SCP DC01-J

Item#: DC01-J

Object Class: Euclid Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP DC01-J is to be kept in an unplugged oven in a 5m x 5m x 5m room located at Site 19. SCP DC01-J is to be cooked after every 24 hour period so it remains docile. 2 Site Staff will enter the chamber and re-cook SCP DC01-J every 24 hours.

Description: SCP DC01-J is a cooked chicken that weighs about 907g and is measured to be 21 inches long. SCP DC01-J cannot be eaten or destroyed, all attempts to harm SCP DC01-J end in [REDACTED] see DC01-J Test Logs.

SCP DC01-J can extend its anal cavity up to 4m x 4m when agitated and eat and [REDACTED] whoever harmed it last. SCP DC01-J can not move and can only attack when being held or if within a 2 meter range. SCP DC01-J can also scream when threatened at a very high pitch, subjects who hear this are to be taken to get psychiatric or terminated immediately.

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Notes:

Dr.█████: It's a cooked chicken and it made all of our researchers in the area go deaf. A cooked fucking chicken!