Canadian Dalek

Special Containment procedures: Object is to be kept in secure storage locker 5 at Site 15. Any personnel wishing to use SCP-XXXX must obtain level 2/XXXX clearance or higher. Object is only to be used in gun range 3. Under no circumstances are personnel wearing SCP-XXXX to be allowed to pick up objects made primarily of tungsten, Uranium, osmium, or any other elements, compounds, or alloys harder than iron without clearance from at least two (2) level 3/3823 personnel or higher. Personnel attempting to do so are to be tranquilized and detained, pending interrogation. In case of containment breach involving sufficiently dangerous Euclid or Keter class SCPs, all personnel are authorized to use SCP-XXXX for self defence.

Addendum XXXX-a: After the events of test XXXX-5, tests involving objects made of alkali metals weighing more than 1 kilogram are strictly forbidden.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a pair of plastic ballistic safety glasses, matching the █████ model made by the [REDACTED] corporation (investigation ongoing). Etched into the right arm are the words "Warning: do not use empty-handed." SCP-XXXX displays no anomalous properties until it is put on, at which point any object/s (hereafter referred to as SCP-XXXX-1) picked up by the subject that are vaguely firearm-shaped and held like a firearm, will eject a piece of itself (referred to as SCP-XXXX-2) from the "muzzle" matching the volume of the standard ammunition of the gun it most closely resembles (and is being held like) at said firearm's standard muzzle velocity, ranging from 200m/s to █████km/s, whenever Subject pantomimes pulling the trigger. This action can only be repeated once Subject makes movements matching those required to chamber the next round, unless the weapon mimicked is semi- or fully automatic. Process of "shooting" can continue until object is completely used up, with the type of firearm mimicked changing as the object shrinks (and the subject's grip consequently changes), until [DATA EXPUNGED].

Discovery: SCP 3823 was discovered in █████ █████, Wisconsin, in 19██ after █████ Black robbed a bank using an extendable clamp. The strange report caught the attention of an Agent embedded in the local police precinct, who immediately alerted the Foundation of a possible new SCP. MTF Pi-1 ("City Slickers") was deployed and raided Mr. Black's apartment disguised as a SWAT team, managing to recover the object, but also terminating Mr. Black in the process (See after action report XXXX-π-1).

Subject: D-XXXX-1
Object: 2m x 5cm steel rod with lever action rifle stock affixed to one end
Procedure: Subject put on glasses, instructed to pick up "gun" and "fire" it. Subject complies.
Results: A piece of the rod, volume matching that of a 60-40 standard copper round, was ejected from the end at 500 m/s, and a loud bang was heard, accompanied by a bright orange flash. Slow motion analysis, along with the rust pile on the floor, showed that a 4 cm long section of the rod directly behind the end underwent complete, instantaneous oxidation, ejecting the "round" and causing the aforementioned flash and bang. How SCP-XXXX caused this is currently unknown.