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Item #: SCP-dat boi the memelord
Object Class: safe euclid keter MEMES
Special Containment Procedures: OWO what's dis dat boi the memelord must be in a uwu x wat's x dis with 300 haters in a locked room with a furry costume UWU. All Personnel are to enterall not this containment chamber at any time. If any personnel enters dat boi the memelord containment chamber, there will be dab coming from dat BOI for a couple seconds, giving cancer all personnel in a 5M radius and causing permanent brain in a 15 M radius, allowing BOI to walk out of the peanut facility.
Description:memelord that was discovered by memers in a computer. The origins are hella lit *DAB*. dat boi the memelord has extreme fidget spinning abilities, so he can spin so you can have a bad time, making him basically immortal. Dat boi the memelord will still meme after getting shot, but that's none of my business. when dat boi the memelord approaches a hoomans, he will take the L so hard that you'll be saying, "damn boi DAMN BOI, back at it again with the dank memes.
**memelord
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too dank for me
<Begin Log>
memelord: gotta no-scope noobs across the map
███████:umm okay,hmmm, we got a lot to cover and little time
memelord: WHAT'S YOUR K/D RATIO? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SHARED YOUR GAMERTAG
███████: Nevermind that, what was your originsmemelord: I've got the dankest MEMES
███████: okay umm, what?
memelord: POKEMON GO TO THE POLL
███████:oh god, this is going to take forever to finish this one question
memelord:Minin' away I don't know what to mine I'll mine this anyway In this Minecraft day So beautiful, mine further down What's that I found? Mine diamonds Mine diamonds I'll mine them So far I've got two! So easy to mine With my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels Hopefully they stay In my Minecraft chests So I'm gonna make A lock on it Mine diamonds Mine diamonds I'll mine them So far I've got two! "Ah! [cough, cough, cough, cough, sniff, cough] I'm alright, I'm ready" All these diamonds Sittin' carefully lay I'm getting worried If they might get stolen From my ender chest Wait, who is that? Holy sheep, it's Notch! Mine diamonds Mine diamonds Now they're safe Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now… Now that they're safe Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Mine diamonds, [heavy breathing] Mine diamonds
███████:what?
dat boi the memelord: Begone THOT
███████: Hey! Can we end this?
** memelord: time 4 my true powa!!
███████:wat?
memelord:[takes the L]
███████:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
memelord: I'm sorry, are my memes to DANK for you
<End Log, [optional time info]>Closing Statement: [DANK]
