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Item #: SCP-5461
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5461-1 is to be contained inside a Storage Locker inside Site-76. All Instances of SCP-5461-2 are to be terminated if they are the following colors: Red, Purple, Indigo, Lime.
Description: SCP-5461-1 is a small plastic bag, of the variety usually used in candy stores to put self-served candy inside. Written on the "front" of the bag in Sharpietm brand marker is the incription, 'yumy gummie bear by dado'. SCP-5461-1 holds a small amount of gummy bears, which are classified SCP-5461-2. SCP-5461-2 are mildly sapient, and possess different amounts of sentience,depending on their color. they are also capable of giving artificial feelings to those who consume. The following color categories are
| Color of SCP-5462-1 | Personality and Sentience | Amnesty or Termination orders |
|---|---|---|
| Red 'razzie bear by dado' | Extremely hostile, sentience equivalent to a five-year-old child. | To be terminated immediately. subjects who eat describe "unabated anger." and the taste of raspberry. |
| Orange 'ornagie bear by dado' | Sighs to itself and moves slowly. Sentience equivalent to a 15-year-old child's. | To be given limited privileges and eaten after 5 days. subjects who eat describe feelings of "melancholy." and the taste of orange. |
| Yellow 'sunshiney ber by dado' | Extremely effusive. Sentience of a 3-year-old child. | To be given limited privileges and eaten after two weeks. subjects who eat describe a feeling of "extreme happiness." and the taste of lemon. |
| Lime 'sour bar by dado' | Dour and annoyed. sentience of a 23-year-old adult, with chauvinistic views. | To be terminated immediately. subjects who try describe a feeling of "annoyance, and suicidal views." and the taste of lime. |
| Blue 'cool bear by dado | Only instance wearing an article of clothing (glasses.) will walk around and attract other instances. Sentience of a 9-year-old child. | To be given limited privileges, and killed after 3 days. subjects who eat describe feelings of "cool happiness." and the taste of blueberry. |
| Indigo 'odd bear by dado | Tries to eat other instances. | to be eaten immediately. |
| Purple 'yucky bear by dado' | Disgusted, with an air of superiority. Sentience equivalent to a 15-year-old child. | To be terminated immediately. subjects who eat describe a feeling of "toxicity." along with the taste of [DATA EXPUNGED] |
| Brown 'dark bear be dado' | Dark, broody. Keeps to itself. | To be given limited privileges and eaten after 5 hours. Subjects describe a feeling of "disturbance." and note the taste of Cocoa. |
| Clear 'brightie beear by dado' | Smart, large knowledge of the foundation. | To be turned into Junior Researchers for the foundation. If eaten, subject will [DATA EXPUNGED], leaving large amount of flyers for 'dado's gumy bears' all over the Testing Chamber's floor. |
Discovery: SCP-5461 was found in a warehouse registered to 'dado and friends' in Burlington,Vermont, inside of a large cardboard box. Next to the box was a recently registered phone, known as a "burner" phone. On the phone was the following text stream. dado is shown in red, while the unidentified number is in blue.
Hey, you there? dado?
yes. this dado.
how you doing?
making pill. pill not good. so dado sad.
So, you need a better pill?
no. dado want something else, something happy.
So, like candy?
yes. candy good. dado like good candy.
So make some candy!
maybe. dado must think. dado wants special candy.
What kind of special?
hm. dado think gumy bear. gumy bear yumy. yumy gumy.
That's it! gummies!
not gummies. gumy. happy gumy, sad gumy, mad gumy. special gumy.
Ok? when do you think you'll have them?
o. they done.
Really?
yes.
And they work?
yes. dado wants to throw hamster.
Wow, you really do work as fast as they say.
this is dado. dado do good.
Alright. I hope you enjoy.
thank you. I will give u some gumy. go to Burlington, 87th and main, the wearhouse. enjoy. just dont throw hamster.
Ok,buddy. see you there.
