BlueJewSparrow (SCP-5253, the wallet)

SCP-5253 before being placed in containment

Item #: SCP-5253

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:
Subject must be kept in a standard issue lock-box, with the combination to unlock the box being █████. Any unauthorized contact with SCP-5253 will result in the employee being reprimanded and possible demotion depending on the severity of contact.

Description: SCP-5253 is a brown leather billfold that has no distinguishing marks. It is completely empty until activation. When the holder of SCP-5253 requests any amount of money, the exact amount requested will appear in the main pocket of the wallet. The type of currency is USD, and the money will be given in cash.

SCP-5253 was first discovered in ███████, TX after local police discovered a string of murders within a family. All murder victims died of natural causes, but the remains were aged to be much older than the known ages of said victims. The only surviving member of the family was in possession of a sum of money upward to four million dollars. When the survivor was taken into questioning by local law enforcement, undercover Foundation agents confiscated all items on his person and brought them to Site-██ to test for any anomalous properties, leading to the discovery of SCP-5253.

Based on tests of SCP-5253, it has been concluded that while the money given by SCP-5253 is not (to the Foundation’s knowledge) stolen from other sources, every dollar taken from SCP-5253 results in the subject instantaneously aging by one (1) hour. This change is irreversible, and money taken from SCP-5253 cannot be returned to reverse the aging process. The maximum amount of money that can be taken from SCP-5253 is dependent on what age the subject would have died under normal conditions. Because of this caveat, SCP-5253 should only be used by D-class personnel.

The following test logs show the extent as to how SCP-5253 handles various transaction requests.

Show Test log for SCP-5253

Test 5253-a: Test on the basic functionality of SCP-5253

Subject: D-8n73b (male, clean shaven, DOB: ██/██/1984)

D-8n73b was asked to request for 15 dollars from SCP-5253. Subject checked the main pocket and found one (1) ten-dollar bill and one (1) five-dollar. No noticeable changes observed.

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Test 5253-b: Further test on basic functionality

Immediately after the aforementioned test, D-8n73b was asked to request for 30 dollars from SCP-5253. Subject took the money and instantly showed signs of facial hair. Subject expressed that facial hair growth of that length takes approximately two (2) days.

Note from Dr. Stone: It seems that the amount of money taken correlates to aging. Further testing is needed to determine the exact ratio, but the ratio seems to be approximately 1:1 dollars to hours.

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Test 5253-c: Test to prove hypothesis of 1:1 ratio

D-8n73b was asked to request for eight thousand, seven hundred sixty (8,760) dollars, the number of hours in one (1) full calendar year, from SCP-5253. After accepting the money, subject immediately underwent a significant physical change. DNA testing was done on the subject and compared to DNA taken prior to the test. The results of the DNA showed that the subject had instantaneously aged exactly one (1) year.

Note from Dr. Stone: The 1:1 ratio has been proven. Further testing is needed to determine if SCP-5253 has a limit.

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Test 5253-d: Test on limit of SCP-5253

D-8n73b was asked to request four hundred thirty-eight thousand (438,000) dollars, the number of hours in fifty (50) years, from SCP-5253. Subject received the money from the main pocket and immediately underwent an extreme physical change. DNA testing further proved the ratio determined in the previous experiment. Due to the extreme changes that occurred during testing, D-8n73b was released from experimentation and returned to ██████ to finish out his sentence.

Note from Dr. Stone: D-8n73b died a few weeks after the conclusion of this experiment from old age. I’d like to test if SCP-5253 can elongate a subject’s lifespan.

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Test 5253-e: Further testing on the limit of SCP-5253

Subject: D-9t86m (male, clean shaven, DOB: ██/██/1953)

D-9t86m was asked to request eight hundred seventy-six thousand (876,000) dollars, the number of hours in one hundred (100) years, from SCP-5253. Subject received the money from the main pocket and instantly died. However, only sixty-one thousand, three hundred and twenty (61,320) dollars were retrieved from SCP-5253. Autopsy of the body revealed that D-9t86m had only aged seven (7) years.

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Test 5253-f: Continuation of lifespan experiments

Subject: D-1u69y (female, stage IV brain cancer, DOB: ██/██/1998)

D-1u69y was asked to request four hundred thirty-eight thousand (438,000) dollars, the number of hours in fifty (50) years, from SCP-5253. Subject received the money from the main pocket and instantly died. The amount of money taken from SCP-5253 was nine thousand, eight hundred and forty (9840) dollars, equating to four hundred and ten (410) days.

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Test 5253-g: Final test on lifespan experiments

Subject: D-5h82o (female, healthy, DOB: ██/██/1973)

D-5h82o was asked to request eight hundred seventy-six thousand (876,000) dollars, the number of hours in one hundred (100) years, from SCP-5253. During the process of extracting the money, the subject was then stabbed in the neck, severing the internal jugular artery. Subject retrieved the money from the main pocket and instantly died. The amount of money taken from SCP-5253 was four (4) cents, equating to approximately 2.4 minutes.

Note from Dr. Stone: Based on the results of the previous experiments, it is safe to say that SCP-5253 will only age someone up until they would die under their current circumstances. In order to further maximize profits, I suggest that SCP-5253 only be used by healthy D-class personnel between age 18-25.

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Show Message to Site-██ from Director █████ 

All,

For those who don’t yet know, we have been using D-class personnel to operate SCP-5253 to gain funding for the Foundation for the past few years, which is consistent to our D-class termination program. However, multiple relatives of expired personnel have been looking into where they were before their “untimely” death. These people have gotten dangerously close to discovering what goes on here, and we cannot risk an information breach of this magnitude being discovered by the general public.

Also, it has come to my attention that some researchers involved with SCP-5253's use have certain "moral and ethical problems" with using D-class personnel to increase the Foundation's funding. I will remind you that our goal is not to make people happy or to spare the lives of death-row inmates; we are here to protect the human race, our universe, and reality as we know it. Any researchers that cannot accept this are more than welcome to take a class-A amnesic and be dismissed from Site-██.

Finally, for the sake of secrecy, any and all use of SCP-5253 is suspended indefinitely, bar an extreme financial deficit.

Regards,
Director █████