Callum Thomson

Item#: SCP-4653

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4653 is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell with dimensions 10 meters by 20 meters located at site 105 B. The Standard humanoid containment cell is to be decorated in the same manner as a classroom with a large central table and a perimeter of individual computer equipped work stations covering two of the four walls. Rolling office chairs are nonnegotiable and must be replaced on a yearly basis.
SCP-4653 is to be provided with a variable amount of D-Class personnel on a yearly basis to teach as "Students". D-Class personnel are to be given simple high school assignments from all subjects excluding mathematics. If mathematics is presented to SCP-4653, SCP-4653 will become hostile.
D-Class personnel assigned to SCP-4653 are required to spend at least 1.5 hours every other day at minimum in contact with SCP-4653; between the hours of 08:55 and 15:00 weekdays. D-Class personnel assigned to SCP-4653 must be reassigned after five years otherwise SCP-4653 will become hostile.

SCP-4653 will become hostile if one of several conditions are met:

1. If D-Class personnel are observed sitting with their feet on a chair while sitting in another.
2. If D-Class personnel are observed distracting other D-Class personnel for their work.
3.If D-Class personel are observed playing computer games in their designated 1.5 hours of contact.
4. If SCP-4653 is presented with mathematics.
5. If any music that is not classic rock is played out loud.

In the event of SCP-4653 becoming hostile SCP-4653 should be isolated in the Auditorium isolation room. Located at site 19.

Item Description:SCP-4653 is an 8 foot tall humanoid of seemingly Caucasian decent. large muscles and powerful limbs capable of tearing any normal human to shreds in seconds. Preferred clothing includes an oversize Hawaiian shirt, and khaki shorts.