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SCP-[EXPUNGED]
As of the making of this report, the state of SCP-[EXPUNGED] is unknown.
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special containment procedures: [REDACTED]
SCP-[EXPUNGED] resembles a young man, weighing approximately 190lbs and measuring 6"2 in height. It is most commonly seen throughout the day wearing a suit with black pants and jacket, as well as a white shirt faintly tinged yellow and a bright, orange-yellow waistcoat, with a red-and-brown striped tie. It also includes light grey notched lapels.
During the night, however, SCP-[EXPUNGED] will enter its active state. A hat will materialize from its so-called "pocket dimension," and take its shape on SCP-[EXPUNGED]'s head. The appearance of the hat is different to different people, ranging from a baseball cap to a fedora. However, one thing will remain the same on each of these different hats: the text, "It's CRUNCHING time, baby!"
While in its active state, SCP-[EXPUNGED] begins to demonstrate its anomalous properties. It will usually teleport out of containment and guard different SCPs every night.
INCIDENT SCP-[EXPUNGED]-682-A
On the night of [DATA LOST] SCP-682 had breached containment and had already injured 4 D-Class personnel, and was in hot pursuit of Dr. Janssen. SCP-[EXPUNGED] (Now being referred to as SCP-TEX) happened to be nearby, and had theoretically gained knowledge on the situation.
It then proceeded to disappear from view and reappear behind SCP-682. It then took SCP-682 by the leg and hit it into a nearby wall at speeds nearing 420mph. During the incident, Dr. Janssen and two severely injured D-Class managed to escape into the next room, all the while SCP-682 was being repeatedly slammed against the floor.
About an hour after the doctor had escaped, SCP-TEX began to slow down its attacks, most likely seeing as the immediate threat had been vanquished. SCP-TEX then disappeared after forcing SCP-682 back into its pool of acid, leaving a note outside the door:
"You're welcome, foundation.
And by the way, I'll know if y'all ever get'cher panties in a bunch again.
Stay safe, [REDACTED]"
As of incident SCP-[EXPUNGED]-682-A, further testing with the SCP has been approved by the 05 council.
INCIDENT SCP-TEX-682-B
On the night of [REDACTED], another breakout was attempted by
