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Immotium

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: All collected instances of SCP-XXXX are to be stored in a standard-size storage vault in the Anomalous Medications wing of Site 19.

Description:
SCP-XXXX is a collection of knockoff anti-diarrhea tablets branded as "Immotium!" SCP-XXXX boxes superficially resemble a popular brand of anti-diarrheal products sold worldwide, with a few key differences. Below "Anti-Diarhheal" on the box it reads, in smaller text, "fecal dessicant." Instead of listing relieved symptoms, the box lists the following:

• "make u feel empty again!"
• "make u hollow!"
• "easy cleanup!"

On the reverse side, the drug's major active ingredient is listed as "dust".

Upon consumption, SCP-XXXX transforms the contents of a person's stomach and intestines into a combination of fine sand, diatomaceous earth, charcoal dust, and table salt. Persons who consume SCP-XXXX will inevitably spend the next several hours attempting to expel the foreign materials from their system.

Too Good Yeast

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX instances are to be kept in cold storage adjacent to the lab researching them, at a temperature of negative eighty degrees Celsius to prevent SCP-XXXX from falling dormant. SCP-XXXX instances are also to be stored at [[Gene Bank Name 1]] and [[Gene Bank Name 2]].

Before experimentation, SCP-XXXX instances should be propagated to triple their initial cell count, plated to check for contaminants, and gene sequenced to guard against genetic drift. Two thirds of the propagated material should be re-stored in a solution containing 80% apple juice and 20% food-grade glycerol. Propagated material should be stored in two separate containers.

A propagation of SCP-XXXX used for experimentation may be stored, but must be stored in a separate environment to prevent gene transfer.

Description:

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Spider Diet

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: All collected instances of SCP-XXXX are to be stored in a standard-size storage vault in the Anomalous Medications wing of Site 19.

Description:
SCP-XXXX is a species of spider belonging to the Salticidae, or jumping spider, family. SCP-XXXX are characterized by their large size relative to other members of Salticidae, small geographical distribution, powerful legs, unusual social behavior, anomalous behavior in urban and suburban environments, and proto-ovipositor.

SCP-XXXX instances are

Slushpile

Slush Pile:

• The Foundation is so large that it has difficulty organizing all of it's constituent parts. One part of the Foundation contains another part of the Foundation's property/scp's/etc.
• There is a dyson sphere in production on the other side of the sun.
• Unusually effective brewer's yeast.
• Foundation built AI to combat the effects of 3125
• A compiler that can check for infinite loops.
• anomalous bitcoin startup
• meditation that fills you full of water