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Assignment: Write an SCP document 11/1/12 (Creative Writing Class)
Name: Jacob Nelson, 13, 8th-grade writing class
Grade: F, You didn't format it correctly! Try formatting next time.
Note: Cool concept though!
This is the official and undisputed real document for SCP-████, it's euclid class (pending keter).
To keep this sucker contained you first off have to make sure he can't talk to any females, because when he does, oh boy when he talks to a female, that'll really rile up his anomalous abilities, so that's like the top priority with containing him, besides that, pretty standard, y'know, he's a pretty chill guy, doesn't need solitary confinement or anything, just a normal cell block, doesn't really matter where he is or what site he's in but it's preferable that he's in a place where the staff there can take care of him.
Basically, he's this guy, and when he talks to girls the place surrounding him transforms into a game show where he's competing against a couple of other guys taken from the area to compete against one another to win the love of whatever female he's chosen as the girl or whatever, and if you interrupt him during the game show nothing much happens but the game show stage and bleachers will stay there until like, physically removed and stuff.
So as paragraph 3 says, if he talks to a girl it turns the place into a game-show, so that's why he can't talk to girls at all. I mean, that's sort of a Keter thing to do, so I think that he should be changed into a Keter but I mean, whatever there hasn't been a breakout since the last disaster so I mean, it's probably fine but then again I don't really know that much about it at all really.
here's a description of the disaster that happened:
So one day in March he's just chilling in his cell, and then a containment breach happens and stuff, then this female d-class runs past and he calls out to her and the game-show thing commences, with Dr. Maryland and Dr. Johnson-Holmes as the competitors for the competition for the female d-class, he wins in the end and the game show stays there and the hallway in front of his cell needs to be redone so people can go through without having to climb through a game show stage.
so after that they did a test and found out that it's girls that make his abilities work and stuff, pretty standard. after they put him in containment he asked for a cassette tape of the teriyaki boys song "tokyo drift" they didn't give it to him, I don't know why, it's a good bloody song!
Assignment: Write an SCP document 12/4/12 (Creative Writing Class)
Name: Jacob N, 13.
Grade: C-, Formatting is better! still room for improvement though! also not 500 words.
Note: if time has never frozen all the way, how do you know that it can happen?
SCP number: 5XXX
Class: Safe
Special containment procedures: Keep SCP inside of a Refridgerator at all times and at no time is to be microwaved at all, because when you microwave it it's special abilities manifest, in the event that they do, you have to get it's temperature to below -40 degrees (fun fact -40 c is the same as -40 f) C/F otherwise it will continue to use it abilities to almost destroy the world (basically)
Description: the SCP with the number 5XXX is a safe class SCP and is not very dangerous unless you microwave it, and when you do microwave it, time slows down to like 10% speed, and everyone's mind in left intact so they realize that time is going slower, but that's only people who've seen it before, it's an old-looking pocket watch btw, so don't put it in your pocket or it might get hot enough to manifest!
It's properties manifest when you put it in a microwave for more that 10 seconds, and only go away after it's at negative 40 degrees, if you don't put it in -40 degrees time will slow down until everyone is frozen in time forever aware of their surroundings, like eternal torture because you're aware of it all, this has never happened before
It can also trigger seizures in people with epilepsy.
Addendum :
One time somebody left it out at the beach and time went real slow for everyone there at it was pretty cool until somebody dropped it into their chilly bin and cooled it off.
To: moc.ffats.shmvc|2nivekkraM#moc.ffats.shmvc|2nivekkraM
From: moc.tneduts.shmvc|nosleNJ#moc.tneduts.shmvc|nosleNJ
Date: 12/4/12
To, Mr Kevin.
Mr kevin, the last assignment I submitted to your class came true, the pocket watch is real and I found it in my fridge when I woke up this morning.
What do I do?
From, Jacob N
Reply to: moc.tneduts.shmvc|nosleNJ#moc.tneduts.shmvc|nosleNJ
From: moc.ffats.shmvc|2nivekkraM#moc.ffats.shmvc|2nivekkraM
Date: 12/6/12
Could you please bring it to school to show me today? :)
- Mark
To: moc.stneduts.shmvc|stnedutsllA#moc.stneduts.shmvc|stnedutsllA // Group:AllParents
From: moc.ffats.shmvc|renrut-uaebnilknarF#moc.ffats.shmvc|renrut-uaebnilknarF
Date: 12/13/12
This is a message to all epileptic students attending Comville Mixed Highschool, The problem with the lights has been fixed, and no more seizures have occurred since the event on the 6th, we can assure you that it is completely safe for you to resume your schooling as of Monday, you will all need to catch up on the schoolwork you missed out on.
Wishes and Thanks, Principle Beau-Turner
:^D
To: moc.stneduts.shmvc|stnedutsllA#moc.stneduts.shmvc|stnedutsllA // Group:AllParents // Group:AllStaff
From: moc.ffats.shmvc|renrut-uaebnilknarF#moc.ffats.shmvc|renrut-uaebnilknarF
Date: 12/25/12
This is a message from the school to all people willing to help, you may have seen on the news, but one of our students has been reported missing along with our beloved teacher Mr Kevin, we are in no position to rule out foul play, this is just a notice to inform you all about what's happened and why you haven't seen him at school.
We have attached a missing poster to this email and if you would be so kind as to print it out and spread the word about Jacob around the town that would be great.
Attached Image (1)
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Y0mbRArqpWMLZB_uChrwQ42erwjawRhZ/view?usp=sharing
Assignment: Describe anything out of the ordinary that has happened to you before. (Special assignment) 1/2/13
Name: Jacob William Nelson.
Grade: A
Note:
Number 1.
When I was a little kid I had this really big rubber band one time and I flicked it at my door and I think It went through the door, but I don't really know if it did I had 2 at the time so it might have been the other one.
Number 2.
I did an assignment one time and the thing I was talking about in the assignment came to life and actually existed, I emailed my teacher about it and he told me to bring it to school It got really hot in my school bag and then it turned on and all the elipsy kids had seizures and stuff, they closed school for a week because of it.
Number 3. I keep having to resubmit this assignment again because I keep losing it but I swear to god they're just replacing it with black sheets as a prank.
Assignment: Write up an SCP that'll get us out of here. (15/6/18)
Name: Jacob Nelson
Grade: A+
Note:
SCP-5XXX is a small pocket-sized teleporter that can teleport people anywhere at any time as isn't powered by anything and can't be destroyed and when Jacob William Nelson loses it it just teleports into his pocket so he can't lose it, there is no way to contain it and it's Keter.
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Note 11/7/18: Mark Kevin and Jacob Nelson were found dead in the middle of the forest outside of ████████, ██████/██████████/██████████ an investigation into their deaths is pending authorization as of 11/7/18.
