Boltx363 - Sandbox Shenanigans

Item Number: SCP-ß

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-ß is to be kept in a triple-locked archive at Site-██. SCP-ß is under no condition allowed to be exposed to SCP-701. Should SCP-ß be exposed to SCP-701 protocol `voluptatem et dolorem´ is to be enacted*.

+ Protocol Voluptatem et Dolorem 

Protocol Voluptatem et Dolorem consists of the following procedures that must be followed at all costs

- Reclassification of SCP-701 from Euclid to Keter
- Immediate mobilization of MTF - Lambada 5

After all of the goals above have been achieved, SCP-ß must be explored to find the heart of the hanged king, once found it must be destroyed. Research indicates that a similar copy of SCP-ß may exist solely to counter act it but to this date has not been found.

Description: SCP-ß is a papyrus parchment measuring roughly 30cm by 60cm, approximated to be 300 years old minimal damage to this document has been sustained. Written on this document is a copy of the placeholder text know as Lorem Ipsum

+ Lorem Ipsum

"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."

• SCP-701 has been know to yell the word `Line!´ occasionally during Act V, when reading from SCP-ß to completion Protocol Voluptatem et Dolorem is to be enacted, though when recited from any other document or from memory this has no effect and SCP-701 will repeat what was said as if that was the script.