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idk what number it should be so for now it's just scp-????

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Item #: SCP-????

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-???? are to be kept in a standard humanoid containment chamber. Any windows in said chamber are to be replaced with computer screens. These computer screens will simulate windows and prevent the subject from witnessing any "bullying" that may occur outside. Containers filled with sand are stored nearby in case of an emergency related to SCP-????.

Description: SCP-???? refers to an anomalous species of sapient humanoid felines known for extremely aggressive outbursts. The outer layer of SCP-???? appears to be a costume of some sort, but various autopsies have shown that specimens are 100% organic. Most SCP-???? specimens are docile and have attempted to adopt a human lifestyle. Some wear human clothes, and many of them have befriended human beings. SCP-???? specimens have a particular fondness for children, but they cannot be trusted to interact with any child without supervision.

Upon witnessing anything it perceives as "bullying", SCP-???? will fly into a rage, using its claws, teeth, and superhuman strength to murder the "bully" as brutally as possible. Anyone who attempts to intercept SCP-???? is seen as a second "bully", and will be attacked when the first "bully" dies or escapes from SCP-????'s vicinity. After every "bully" is gone, SCP-???? will revert to its original mindset without any memory of what just happened. If the specimen realizes what it has done, it will view itself as a "bully" and commit suicide.

If a child is left alone with a SCP-???? specimen for an extended period of time, the child will disappear for seven days, before returning as SCP-????-1. After becoming an instance of SCP-????-1, this child will slowly develop a southern accent and an obsession with firearms, before adopting the SCP-???? specimen as a son. It is impossible for a specimen of SCP-???? to view an instance of SCP-????-1 as a bully.

The faces of SCP-???? specimens are vulnerable to sand. If seventy cubic centimeters of sand (or more) make contact with a specimen's face, the specimen will instantly turn into dust.

Addendum: Incident Report ????-██: On 02/7/████, an SCP-???? specimen attended a professional boxing match. Upon witnessing the boxers attacking each other, the specimen came to the conclusion that both of them were bullies, and easily killed them along with anyone who tried to prevent the attack. Once everyone in the vicinity had either died or fled, SCP-???? regained consciousness to see that it was covered with blood and surrounded by corpses. Knowing it was responsible for the mass murder, the specimen tore out its own throat, killing it. All survivors were amnesticized.