The God Delusion (updated)
Scp-XXXX
Object class: Keter
Object type: anomalous entity, anomalous event
Special containment procedures: in each of the four most highly-populated cities around the world there is to be a foundation facility built around the site at which Scp-XXXX-2-1, Scp-XXXX-2-2, Scp-XXXX-2-3 and Scp-XXXX-2-4 manifest. No personnel with under level 5 clearance is allowed access to an instance of Scp-XXXX. Upon manifestation of any Scp-XXXX instance, it is to be destroyed via military-grade automatic drones. When terminating an instance of Scp-XXXX-2-1 or 2-2, no machinery is to be used to destroy it and all machinery in the nearby vicinity is to be entirely drained of power for termination of instances of Scp-XXXX-2-3, long range weaponry is to be utilised and shots are to be timed such that they do not get stopped in mid air by the “pulse” that Scp-XXXX-2-3 emits. Should any instance of Scp-XXXX-2 not be successfully terminated within 6 days, nuclear weaponry is to be utilised. Should termination still be unsuccessful, an XK-class end of the world scenario is to ensue. Scp-XXXX-1 is to be stored in a standard item containment cell and is to be monitored every 24 hours. Should a member of the general public come into direct contact with any instance of Scp-XXXX they are to be terminated immediately.
Description: Scp-XXXX is the designation given to a phenomenon that occurs when the timer on Scp-XXXX-1 ends.
Scp-XXXX-1 is a digital alarm clock of the make ||[redacted]||. Scp-XXXX-1 has a timer that will count down until the end of the current week, at which point it will reset.
Upon the resetting of Scp-XXXX-1, four entities that will from here be referred to as Scp-XXXX-2-1, Scp-XXXX-2-2, Scp-XXXX-2-3 and Scp-XXXX-2-4, will manifest in the four highest-populated cities on earth. Scp-XXXX-1 has not yet been successfully destroyed (see test logs: Scp-XXXX-1,1, Scp-XXXX-1,2, Scp-XXXX-1,3 and Scp-XXXX-1,4).
Each of the Scp-XXXX (with the exception of -1) instances all share the same common appearance, they all can be described as a cluster of large obelisk-like structures.
Diary Entry of Jane Theston
Saturday 1st February 20||rr|| - Dear Diary, I spoke with Mary and we’re planning to go and hit the town tomorrow as soon as she finishes work at 11pm, I’m so excited! We haven’t gone out in weeks.
Sunday 2nd February 20||rr|| - Diary, she asked if she could bring her boyfriend but I said no, this is meant to be a night just for us ladies. We’re planning on hitting the Black Cat club it’s the coolest place in town! It’s gonna be amazing! I just got paid too so we have some money to spend!
Wednesday, February 5th 20||rr| - It’s been a little but since I wrote in this thing. It’s just. I had to take some time to think. That night… it was… this is my third time trying to write this entry I’m not sure I can even do it anymore. Fuck it. Mary is dead. She was blown the fuck up by some weird obelisk thing that came out of the ground. I think I’m going fucking insane. I need to seek help. I’ll write when I can.
—End Source—
Instances of Scp-XXXX-2-1 appear red In colour, are a similar size to Scp-XXXX-2-2 and are larger than both Scp-XXXX-2-3 and Scp-XXXX-2-4 instances. It has been reported that they appear to leak a red, blood-like substance from the engravings on its surface, the engravings on its surface begin with the phrase “The illusion of Power”.
Instances of Scp-XXXX have the ability to emit a “pulse”, this will cause both the internal organs and external features of all nearby sentient organisms to severely haemorrhage and rupture. {Upon destruction a “wave” will be emitted from the Scp-XXXX-2-1 instance, the described “wave” will heal all living organisms of any injuries or diseases they are afflicted with.}
Instances of Scp-XXXX-2-2 appear white or cream in colour, these instances are a similar height to that of Scp-XXXX-2-1 instances and are significantly larger than Scp-XXXX-2-3 and -4 instances. It has been reported that instances leak a white liquid from the engravings on their surface, the engravings on its surface begin with the phrase “The illusion of Knowledge. Instances of Scp-XXXX-2-2 have the ability to “pulse”, this will cause all nearby sentient organisms to enter a state of acute distress that often can develop into insanity. {Upon destruction a “wave” will be emitted from the Scp-XXXX-2-3 instance, the described “wave” will alleviate all stress and mental corruption in all nearby living organisms.}
Source Scp-XXXX-2-3: Interview between Dr Jameson and Lieutenant Gravy.
