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Item #: SCP-5507-J

Object Class: Dead meme. Dead baby. I Ii II L.

Special Containment Procedures: Access to all websites which could possibly host SCP-5507-J-1 is prohibited for all personnel. A single instance of of SCP-5507-J-2 is to be kept in a 2x2x2 room, the entrance to the room guarded by ^{a man, a receptionist, a doc[COGNITOHAZARD REDACTED]} four guards of normie heritage and a dead gorilla.

Description: SCP-5507-J-1 is an anomalous comic strip originating from the webcomic ████-███-███, titled [DATA EXPUNGED]. The webcomic usually involves things geeky, silly, and light in tone, but SCP-5507-J-1 appears to be a failed attempt at seriousness. The transcript of the object can be viewed below.

+ Transcript of SCP-5507-J-1.

Panel #1: The first panel shows a man rushing through the hospital door. The man has a
visibly stressed expression, and appears absolutely worried about the well being of his pregnant

spouse.

Panel #2: The second panel depicts the man from the first frame, conversing with the hospital's receptionist, possibly asking for the location of his partner. The receptionist points her finger to show him the way.
Panel #3: In the third panel, the man is seen talking to a doctor. The doctor's fearful, full of worry expression suggest that he's conveying bad news to the man.
Panel #4: The man from the previous panels sees his spouse mentally broken, laying on the bed curled up, and shedding tears. She had a miscarriage. Her partner becomes visibly filled with grief and despair, utterly devastated with the death of his unborn child.

Any human being viewing the content of the object will relate 5507-J-1 to everything they see, thus creating instances of SCP-5507-J-2. While 5507-1 is the comic itself, 5507-2 is the pattern of the figures which appear in it. To subjects unaffected by it, SCP-5507-J-2 has only slight relation to the original object, or even none at all. To those affected however, the second object bears an extreme resemblance to the comic strip, which is oftentimes accompanied by questions about the identity of the object, usually in the form of "is this [DATA EXPUNGED]?". After a maximum of █ days, the subject begins to see SCP-5507-J-2 in every single part of their lives, and the questions become the only method of communication used by the ones affected. After an unknown amount of time, the subject fully succumbs to SCP-5507-J-2's effects. The memories of the subjects become altered to include SCP-5507-J. Their minds are fully wiped of anything that isn't 5507-J.

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*Item #:** SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is kept in a standard containment locker at Site 16.
SCP-XXXX has to be handled with gloves. Use of SCP-XXXX for purposes other than tests has to be approved by an employee of level 4 clearance.

Due to the historical and scientific significance of the object, a perfect replica of SCP-XXXX is currently on display at St. Mary's Hospital in ██████, England.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Nobel prize, suspected to belong to Scottish biologist [REDACTED].

If a person makes physical contact with SCP-XXXX, the object cures the person's ailments through unknown means and erases bacteria associated with the illness from the subject's body.

Subject: D-76234287
Disease: Scarlet Fever.
Outcome: Subject cured.

Subject: D-87635813
Disease: Typhoid.
Outcome: Subject not cured.
Note: More tests are to be done to determine which bacteria are affected by SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties.

Subject: D-342847390
Disease: None.
Outcome: Subject drops on the floor unconscious. After approximately 30 minutes, mold from the genus Penicillium chrysogenum grows on the subject's hand, in the place they touched SCP-XXXX.

+ Incident XXXX-5

Subject: D-93721836
Disease: The common cold.
Outcome: Subject sits down for approx. 2 minutes. After that time has passed, P. chrysogenum starts growing on the subject, this time more rapidly and in more areas of the body. After 10 minutes the subject is visibly confused, stands up, says "I hope this evil can be averted." and falls unconscious. The subject occasionally still has bouts of consciousness.

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