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FIRST DRAFT

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX currently resides in a specially built two-room drainage system. The upper room consists of plain walls and a ceiling with a floor that curves inwards towards the center. At the center, there is a hole that leads directly to a large basin located in an empty room below. The basin is coated with a specialized Teflon alloy that allows for the easy removal of radically solidifying matter. The artifact itself is located on a grate suspended by sturdy metal poles above the hole on the upper floor. The artifact's counterpart, SCP-XXXX-1, is kept separate from the artifact in an ordinary nearby storage room when it is not being used in experimentation. SCP-XXXX-1 can be kept beside the artifact on the grate, as separation between the two has no effect on the anomalies they exhibit.

Excessive security measures are unnecessary; The only thing required is several cameras positioned around the artifact in the upper room, outside the glass window into the upper room, and around the basin in the lower room. Four Security Officers are required to watch the upper and lower rooms at all times. An additional two officers must watch the live security footage from the two rooms at all times as well. No other personnel, excluding experimenters, are allowed within a 5-meter radius of the two-room system. Most importantly, no personnel whatsoever are allowed within a 10-meter radius of the rooms without wearing the specialized noise cancellation headphones and protective contact lenses created specifically for protection from this artifact.

Additional Security Information: Officers, before being assigned to these posts, must first pass a standard psychological screening ensuring that they do not have any form of chronic anxiety or depression, as well as any other more serious mental illnesses. If the officers are experiencing any sort of emotional turmoil, they must be excused from this position until their condition stabilizes.

Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be a stone statue of a female head. Its face is very plain and undetailed, and its eyes are closed. The only prominent details visible are grayish-blackish water stains running down from its eyes. The head appears to have broken off of a larger sculpture, although the rest of this sculpture has never been found, and testing of the surface of the break concludes that it was broken off tens of thousands of years ago, approximately at the year [Redacted] BC.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a roughly carved pedestal-like object that can be said to look like a birdbath with a flat top instead of a bowl. The object does not appear to have any intentional details, and the shapes that compose it, a circular base, a cylindrical column, and a circular top, are all very imperfect, asymmetrical, and roughly shapen.

SCP-XXXX was found by SCP officers monitoring [Redacted]. It was displayed on top of SCP-XXXX-1, at the coordinates
██°██'████"N █°██'████"E, deep in the [Redacted] forest in [Redacted]. The assembly was located at a clearing within a grove of Willow trees. Surrounding it was a field of dandelions, a flower that was not native to the region and had not been seen by the officers anywhere else in the forest. Another strange occurrence of note was the high amount of mistletoe found growing on the willow trees. Mistletoe is not at all native to the area and normally does not grow on willows.

For these reasons, the officers decided to stay beside the grove for several days in order to study it and the strange statue. Several hours later, at around 1:00 am, the officers observed a rabbit-looking small animal enter the grove (rabbits are also not native to this area). The animal sat down at around a mid-distance from the statue
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