breadmann

The object on the floor of its containment cell

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The object is to be contained within a 3x3x3 meter standard containment cell. No curved surfaces or curves of any kind are to be brought within 2 meters of the object except for testing purposes.

Description: The object is a 0.5 meter cube that transforms any curves brought within 2 meters of the object into the closest approximation of a cube or right angle. Analysis shows that the matter within is simply rearranged, and nothing is created or destroyed.

Addendum:
Test log 1: