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SCP-████

Item #: SCP-████

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Object Class Apollyon Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: A facility surrounding SCP-████ containing 15 Guards armed with AR-15's, standard bulletproof Kevlar vests and face protection. Facility is off limits to any civilians and will be escorted away for further questions.

Description: SCP-████ is a O. ficus-indica also referred to as The Prickly Cactus located in ██████ around ████ and seem to have intelligent sentience as the Subject will proceed to threaten anyone coming into a 10 metre radius.
Discovery:
Some locals in a town called █████ on ██/█/████ found the Subject residing by a brick wall. SCP-████ stated that "ya'll motherfuckers take one step forward your whole world will be fucking destroyed without hesitation so i dare you. i double dare you mother fucker!"

SCP agents quickly set up a small post to detour civilians away from the Subject. When agent ███ accidentally tripped forward and SCP-████ proceeded to hurl a limb from its body onto agent ███'s face permanently blinding him.

Experiments will be Tested ASAP
To confirm that upon finding the Subject and instantly classing it as Apollyon is completely Bullshit!