Byzantine_Guy

Item#: SCP-XXXX

Object class: Safe

Special containment procedures: All instances of SCP-XXXX are to be individiually placed in fully enclosed cardboard containers and contained within a dedicated Standard Secure Locker Unit. At no point should any instance of SCP-XXXX or SCP-XXXX-1 be left in exterior conditions unless under testing. Should any instance of SCP-XXXX or SCP-XXXX-1 be directly exposed to exterior conditions it must be relocated as soon as possible to the nearest interior space suitable for it's storage. Any movement of SCP-XXXX instances should be handled by D-Class personnel, especially if said movement may involve exposure to open air conditions.

Should any instance of SCP-XXXX or SCP-XXXX-1 be exposed to exterior conditions for over 12 hours, the last person to have handled it must be immediately relocated a fenced containment area on the exterior of a facility and placed under sedation. The pen, as well as objects exposed to the subject, are to be made of materials unlikely to cause injury or pose a choking hazard. A single D-Class personnel will immediately be sent to retrieve the abandoned SCP-XXXX instance under escort. The subject may request termination before sedation. The presiding Site Director will be allowed to deny the request for termination, countermand any part of the procedure, and order the termination of the subject at their personal discretion.

As of XX/XX/XXXX by order of the Ethics committee, all testing involving SCP-XXXX has been suspended indefinitely.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a collective designation for [] individual packages of disposable utensils, dishes, and related paraphernalia currently in foundation custody. All instances of SCP-XXXX are approximately 40x40x20 cm in size and are packaged with Low-Density Polyethylene. Individual components of SCP-XXXX - hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-1 - possess similiar packaging. A label attached to the exterior advertises instances as "Party Supply Packs", alongside displaying a price of €201, a barcode, fineprint, and a website URL entitled "www.telui.com".

All instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are listed below:

Designation Description
SCP-XXXX-1A Twenty [20] Balloons, available in yellow, blue, red, or green
SCP-XXXX-1B Ten [10] cardboard conical Party Hats, displaying yellow polka dots on a red background or green polka dots on a blue background, all hat's possess elastic strapping
SCP-XXXX-1C Twenty [20] paper cups coloured yellow, blue, red, or green
SCP-XXXX-1D Ten [10] yellow paper plates
SCP-XXXX-1E Ten [10] blue plastic forks
SCP-XXXX-1F Ten [10] green plastic knives
SCP-XXXX-1G Ten [10] red plastic spoons

Any instance of SCP-XXXX-1 may be used for it's normal function without harming the user in any way, provided it is properly disposed of after use and not under conditions where it is considered to be "littered". An instance of SCP-XXXX is to be considered littered if it's location does not meet any of the following conditions;

*Physical proximity to the last person to have handled it - hereafter referred to as "the subject".
*Presence within a small, partially or entirely enclosed space.
*Presence on an area of land legally designated as a landfill or any local equivalent.

The anomalous properties of SCP-XXXX manifest once any instance of SCP-XXXX-1 has been in a littered state for over 12 hours. After this point the subject will display an extremely high likelihood of suffering a fatal accident. Such accidents are often thematically linked to the SCP-XXXX-1 instance triggering the event, and often occur in a manner considered to be highly improbable by those observing the event. Accidents are most likely to occur when subjects are fully conscious and in public, possibly as a method of increasing the exposure.

All packaging used in SCP-XXXX is itself nonanomalous and can be disposed of in any manner without posing any danger.

Addendum XXXX-