Input Object: Unknown individual, persumably ex-worker (Unintentional)
Resulting Subject #: SCP-6092-A
Object class: Keter
Description: SCP-6092-A is a humanoid organism of unknown genus at a height of 1.9 meters and an estimated weight of 120 kilograms. SCP-6092-A's back is arched backwards in such a way that it is only capable of seeing behind it. SCP-6092-A lacks teeth, eyes, and any internal structure, including organs, flesh, and skeletal structure (save a single organ, see second paragraph below), making it an invertebrate. Similar to other invertebrates, SCP-6092-A's "skin" is made of chitin. Despite this, SCP-6092-A is capable of smooth movement, unlike other invertebrates, which have to be separated into multiple parts. SCP-6092-A's mouth is stretched out wide, while its eye sockets appear to be forcibly shut. Similar to its arched back, all of SCP-6092-A's limbs are pointed backwards, excluding anything below its legs. Despite lacking any internal structure or organs, the creature has displayed extraordinary hearing and sight. The creature's "skin" is a multitude of colors (Pale yellow, purple, blue, red, and pale green) similar to bloated flesh.
The creature appears to rely on strength more than intelligence. It will respond to stimuli it has responded to several times before; It will follow sounds of prey (cries for help, footsteps, etc.) even if it has proven to be nothing remarkable before. However, the creature is still extremely dangerous, as the aforementioned "brawn" is nothing to underestimate. SCP-6092-A is capable of tearing through half-meter thick metal and is capable of speeds up to 3 miles per hour. Due to SCP-6092-A's arched structure, it moves similar to a dog. SCP-6092-A has been seen on multiple occasions, however, walking upright (Or as close to an upright position as the creature can get). SCP-6092-A is an omnivore. The creature will feed on fungus and moss growing in SCP-6092, but will not hesitate to consume any flesh and blood organism that enters its location.
SCP-6092-A is capable of roughly replicating vocalizations of humans and other fauna, similar to SCP-939, using an organ located in its lower chest. This organ is attached to the sides of the inner body and held up by several, sticky strings of a thick mucus. This organ is in the shape of an L, and has two holes, each located on the opposite ends of each other. When SCP-6092-A hears vocalization, it is capable of "playing back" this sound by opening the organ's holes and emitting the aforementioned noise. However, the sound is murky and wet. Aside from this organ, SCP-6092-A's lower body is filled with acid to break down anything it consumes.
SCP-6092-A was initially discovered in SCP-6092. On ██/██/1983, the creature reportedly emerged from the sub-basement and mauled several staff members. Casualties include ██████ Brewer, ██████ Wilson, ██████ Wilson, and several unnamed individuals. It is believed a staff member picked up its anomalous properties from SCP-6092 after going down to the sub-basement and became SCP-6092-A.
Input Object: Tungsten light bulb
Resulting Subject #: SCP-6092-B
Object class: Euclid
Description: SCP-6092-B is an anomalous object resembling a broken Tungsten incandescent light bulb. Interior of object appears to have been ripped open and rebuilt several times. SCP-6092-B, when active, produces 1800 lumens of light, suggesting it is approx. 120 watts. Producer is listed as Keystone Technologies on the side of the bulb. SCP-6092-B is currently active in a secluded room inside of SCP-6092 despite it being broken (outside of its anomalous phase, see paragraph below), and is impossible to unscrew for unknown reasons.
SCP-6092-B has an anomalous phase that occurs from 3:33 to 4:44 AM UTC every other day. During SCP-6092-B's anomalous phase, all broken pieces of the bulb will become animate and repair themselves. The bulb will glow a blood red and heat up to a temperature of 80 °C (176.0 °F), causing all organic matter to undergo severe burns. Despite the burning of organic matter, all inorganic matter in the vicinity will not suffer any damage. Upon 4:44 AM UTC, SCP-6092-B will begin to cool down and ceases to glow a blood red. Following the end of this anomalous phase, SCP-6092-B will explode, entering its non-anomalous form.
SCP-6092-B can be traced back to a Keystone Technologies factory located in china. SCP-6092-B first entered its anomalous phase at 3:33 AM UTC █/██/1980. After this anomalous phase ended, it was broken and placed in a boarded-up room, where it remains to this day. SCP-6092 was decommissioned and SCP-6092-A to D were taken into the Foundation's custody on █/██/2005. It is believed that SCP-6092-B was not initially anomalous, but, after being activated in SCP-6092, picked up its anomalous properties via SCP-6092.
