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SCP-XXXX manifesting in a university stairwell during Event SCP-XXXX-027.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: During periods of SCP-XXXX inactivity, research personnel are to develop a predictive model of outbreak locations. In lieu of an effective model and preventative containment protocol, the following procedures are to remain in place indefinitely. Foundation webcrawler FWC-M217 ("Maxwell's Demon") is to monitor arXiv¹ and other online communities for evidence of sudden consensus shifts in academic mathematical thought, as well as the creation of new branches of mathematical research. Similarly, Foundation taskforce MTF Pi-27 ("Frege's Ghost") is to monitor university mathematics departments and other research institutions for abnormal semantic activity. In the event of a SCP-XXXX outbreak, civilians are to be barred from the site of any noosphere disturbances until baseline reality stabilizes. Standard cover-story SCS-Pi-002 ("Asbestos Removal") is the default explanation in instances where SCP-XXXX manifests in heavy-traffic areas such as lobbies and personal offices. Amnestics are to be administered to any civilians directly affected by SCP-XXXX activity, and all records concerning affected mathematical concepts are to be destroyed.

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Note: Some date and location data has been expunged to protect civilian interests. See current lead SCP-XXXX researcher for a full event log.

Event SCP-XXXX-E001
Date: ██/██/20██
Location: University of ██████, main building entrance
Notes: This is the first Foundation-recorded SCP-XXXX event.
Recovered Texts:

Lemma 2. Let x be an arbitrary oxygen gas molecule. Then $x+x^{-1}\geq 2$.

[Extraneous events excluded.]

Event SCP-XXXX-E004
Location: University of ██████, main building entrance
Recovered Texts:

Theorem 2.14. All non-constant holomorphic maps from the wild house mouse (Mus musculus) into the complex plane are conformal.

[Extraneous events excluded.]

Event SCP-XXXX-E026
Location: █████ Technical Institute, 3rd floor stairwell (east)²
Recovered Texts:

Event SCP-XXXX-E027
Location: █████ Technical Institute, basement
Recovered Texts:

[…], which is commonly known as the Fundamental Theorem of Compact Foundation Personnel. It is stated as follows:
Theorem.

(1)

\begin{align} \text{Researcher}_{\text{Dr. Underwing}} = \prod_{n=1}^\infty z^n\left(1-\frac{z}{z-a_n}\right), \end{align}

where $a_n$ is any sequence of anomalous complex numbers.

Footnotes

1. An online repository for articles in pure and applied mathematics.

2. The most commonly used entrance to the █████ Technical Institute's mathematics department.