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Item #: SCP-1058-J

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Object Class: Safe Keter Keter-er.

Special Containment Procedures: To be kept in a secure storage container. While not super specific, suggested containment units include a medium sized metal lunchbox, a shoebox from a pair of size 9 ½ sneakers (any other size won’t work), or glued to the back board of a shadow display box

Description: SCP-1058-J is an unidentifiable piece of rock-like substance (thousands of dollars worth of research seem to suggest that it’s a sedimentary rock, however, we cannot confirm or deny that) that an O-5 level personnel employee of the foundation discovered on a leisurely stroll at the park and decided was important. Currently, the only known anomaly of SCP-1058-J is that it seems to telepathically attract anyone near it to pick it up, and then decide to keep it against their better judgement.

D level personnel who have seen SCP-1058-J claim that “That’s just a piece of limestone with googly eyes glued to it”, however O-5 personnel deny this claim. After extensive examination and testing, SCP-1058-J was reclassified from Safe to Keter, then to Keter-er. Testing reveals that were SCP-1058-J to be propelled at a quick enough velocity, at sensitive areas of the human body (face, vitals), it could cause injury or death to the person.

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Test documentation

Dr [DATA REDACTED]: (at the top of the [DATA REDACTED] building) I am currently holding SCP-1058-J [DATA REDACTED] above the head of a class D personnel member.

Class D personnel: (angry) You imbecile, that’s a rock with googly eyes you’re holding above my head. Of course I’ll get injured.

Dr: Why, that’s ridiculous. Besides, it’s all in the name of science!

Class D: What do you mean, in the name of science? Of course I’ll get injured. You’re literally dropping a rock on my head. What do you expect??

Dr: That’s a ridiculous accusation! (drops rock)

(The Foundation realized after about ten minutes that the Class D personnel had in fact sustained injury due to SCP-1058-J being dropped on his [DATA REDACTED]. After an emergency meeting, The Foundation decided that the Class D most likely just had a lucky guess. SCP-1058-J had, however, survived the struggle.)