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Merium's Magical Miracle Cure
-mysterious subtance in glass container
-origins unknown, first accounted for in late 1880's in medicine show
-{Merium's Medicinal Mericles} got it from sketchy source, tried to sell it as medicine without trying it
Fillip Merium posing alongside his Medicine cart. This is where he began selling (scp) to unsuspecting public citizens as a cure for all ailments.
-the (scp) has no odor, but is hard to describe how it looks. Whatever container it is in appears to be blacked out, completely absent of transparency (regardless of material, like glass). It is thought that this is because the scp does not take on a physically defined form until an individual person opens the container, where only then the (scp) appears as whichever sort of substance the individual requires (i.e. a pill, serum, syrup, or various other substances)
-the (scp) also produces no heat source, nor takes any energy away. (It is generally understood to have the physical properties of whatever it materializes as when it is extracted from its container.)
-when the scp is applied, ingested, or inhaled in anyway, it cures any and all ailments (depending on the application context)
-HOWEVER, upon application, within 15-30 every individual that has been recorded to have ingested the (scp) in anyway will begin to have the first occurring signs of the STI Chlamydia.
- the chlamydia, regardless of application site, has only ever occurred in the genital area of every recorded individual.
-upon testing by the Foundation, it is found that the substance within the container never chemically contains any trace of the bacteria Chlamydia trachomatis. It is still unknown why a side effect of being treated by (scp) causes this inflammation to occur.
-SIDE NOTE: In order for testing and research to take place, any scientist that wished to work with (scp) would have to be afflicted with some sort of ailment in order for the (scp) to be extracted from the jar. This has been true with any sort of person transporting or showing off the (scp) at any point in time. It was usually understood that most people in the late 1880's and onward were always sick or ailed in some way, but in order to sell more of his product, //Fillip Merium would create a small incision in his finger with a pocket knife to show to crowds the healing effect of the medicine. [Side,Side Note: It is known that he was almost always afflicted with chlamydia, and was infertile. It is unknown if this was caused solely by the (scp)]//
-the only known affliction that is know to be absolutely untreatable by (scp) is the STI Chlamydia.
-individual uneffected by any sort of ailment or injury, from other methods or from using the substance previously, find that upon opening a container with (scp) inside it appears either empty, or in some cases it is found that they are unable to open the container altogether.
-One Test Subject with this absence of any known issues, discovered hurting themselves attempting to open their container , while accidental, proved effective.
