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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: If contained, this creature must be held in a box. One that's four (4) by four (4) meters and with plenty of locks. Rock-and-roll music must be played non-stop, otherwise the bodies will begin to drop.
Description: It is a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater; About 1 meter tall, flying purple people eater; Forty five (45) miles per hour flying purple people eater; Sure looks strange to me!
It can only be described in the form of a song; even when written out this rule ain't wrong. It always follows to the melody, of "The Purple People Eater" song by Sheb Wooley.
Since the year of '58, flying purple people eater; people have reported seeing flying purple people eaters. In and around Oklahoma, flying purple people eater; Sure looks strange to me!
It attacks those who are so unaware, they don't even know that it is there. It expresses a desire to hear rock-and-roll, and if you don't provide, it'll swallow you whole.
