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Item #: SCP-3378

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Two armed guards are to be situated outside of SCP-3378 at all times with rotations every 2 hours. If any D-class personnel have not exited SCP-3378 3 hours after initial entry, guards are instructed to forbid access to SCP-3378 to anyone under any circumstances. Any individual who exits SCP-3378 3 hours or later after initial entry will be taken to Site-██ and administered Class-C amnesiacs after being interviewed by Dr. ████. Guards are to be dressed as ████████ University security officers and will tell students who wish to use SCP-3378 that it is currently closed due to maintenance. If subject has not returned by 06:00, guards are to allow normal access to SCP-3378, as its anomalous effects will no longer affect any individuals in it.

Description: SCP-3378 is a men's bathroom located at ████████ University on the ███ floor of the ██████████████. Between 06:00 and 01:00, SCP-3378 exhibits no anomalous properties and functions like a normal bathroom. It starts exhibiting anomalous effects only if an individual stays in it for more than 10 minutes after 01:00. Unless an individual has been in SCP-3378 for at least 3 hours, it is possible to exit, though it becomes increasingly difficult to do so due to its anomalous effects. After 3 hours, it is assumed that departure from SCP-3378 is virtually impossible, though there have been █ cases in which an individual has managed to successfully leave.

Exploration Date Time Spent in SCP-3378 Results Additional Notes
06/15/2012 20 minutes D-9872 hears a quiet recording of the song "Nowhere Fast" by Eminem even though the interior of SCP-3378 has no speakers and D-9872 is not carrying any equipment that could play this song. Before leaving, he claims to have heard slow clapping originating from an unspecified source, but this was not noticed in the video recording.
06/16/2012 40 minutes D-9873 cell-content
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07/29/2017 ██ hours See Mirror Log for additional information. ██ hours after initial entry, D-9904 remarks how the room has "accommodated" itself in order to reveal [DATA EXPUNGED]. Despite resisting [DATA EXPUNGED] for ██ hours, D-9904 dies approximately 50 centimeters away from SCP-3378's exit. His last words were: "We did this to ourselves. It doesn't matter if [DATA EXPUNGED], this cannot exist. Please…" SCP-3378 contains [DATA EXPUNGED] which we only know about because of this event. It is unknown how to limit its effects should a situation like this happen on a larger scale.
[DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED] Further research on SCP-3378 has been terminated on the order of O5-█.