—Begin Log—
Lieutenant Gravy is wheeled in on an automatic wheelchair, his legs are comprised of gold and are immovable as well as his left arm.
Dr Jameson: “Are you comfortable Lieutenant?”
Lieutenant Gravy: “As comfortable as I can be with these fucking things.” *He motions towards his legs*
Dr Jameson: “Right then, would you like to start?”
Lieutenant Gravy: *rubs his face with his remaining hand and sighs* “Well, our platoon were dropped in with orders to clear out an anomaly, we weren’t told shit about what was to come.”
Dr Jameson: “And what happened on the way into the affected area?”
Lieutenant Gravy: *The Lieutenant’s expression becomes more grave.* “Well, on our way in we kept seeing increasing numbers of these gold statues”, *he motions to his legs* “‘same as these. And I remember that ironically me and…” *He trails off for a short while and his eyes begin to get pink and water* “…and Jay were talking about how rich we wanted to be in the future.” *his voice begins to go and he begins taking deep breaths to calm himself*
Dr Jameson: “and the rest of your platoon? What happened to them and how did you get…” *He motions to the Lieutenant’s legs* “…those?
Lieutenant Gravy: “We were quite far into the affected area and here there was a large crowd of gold statues that we were forced to break through. When we heard, and felt, this horrible vibrating noise. I slowed down at the back of the group, I had this horrible feeling. And then.” *He stops for a moment and shivers* “There was this sort of wave of golden light, I began to run with Jay and the wave stopped just after him, over my arm that was holding onto him and my legs.” *His voice begins to ramp up and sound crazed* “At that moment my limbs felt cold and I stopped to look back at him. Do you know what I saw?” *He begins shouting* “I saw his fucking face. Golden. Looking. Directly. At me. You fucks didn’t tell us this shit was going to happen!” *He slams his good hand against the surface of the table* “The rest of the platoon! 49 fucking lives! And Jay. Fucking Jay. Why did it have to be him?” *He slams down onto the desk and is racked with sobs.*
Dr Jameson: “Sorry for your loss, thank you very much for your time.”
—End Log.—
Instances of Scp-XXXX-2-3 appear black or dark purple in colour, instances are smaller than Scp-XXXX-2-1, -2 however, are larger than Scp-XXXX-2-4 instances in height and it has been reported that instances leak a liquid that appears to act like molten ichor from the engravings on their surface, the engravings on its surface begin with the phrase “The illusion of reward. Approximately once every 10 minutes, any instance of Scp-XXXX-2-3 will appear to “pulse”, this will cause all nearby matter to turn into solid gold and rare stones. {Upon destruction, Scp-XXXX-2-3 will absorb all nearby ichor or gold and then will disintegrate rapidly leaving rare, and sometimes inaccessible, materials in its place.}
Source Scp-XXXX-2-4, Interview between Dr Jameson and Commander Davies:
—Begin Log—
Dr Jameson: “Right, shall we begin?”
Commander Davies: “Can I smoke in here?”
Dr Jameson: “sure, as long as it assists you in recounting the events you witnessed.”
Commander Davies: *lights cigarette and places it in his mouth, Commander closes his eyes and takes a deep breath*. “Where do I start? The team was called in after reports of a huge obelisk appearing and robots killing people. We were dropped in with the task to get civilians out and neutralise any robots we encountered. When we arrived at the site, there were piles of meat bloody everywhere, people screaming and running in every direction but no sign of the reported robots yet.” *He takes a large drag of his cigarette*.
Dr Jameson: “ okay, and what happened when you first came into contact with one of these ‘robots’?”
Commander Davies: “well, we were leading a group of civilians to the transports when one of the fuckers leaped, no, pounced onto Jeffery. The piece of crap was bloody huge! About double my height.” *He pauses for a moment with his eyes down, reliving the moment*. “It began to tear at Jeffery, tearing off his limbs, slicing up his face and the whole time poor bugger was screaming as he watched his lungs being torn out of his rib cage. We took the thing out, but we were too late to save the guy. If only he knew the hell we were still to go through, lucky cunt.”
Dr Jameson: “And what about the ‘mist’ that you said you encountered prior to this meeting?”
