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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

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Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a generally unremarkable hunting magazine titled A Hunter's Guide To Kill Mockingbirds and Other Songbirds.

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Main Article - Songbird Hunting

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Hunting for songbirds is an easy and fun part of recreational hunting. With over 5,000 different species of these perching birds, you'll always be surprised by what you'll be able to catch! Of course, the most esteemed animal is the mockingbird. Famed for unique ability to mimic other songbirds, the mockingbird is a great trophy to add to any collection. This complete guide offers you an opportunity to catch these most prestigious animals!

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Congratulations! By following this guide you will be able to successfully nick yourself your own songbird. Just know, that you will always be haunted by guilt, for it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.

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