Bob Lacey

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be wrapped in tinfoil and kept in a secure containment locker.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Big Crunch chicken burger from KFC. It has the same dimensions as a normal Big Crunch from KFC.

SCP-XXXX was found sitting alone and unattended on the counter at the KFC in ███████, ██. Testing of the burger has shown that it is regenerative so it will regenerate after a bite. But within the first week of consumption the person who took a bite (now referred to as SCP-XXXX-1) will either feel extremely good and have great luck or will feel sick and die within a week of feeling sick. At the time of this being written we do not now what makes choose between good or sick. Using D-Class personal we will do further testing.

+ SCP-XXXX Test Logs A-E

Test A-E - ██/██/████

Subject: D-Class test subject 1-5
Procedure: D-Class test subjects 1-5 are to be left alone with On-site links for 5 minutes then to take a bite out of SCP-XXXX and left to see what happens in a week.
Results: D-Class test subjects 1-5 proved to feel extremely good with no signs of sickness as well as extreme luck after the week.
**Analysis: If the test subject has come into contact with On-site links then there is a 100% chance that they will not get sick and will get lucky. It is unknown for how long this lasts. **

+ SCP-XXXX Test Logs F-J

Test F-J - █/██/████

Subject: D-Class test subject 6-10
Procedure: D-Class test subjects 6-10 are to request "the perfect drink" from On-site links. Upon that they are to take a bite from SCP-XXXX and wait a week.
Results: D-Class test subjects 6-10 have all gotten sick exactly a week after taking the bite. We are currently trying to administer medical aid to the test subjects but are attempts are failing.
Analysis: If the test subject has taken "the perfect drink" from On-site links then they will 100% get sick and die.

+ SCP-XXXX Test Logs K

Test K - █/██/████

Subject: D-Class test subject 11
Procedure: Do a mental evaluation of D-Class test subject 11. Then get him to take a bite of SCP-XXXX and see what happens within the week.
Results: Test subject 11 was diagnosed with severe depression after the mental evaluation. Minutes after he tried SCP-XXXX he got extremely sick and died 2 hours later. **
Analysis:We seem to be onto something. If SCP-XXXX-1 has depression we can confirm that they will get sick and later die. Quite possibly the more depressed they are the quicker it happens.**

+ SCP-XXXX Test Logs L

Test L - ██/██/████

Subject: D-Class test subject 12
Procedure: Do a mental evaluation of D-Class test subject 11. Then get him to take a bite of SCP-XXXX and see what happens within the week.
Results: Test subject 12 stated that she tries to keep a positive attitude and just keep pushing on. After trying SCP-XXXX all was normal until 5 days when later when someone let her out of Site-██. The luck from SCP-XXXX is the likely cause. Searching is ongoing for D-Class test subject 12. This is SCP-XXXX-A event.
Analysis:Proving that she has a positive attitude and is relatively happy may of been the same reason test subjects 1-5 got lucky as well.

+ SCP-XXXX Test Logs final notes

We have come to the conclusion that if SCP-XXXX-1 is happy or positive they get lucky and do not get sick. But if they are angry, sad, evil, or depressed they will get sick. The worse they are the quicker they get sick.

Getting to lucky is proving to be a problem and we need to put a fail safe in place so we don't have anything like SCP-XXXX-A event happening again.