Commander Davies: “We had successfully gotten the people to the transport and were tasked with clearing out the immediate area before leaving.” *He takes the cigarette out of his mouth and exhales a large amount of smoke before placing the smouldering cigarette on the table and pulling out a fresh one*. “We were nearly finished and we had lost about three men so far to the machines, including Jeffery. We gunned down a last, huge one and as it broke apart there was this mist. The mist was maybe turquoise on colour and it actually seemed alive. The gas kind of started travelling towards us like a…” He trails off while trying to think of the word. “Like a sort of living tentacle and it went straight for Yen, very fast. We tried shooting at it, but it was gas, I don’t know what we expected. When it reached him,” *He exhales loudly and looks down, his voice begins to quiver*, “it forced itself down his throat and then he began to get older, he began to fucking age, in front of my damn eyes.” Commander’s eyes begin to water, “He was my fucking friend and I saw him grow old and die in minutes! He was screaming for our help and in pain but there was nothing we could do. This shit wasn’t what I fucking signed up for!” *He now begins to cry and breaks down on the floor*.
Dr Jameson: “okay, that’s all for now. Thank you for your time.”
—End Log—
Instances of Scp-XXXX-2-4 appear a pale green or turquoise in colour, instances are the smallest of all Scp-XXXX-2 instances in height and it has been reported that instances emit a dark green-tinted gas from the engravings on their surface, the engravings on its surface begin with the phrase “The illusion of immortality. Upon manifestation any instance of Scp-XXXX-2-4 will appear to “pulse”, this will cause it to emit a large amount of the aforementioned smoke, this smoke-like gas will be from now known as Scp-XXXX-2-4-A. Scp-XXXX-2-4-A will seek out the nearest active (powered) machinery, the Scp-XXXX-2-4-A emitted Is able to escape airtight chambers through unknown means. Any sentient, living organism that Scp-XXXX-2-4-A passes over will begin to age at an accelerated rate, it is believed that this is by approximately double the standard rate.
If the Scp-XXXX-2-4-A is unable to find any active machinery, it will then force itself into the bloodstream of the nearest human. After ingesting the Scp-XXXX-2-4-A the human will begin to age at an extremely fast rate. Once a person has ingested Scp-XXXX-2-4-A they are to be considered dead.
Upon coming into contact with an active piece of machinery the Scp-XXXX-2-4-A will begin to take it apart. After entirely disassembling the machinery the Scp-XXXX-2-4-A will construct an exoskeleton out of the material. The constructed exoskeleton will from now be referred to as Scp-XXXX-2-4-B. Upon completion Scp-XXXX-2-4-A will be absorbed into the Scp-XXXX-2-4-B instance.
Scp-XXXX-2-4-B will seek out both humans and machinery. Instances of Scp-XXXX-2-4-B are extremely aggressive to all life and will attempt to kill any of such organisms it encounters, upon killing a creature, Scp-XXXX-2-4-B will butcher the body before moving on to the next victim. Upon finding activated machinery, Scp-XXXX-5-B will pierce itself to let out some Scp-XXXX-2-4-A which will subsequently convert it into Scp-XXXX-2-4-B.
{Upon termination Scp-XXXX-2-4 instances will break apart and reveal highly-sophisticated AIs, powerful weaponry, highly developed bodily extensions or extremely powerful power sources.}
Should any instances of Scp-XXXX-2,-3,-4 or -5 not be destroyed after another week has passed an XK event class end-of-the-world scenario will ensue, when this requirement the following will occur: [data expunged]
Addendum Scp-XXXX: Scp-XXXX-1 was discovered in an abandoned Aztec place of worship in the country of [data expunged] with no discernible name, a number of anomalies were recovered including Scp-XXXX-1, Scp-XXXX-1 activated on 21/||r||/2012. {Upon the activation of Scp-XXXX-1, all -05 personnel received both an e-mail and a letter from an indiscernible source, warning them of the manifestations of Scp-XXXX-2-1 through 2-4.}
Test logs:
Test log, Scp-XXXX-1-1:
Subject Scp-XXXX-1 is placed in a containment chamber with D-[expunged] and a selection of tools that consists of the following: a flat-head screwdriver and a small mallet, a electricity powered drill and a sledgehammer. Time on Scp-XXXX-1 reads: 139: 36 : 21.
Test begins. D-[expunged] is told to pick up the first tool set (the flat-head screwdriver and small mallet) and is instructed to use the toolset to attempt to break into Scp-XXXX-1. D-[expunged] attempts to break into Scp-XXXX-1 and fails multiple times.