Subject #: SCP-6092-C
Object class: Adranés-Keter
Description: Object resembles a standard microwave with the words "The Hand Room" written across the top. SCP-6092-C is covered in wild style graffiti of multiple different signatures, on the inside and outside of the object. The object is approx. 30 inches wide, 15 inches long, and 18 inches tall. SCP-6092-C's display constantly reads "HAND", no matter the input, unless it is unplugged. The microwave can be activated like its non-anomalous counterpart, and plays a portion of "Votre toast, je peux vous le rendre" (Toreador Song) in D major when it is done heating up its contents. SCP-6092-C's handle appears to be scratched and damaged. Curiously, the inside of the microwave's door reads "9999 watts", without a serial number.
Contained within SCP-6092-C is SCP-6092-C1. SCP-6092-C1 is a strange, black mass stuck to SCP-6092-C's walls. The amorphous mass contorts itself into strange and random shapes slowly, when SCP-6092-C is not open. When the microwave's door is open, however, SCP-6092-C1 will take the shape of a human hand. As long as the door is open, the hand shape will begin to extend out indefinitely in search for any nearby creatures. Once SCP-6092-C1 comes in contact with a living organism, it will grab them by the neck and strangle them to death. SCP-6092-C1 can be cut down using any sharp object, and will retract upon being cut. This allows for SCP-6092-C to be closed and for SCP-6092-C1 to be contained. The amorphous mass does not appear to be affected by the microwave's heat.
SCP-6092-C was believed to originally be a non-anomalous microwave contained in a storage box in SCP-6092. However, SCP-6092-C picked up its anomalous properties at some point from SCP-6092. SCP-6092-C was found in its anomalous state during a search in SCP-6092 by request of the foundation. The microwave fell out of a box and the hand strangled two personnel to death before being cut back with a foundation-administered knife. SCP-6092-C was then closed and placed on a shelf in SCP-6092, where it remains as of now [To which all 3 SCP-6092-E instances emerged and were also discovered for the first time].
Subject #: SCP-6092-D
Object class: Euclid
Description: SCP-6092-D is a set of clothes. SCP-6092-D consists of a white pork-pie hat [SCP-6092-D1], black sunglasses [SCP-6092-D2], a white tuxedo [SCP-6092-D3] and white pants [SCP-6092-D4], black gloves [SCP-6092-D5], worn out black shoes [SCP-6092-D6], and a black messenger bag [SCP-6092-D7]. D3 has suffered several bullet wounds around the heart and lungs, and D5 appears to be blood-stained. All of SCP-6092-D appears to be slightly stained by what appears to be soda, while D2's left lens has been cracked.
All articles of SCP-6092-D clothing will cause different effects once worn. D1 can cause rapid aging and greying of hair. D2 will cause a slight blurring of vision. D3 will give subject asthma, and a fully loaded Glock G19 [along with extra bullets] will manifest in D3's right pocket. D4 allows the wearer to run approx. two times their normal speed. D5 causes subject's knuckles to slowly but constantly bleed. D6 will cause random sharp pains in the wearer's left foot. Two semi-automatic rifles, 2 lbs of bagged methamphetamine, quarter of a million in US dollars, and a desiccated photo of an unidentified family will manifest inside of D7 once it is put on. Once subject puts on one article of clothing, they will have a sudden urge to put on the remaining parts of SCP-6092-D.
When all of SCP-6092-D is worn at once by the same person, a more anomalous effect will take place. Subject will seemingly "forget" their entire lives up to the point of putting on SCP-6092-D. Subject will claim they are an individual by the name of "Riley Buckner" [subject is now designated SCP-6092-D-A]. SCP-6092-D-A's voice will become raspy and deep, and their skin will slowly begin to become wrinkled over a course of an hour. SCP-6092-D-A's eye color will become green, and they will begin to grow a black stubble beard. Their face will become slightly bruised in several areas, and they will gain a black left eye.
