Blue Foot "Traveling is the Worst"

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the harmless nature of SCP-XXXX-1 and the unknown limits of SCP-XXXX-2's anomalous properties, SCP-XXXX is to be allowed to fufill it's occupational duties as a commercial airplane pilot.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 42 year-old man of African descent named David Kall. SCP-XXXX is itself non-anomalous, though SCP-XXXX-1 will occur if SCP-XXXX is the pilot of a commercial airplane occupied by at least 75% of the airplane's maximum passenger capacity.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a phenomena that will cause numerous alterations to the airplane and passengers SCP-XXXX is piloting that will cause all passenger's experience to be considered unpleasant and inconvient. These alterations include:

  • Additional baggage costs
  • Seat cushions including various stones along with the typical materials
  • 20% or more passengers feel the stronge urge to defecate, causing the lavatory(s)to be consistently occupied or lacking toilet paper
  • Entertainment provided by the airline(televisions, mobile phone applications, ect.)will experience many technical errors.
  • Children below the age