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Super-Toothpaste

Site of recovery of SCP-XXXX

SCP #: SCP-XXXX

Object class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be confined in a maximum security locker. SCP-XXXX's locker is to be guarded by at least 2 security personnel and kept under surveillance at all times. Every month SCP-XXXX is to be emptied of SCP-XXXX-1 and spread across a 1m² sheet of lead and left to dry. Once dried, it is to be sent to storage and designated SCP-XXXX-A-X¹. Testing is allowed at Researcher Gresh's discretion. Improper or unauthorized use of the item will result in disciplinary action.

Object Description: SCP-XXXX is an indestructible tube of 1970 Ultra Brite toothpaste.
SCP-XXXX's tube contains a white liquid material designated SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 has a density of 13g/cm³ and initially, the consistency of adhesive Ultra Brite toothpaste. Any non-SCP-XXXX-1 matter or vacuum inside of the tube is constantly replaced with it at a rate of around 50nm³ or 0.065 milligrams per second. Upon being extracted from SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-1 hardens within around 3 minutes.
SCP-XXXX-1's primary anomalous effect is that when hardened, SCP-XXXX-1 a perfect insulator of heat and electricity. SCP-XXXX-1 also completely resists any radioactivity and absorbs 100% of any energy waves sent at it. of Testing has revealed it to be 11 on the Mohs hardness scale². SCP-XXXX-1 also has a tensile strength of 1,045,060 Mpa and an elastic modulus of 0.0013 pa. SCP-XXXX is composed fully of compressed calcium phosphate³.

Recovery log: SCP-XXXX was found in a shed in █████, France, following reports of an indestructible stick as a local attraction. Foundation agents searched the premise and traced the origin of the object, which was an instance of hardened SCP-XXXX-1, discovering SCP-XXXX. Locals were administered Class B amnestics, and a long cane-shaped sample of SCP-XXXX-1 colloquially referred to as "The magic stick" was recovered. SCP-XXXX itself was found in immaculate condition, wrapped in a sheet of A3 Repro paper, contents of which are below:

Our goal is to provideth custom'rs with the strongest mat'rials in the entire marketeth! doest thy carriage has't a did crack wheel? simple! just apply a bawbling did bite of our magical solution and gaze the wond'r unfold! thy food is rotting in the rash summ'r? easy! did spread a did bite of our sup'r-cream 'round thy enwheel'r and appreciateth the almost-fresh aroma of thy prey. Your antimatter reactor has gone critical and you want to leave your colleagues behind? our mat'rial uses parts of the most pow'rful contraption of the univ'rse, the homo sapien, and endues out the most wondrous in those folk!

+ ADDENDUM-XXXX.1 20/2/2020

ADDENDUM-XXXX.1 A proposal by Dr. Gresh details that SCP-XXXX could potentially assist containment of certain anomalies". [APPROVED BY O5 COUNCIL]
SCP-XXXX test log
To identify SCP-XXXX-1's reactions to other anomalies.

Test 1 - 10/02/2020

Object: SCP-1012

Procedure: A shuttle was sent approximately 3M KM away from earth. The shuttle contained SCP-XXXX-A-7 and speakers fused inside of a solid glass tank. Upon receiving a signal, the speakers would play the frequencies SCP-1012-A to E for 5 seconds, and a wireless camera outside of the tank would record the outcome.

Results: Upon receiving the signal (T+0), the speakers played the frequencies SCP-1012-A-E, and subsequently disintegrated into their original elements, and the chain reaction ensued. At T+10 SCP-XXXX-A-7 started visibly vibrating, shaking the glass tank. Following T+50, SCP-XXXX-A-7, attracted all particles affected by SCP-1012 and the chain reaction temporarily ceased. At T+70, SCP-XXXX-A-7 combusted, destroying the cameras, converting all its matter into energy estimated to exceed 3.8 x 10⁸ joules.

Analysis: SCP-XXXX-1 detected the particles affected by SCP-1012, and attempted absorbing them into itself. It appears that after enough particles were absorbed, SCP-XXXX-A's own gravitational force caused it to collapse into itself, which destroyed it, and an estimated 99.967% of particles affected by SCP-1012.