SCP-6092-D-A is often indifferent to most people, preferring not to interact with them. However, it will not hesitate to shoot anyone who gets in its way using D3's Glock G19. SCP-6092-D-A seems to have experience with guns and murder, as it is often days after a breach that SCP-6092-D-A is discovered loose, and even longer for confirmed deaths to surface. Subject is also capable of easily eluding the police. Although these traits make SCP-6092-D-A dangerous, it does not posses many anomalous effects. SCP-6092-D-A's goal is not to simply kill everything in its path, however; its goal, rather, is to eliminate members of the Mexican drug cartel. Subject has claimed in multiple interviews that "his name is Riley Buckner, and he is looking for his family, who have been taken hostage due to a drug clan war".
Once SCP-6092-D-A is stripped of its articles of clothing, the subject itself will spontaneously demanifest, leaving SCP-6092-D on the ground.
After an extensive search, SCP-6092-D-A is identical to an individual by the same name, "Riley Buckner". Riley was part of a Mexican drug cartel against his will. When he attempted to escape and call the authorities, The cartel threatened to assassinate the entire Buckner family. Riley Buckner died from a shot to the heart after punching a member of the drug cartel out cold. SCP-6092-D1 to D7 themselves was originally the corpse of a non-anomalous (now deceased) D-5732, placed inside of SCP-6092 in order to test the theory of SCP-6092 itself manifesting anomalies not only out of thin air, but also out of objects & entities given the chance. D-5732 himself demanifested at 5:32 AM UTC █/██/2012, leaving only his foundation-administered suit. Said suit suddenly began to transform into the articles of clothing now designated SCP-6092-D. All clothing has since been placed in one of the boxes in the warehouse, sealed shut and reinforced.
Subject #: SCP-6092-E
Object class: Safe
Description: SCP-6092-E is a set of three simplistic, hardened clay masks. SCP-6092-E posses a wide-stretched smile filled with white-painted teeth with black dividers and large, empty eye sockets. SCP-6092-E are mostly painted a light yellow. The masks posses a large nose with black outlines inside the nostrils. There are no markings of a company and/or producer, but different names are crudely drawn on the inside on each mask. SCP-6092-E themselves are capable of vocalization. The anomalous masks will begin to hover and sing in a similar manner to a barbershop trio and describe events happening around them in four to eight verses. Outside of this, the masks appear to exhibit normal behavior. SCP-6092-E were first identified after a D-Class was mauled by SCP-6092-A. The three masks arose out of an overturned crate and began to sing a short tune. Shortly afterwards, they collapsed back to the floor.
Addendum 6092-E1: Jingles
The following are examples of SCP-6092 vocalizations.
Procedure: A D-Class Personnel is terminated by SCP-6092-A in SCP-6092.
Resulting Song: "Oh what an unfortunate time, for this poor man has died. The backwards thing would slice his head… [The word head is a drawn out note] And left him for the dead."
Procedure: SCP-6092-C initial discovery incident.
Resulting Song: [To the tune of the Popeye jingle] "Oh, no eating food tonight. No eating food tonight! For some insane thing has appeared in the door and ruined all our food tonight!"
Subject #: SCP-6092-F
Object class: Keter
Description: SCP-6092-F is a roughly humanoid entity with an unusual facial structure. SCP-6092-F lacks eyes and a nose, but sports a long, crocodile-like upper and lower jaw, which hold unusual and rotten teeth. The creature's "Outer layer" is pale white and transparent, exposing its oddly patterned inside layer, which is solid. SCP-6092-F's arms are skinny and average length, and end in talon-like claws. SCP-6092's outer layer ends at its upper half, and its lower half begins to look most similar to hundreds of grey strings welded together in such a way to form a snake-like lower half.
SCP-6092-F, in behavior, is averagely docile and displays curiosity and intelligence comparable to that of a house cat. It has displayed limited levels of dog-like affection to personnel present around it for a long amount of time. It will attempt to "play" with personnel in any way it can, so long as it doesn't harm them.
However, SCP-6092-F indeed has a "rage state". Upon hearing the sound of glass clinking or breaking, it will become insatiably angered. It will first target the source of the sound, and will then begin to destroy any forms of life around it. This has resulted in SCP-6092-F travelling up to 5 miles away from SCP-6092. However, the entity does eventually calm down. After it calms down, it will slowly make its way to SCP-6092 once more and enter a "Depressed" state for up to 6 hours. This depressed state causes SCP-6092-F to not willingly engage and hide in a corner, similarly to SCP-096.