D-[expunged] is instructed to move onto the next toolset (the electricity powered-drill) and is instructed to use it to attempt to drill into Scp-XXXX-1. D-[expunged] manages to make a small dent in the surface of Scp-XXXX-1.
D-[expunged] is instructed to then move onto the third, and final tool (the large sledgehammer). D-[expunged] is told to use the sledgehammer in an attempt to smash the Scp-XXXX-1. Upon the first strike, cracks begin to form along the surface of Scp-XXXX-1. D-[expunged] is instructed to strike Scp-XXXX-1 again. Upon the second strike, the cracks increase in size. D-[expunged] is instructed to strike again. Upon the third strike, Scp-XXXX-1 shatters into multiple shard fragments of metal and plastic. The shards of Scp-XXXX-1 appear to liquefy and travel along the floor towards D-[expunged]. D-[expunged] begins to back away and whisper apologies to the remains of Scp-XXXX-1. Scp-XXXX-1 continues to travel towards D-[expunged]. Scp-XXXX-1 then catches up with D-[expunged] and begins to move up his leg and towards the head of the subject. Smoke can be seen rising from the areas that Scp-XXXX-1 has come into contact with and D-[expunged] begins screaming in agony. Scp-XXXX-1 arrives at the face of the individual and then proceeds to force itself into D-[expunged]’s nose and mouth. D-[expunged] begins choking on Scp-XXXX-1 and subsequently expires.
Scp-XXXX-1 then travels back to the place it stood before destruction and resumed its original shape. Time on Scp-XXXX-1 reads: 139: 29 : 47
Autopsy on D-[expunged]’s corpse, revealed cause of death to be internal burning and asphyxiation.
Test log, Scp-XXXX-1-2: Scp-XXXX-1 is to be lowered into a pool of HCl (Hydrochloric acid) via mechanical arm. Time on Scp-XXXX-1 reads: 107: 54 : 01.
Test begins. Scp-XXXX-1 is submerged within the acid. Approximately 4 minutes later the pool of HCl begins to emit a dense, black gas. The black gas then proceeds to coat the mechanical arm and begins to erode it. Mechanical arm snaps and falls into the pool of HCl after approximately 20 seconds of erosion. Black gas then appears to dissipate into the air. HCl drained away. End Test.
post-test interaction: once the maintenance staff entered the chamber to clean, the black gas reappeared and coated them. The gas was not able to enter the respiratory system momentarily due to the oxygen masks used by the maintenance staff. The gas then proceeded to erode the mask and enter the body of all three of the maintenance staff simultaneously. Staff expire. The gas then excited their bodies and reformed into Scp-XXXX-1. Termination unsuccessful. Autopsy of the bodies revealed cause of death to be internal burning and asphyxiation.
Test log, Scp-XXXX-1-3: Scp-XXXX-1 is placed in a reinforced containment unit with a high-powered explosive. The timer reads: 36: 47 : 27.
Test begins. Explosives are remotely detonated. After approximately 1 minute containment staff enter the chamber. Scp-XXXX-1 emerges in its liquid form and terminates the containment team. Scp-XXXX-1 reforms after the entire team expires. Post-death autopsy on the corpses reveals cause of death to be asphyxiation and internal burning.
Test log, Scp-XXXX-1-4: Item Scp-XXXX-1 is placed in a containment chamber with a vat of liquid nitrogen. Scp-XXXX-1 is to be dipped into the vat of nitrogen and then shattered via robotic arm. The time on Scp-XXXX-1 reads 17: 39 : 02.
Test begins. Scp-XXXX-1 is picked up and lowered into the liquid nitrogen without incident. Scp-XXXx-1 is held within the vat for approximately 5 minutes. Scp-XXXX-1 is removed from the vat, the timer is still ticking. The timer reads 17: 33 : 52. Scp-XXXX-1 is then accelerated into the adjacent wall at approximately 35 km/h. Scp-XXXX-1 shatters into pieces, the pieces of Scp-XXXX-1 do not liquefy and stay as shards. Upon the wall, where Scp-XXXX-1 was shattered is a pool of liquid stuck to the wall. (See item log-materials, Scp-XXXX-1 for more information). The shards of Scp-XXXX-1 rapidly begins to thaw out and liquefy. Scp-XXXX-1 reforms around the substance and then places itself on the floor. End test.






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