Notes: // We have no clue why SCP-XXXX-1. Recognized the particles affected by SCP-1012. Research into whether SCP-XXXX-1 possesses cognitive abilities has been proposed.//

Test 2 - 14/02/2020

Object:POI-6493

Procedure: Agent Mark Dwayne was sent on an operation to find means of contact with POI-6493, colloquially referred to as "Dado". Upon contact, Agent D was ordered to request a solvent capable of destroying a sample of SCP-XXXX-1 which was also deposited at a pre-determined location. Sent surveillance teams were ordered not to interfere with POI-6493.

Results: A surveillance camera recorded footage an obscured humanoid taking the sample, consuming it, and shortly leaving the area after depositing a typed-out note. Contents of the note are:

no solvent available but thing gone no thing here so same thing yes
ADDENDUM 27/9/2020: A note presumably created by POI-6493 was sent into site which contained SCP-XXXX. Contents of the note are below:

VERRY NUTRITOUS MEAL THANK YOU MUCH NOw i have very nice teeth yes

Analysis: It appears that POI-6493 was incapable or unwilling to create a substance capable of efficiently destroying SCP-XXXX-1.

Notes: Subsuequent Testing with class D's shows that consuming a sample of SCP-XXXX-1 does not result in destruction of said sample.

Test 3 - 18/02/2020

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+ ADDENDUM-XXXX.2 20/08/2020

On 16/09/2020 Agent Niel Anderson underwent anesthesia during a routine dental operation. The following was recorded by security camera and elucidated through audio editing. Recording below:

AUDIO TRANSCRIPT 16/09/2020
**Begin Log [19:00]

Agent Anderson: It's you? The toothpaste? Wha- do you mean?

Work continues for several minutes

[19:07] Agent A.: For the plates? No, don't take them. I didn't use it.

[19:26] Agent A. is heard moaning. Work continues.

[19:30 ]Agent A.: Five (Insert skip number here)

[19:32] Agent A. : Use someone else. (Strained)

[19:35] Agent A. : I said, take someone else's. NOT MINE [Illegible].

Agent Anderson is given extra sedatives

[19:36] Agent A. : TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S.

Agent Anderson Is heard screaming the same phrase repeatedly for the next hour, while the dental surgeons attempt to finish the operation.

<End Log, [20:30]>

Afterword: Agent A. has no memory of this incident. Shortly following the operation, Agent A.'s recently removed denticles have been deemed missing. Security footage reports no sign of unusual activity.

Super-Toothpaste Notes

Site of recovery of SCP-XXXX

Yes, the image is CC-compliant. I want the image to break up the text a bit but I don't know if it would be considered relevant to the skip. Couldn't find Ultra-Brite toothpaste images that were CC-Compliant

SCP-XXXX-1's primary anomalous effect is that when hardened…

The description of the skip's properties seems to be a bit off in my opinion. It seems a bit clunky. Any opinions to make it smoother?

SCP-XXXX test log

I want the test to be included in the article as it puts readers off of the twist (Make them think the article is about the test logs). I don't know what I should test though, any suggestions? I personally think 1012 would be a decent one.

Our goal is to provide customers with…

I want the note to be from a futuristic race giving 17th-18th century humans a powerful material. Does it sound that way?

ADDENDUM-XXXX.2 20/05/2020
ADDENDUM-XXXX.3 20/08/2020

I don't know if the twist hits the way I want it to. Addendum-XXXX.2 seems to make the punchline weaker but also adds a bit of mystery I kinda want. I'd also like to change addendum 3 to somehow deliver the punch a bit better. I still can't find a good way for the foundation to find out about the tooth-accident effect. In my headcanon when the foundation is trying to find something out they use AI and neural networks as well.

The meaning of this is currently unknown.

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Footnotes

1. Where X refers to the order of creation. Currently, there are 19 instances of SCP-XXXX-A-X.

2. A scale used to measure the relative hardness of a mineral by its resistance to scratching.

3. Ca3(PO4)2