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Item #: SCP-40-J
SCP-40-J and SCP-40-J-1 in a glass
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-40-J is contained in climate controlled security locker 40-L-W in Site ██ SCP-40-J is now currently attached to a refrigerated stainless steel keg in Site ██'s Floor 3 break room. Once given permission by any personnel that is C class and above, any personnel may drink SCP-40-J-1.
Description: SCP-40-J is a 500ml bottle of "WinRaR style beer". The bottle has been proven to be impossible to destroy, as it reappears undamaged in the same place once human attention is diverted.
SCP-40-J-1 is a light beer. A full bottle of it is 3% alcohol by volume. SCP-40-J-1 replenishes itself in SCP-40-J at a rate of 50ml/s, stopping once the bottle is full. Ingesting SCP-40-J-1 will cause SCP-40-J to produce the following sentences:
"Please note that WinRaR beer is not free beer. After a 40 minute trial period you must either buy a new bottle or remove it from your system"
Testing Log
Date: 6/5/██
Purpose: Test of SCP-40-J's self-regenerative abilities in absence of human attention
Testing Equipment: 1 electronic camera, 1 film camera, 1 electronic video camera, 1 film video camera
Test Summary SCP-40-J was shattered on the floor while the cameras were recording. The electronic cameras suddenly shut off for unknown reasons, while the cameras using films had their film suddenly burn
Date: 4/19/██
Purpose: Review of SCP-40-J-1's taste.
Testing Equipment: 3 researchers, 2 couches, and a coffee table.
Test results: Several agitated researchers. When one was asked about the taste of SCP-40-J-1, he muttered something about "piss water" and "didn't even get us drunk"
Date: 5/3/ ██
Purpose: To find out if those other guys were really right.
Testing Equipment 2 researchers and the break room
Test Results: A resounding yes.
