eat a biscuit from the tin but only if they have level 3 clearance. If one biscuit is left in the jar it must be reported to a site official and not eaten.

Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be an old Huntley and Palmers Biscuit Tin, weighing around 3.2 kilograms. It appears to be from the 20th Century and uses British tin. The tin contains SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 looks like a biscuit. These biscuits can vary from (but aren't limited to) digestives, custard creams, rich tea, bourbons, ect. The lid is quite stiff requiring a lot of strength to pull off.

Upon consuming SCP-XXXX-1 it will taste like the specified biscuit, however, it will give the consumer a positive or negative thought appearing in front of them. This could be a wish the consumer wishes come true or the consumers greatest fear.

When one instance of SCP-XXXX-1 is left in the tin no more testing is allowed on the tin until a D-Class personnel eats the last SCP-XXXX-1. Upon eating the last SCP-XXXX-1 the consumer will proceed to step inside of the tin and disappear. Inside the tin will have appeared 10 more instances of SCP-XXXX-1. It is believed confirmed that these new instances of SCP-XXXX-1 is the consumer.

An instance of SCP-XXXX-1 has to be eaten twice every day from the tin or else the tin will believe it is not required at its current location and move to another kitchen resulting in a containment breach.

Addendum SCP-XXXX-A: Experiment Log

The following is an experiment run by Dr. Bright where D-Class personnel were exposed to SCP-XXXX. None of the subjects knew what exactly they were consuming and the side effects.

Test A - 2/2/20

Subject: D-Class personnel
Procedure: 4 instances of SCP-XXXX-1 left in SCP-XXXX. The subject consumed SCP-XXXX-1 which took the shape of a bourbon biscuit.
Results: The subject envisioned a small cottage in the countryside. The subject then saw a woman (believed to be a wife) and a little girl (thought to be a daughter).
Analysis: The subject was jolly for the rest of the day.

Test B - 2/2/20

Subject: D-Class personnel
Procedure: 3 instances of SCP-XXXX-1 left in SCP-XXXX. The subject consumed SCP-XXXX-1 which took the shape of a custard cream.
Results: The subject envisioned a large crocodile, thought to be SCP-682. The subject fell to the ground and started shaking. The subject then put their arms in front of their face and started screaming.
Analysis: The subject had witnessed SCP-682 breach containment and kill personnel. The subject is having therapy for this instance and previous instances.

Test C - 2/2/20

Subject: Dr. Bright
Procedure: 2 instances of SCP-XXXX-1 left in SCP-XXXX. Dr. Bright consumed SCP-XXXX-1 which took the shape of a chocolate covered digestive biscuit.
Results: Dr. Bright claimed he had envisioned a chainsaw gun. However, from the remarks and actions he was making during the test it is believed he had envisioned a little girl.
Analysis: Dr. Bright is not allowed to consume SCP-XXXX-1 until further notice.

Test D - 2/2/20

Subject: D-Class personnel
Procedure: 1 instance of SCP-XXXX-1 left in SCP-XXXX. The subject consumed SCP-XXXX-1 which took the shape of a war biscuit.
Results: The subject started exclaiming that he was rich. The subject then took SCP-XXXX off the kitchen cabinet it was stationed on and stood inside it. SCP-XXXX bent when the subject stood inside of it. Then the subject disappeared and inside SCP-XXXX was 10 instances of SCP-XXXX-1.
Analysis: The subject was previously a bank robber, hence the exclaiming of being rich. The subject has not been found since. SCP-XXXX shows no signs of being bent when stood inside.

Note from Dr. Bright: SCP-XXXX-1 seems to be like a recreational drug, but without the health risks. I would very much like to consume another instance of SCP-XXXX-1 as they are completely safe.

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Addendum SCP-XXXX-B: Experiment Log

The following is a cross test between SCP-XXXX and SCP-999 run by Dr. ████. It was hoped to differ SCP-XXXX-1's outcomes.

Test A - Date

Subject: D-Class personnel
Procedure: 3 instances of SCP-XXXX-1 left in SCP-XXXX. The subject consumed SCP-XXXX-1 which took the shape of a rich tea biscuit. SCP-999 was in the test chamber throughout the test.
Results: The subject envisioned a woman who used to be his wife if front of them. They then continued to envision their wife saying that she wanted to get back together with him. SCP-999 made elated gurgles.
Analysis: The subject was a divorced man, hence his wife coming back. The instance of SCP-XXXX-1 was a positive wish and therefore SCP-999 had no effect. SCP-999 did however, jump up and down in a dog like manner.

Test B - Date

Subject: D-Class personnel
Procedure: 2 instances of SCP-XXXX-1 left in SCP-XXXX. The subject consumed SCP-XXXX-1 which took the shape of a jammy dodger. SCP-999 was in the test chamber throughout the test.
Results: The subject's tooth was stuck in the jam of the jammy dodger. The subject then started to tense up. SCP-999 wrapped itself around the subject's feet. The subject then consumed the rest of SCP-XXXX-1 and envisioned themselves as a child having a picnic with their parents. SCP-999 nuzzled the subject and the subject laughed. SCP-999 then continued to peruse a tickle fight. The subject envisioned that their Father was tickling them. When the subject exclaimed to stop SCP-999 slithered away from the subject. The subject was laughing for the rest of the week.
Analysis: SCP-999 seems to reverse the negativity of SCP-XXXX-1 and then proceed to enhance the positive wish of SCP-XXXX-1. This has been thought to help with depression and has been requested approved to be used.

Note from Dr. ████: This cross test between SCP-XXXX and SCP-999 was a success. I do not wish to try this experiment with one instance of SCP-XXXX-1 left in the tin as I fear it will endanger SCP-999.

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Addendum SCP-XXXX-C: Incident ██

Recount of Incident ██, written by Dr. ████ requesting for reclassification of SCP-XXXX from Safe to Euclid.

"SCP-XXXX had been inactive for a day, therefore moving to a different kitchen. SCP-XXXX moved to a kitchen in ██████. The owner of the kitchen consumed instances of SCP-XXXX-1 and then proceeded to turn into SCP-XXXX. After a day, SCP-XXXX moved again, this time to a family house in the same location. The children were the first to consume SCP-XXXX-1. The Father stress ate the biscuits the Mother told the foundation. Said Mother has since been [DATA REDACTED]. SCP-XXXX had been inactive for a day until it was found at a street party in the small village. The result of this turned the British village into a ghost town. A few people fled who also have since been [DATA REDACTED]. SCP-XXXX has wiped out a whole village. Think what it could do to a city, or whole country. SCP-XXXX needs to be reclassified at this very moment."

Reclassification has been permitted. SCP-XXXX now has a taking device implanted inside of it in case of any moment again.

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