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News You Can Trust, Even When The World Can't.
Foundation News Network
March 18, 2020: Dr. Samuel Collins was transformed into a box of Reese's chocolates on March 18th, 2020 by an unknown person. Witnesses say that the person approached Dr. Collins and tapped him on the shoulder, before pulling a wand out of thin air and casting a spell. Witnesses are being administered Class-A amnestics. security footage is being reviewed by Researcher James Hallbone, who is well known for aiding Dr. Collins in discovering [REDACTED] and making breakthrough discoveries on SCP-████, SCP-███ and SCP-████. As of now, O5-██ has released an official statement:
"The O5 Council is taking this matter very seriously, and will appropriately punish whoever did this to Dr. Collins, but as of now we have enabled SCP-████ and transformed him back to human form."
Dr. Collins commented on the matter, saying:
"I'll beat the shit outta whoever did it, but right now I'm testifying."
An update will be released after the matter is settled.
Johnathan Gabbard, Senior Researcher and Junior Editor for Foundation News Network
