Caution! Floor is ███

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a storage locker at site-81.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard yellow “floor is wet” sign with the ability to change the state of a floor anywhere, based on what is written on the sign.
SCP-XXXX was recovered from █████ ████ middle school after the janitorial closet had flooded during a drought.

+ Test log

Test 1
Procedure: D-72317 was given an ████ brand dry erase marker and told to write “floor is dry” on SCP-XXXX.
Results: All moisture a maximum of 3 meters away from SCP-XXXX was pulled toward SCP-XXXX and absorbed.

Test 2
Procedure: D-73051 was given a █████ brand erasable pen and told to write “floor is dry” on SCP-XXXX.
Results: The Ink Immediately faded. No further anomalous effects were observed.

Test 3
Procedure: D-73121 was given an ████ brand dry erase marker and told to write “floor is wet” on SCP-XXXX.
Results: water began to slowly trickle out of SCP-XXXX. Examination afterwards confirmed the water as non-anomalous.

+ Word Blacklist

All words below are not under any circumstance to be written on SCP-XXXX:

• death
• gone
• alive
• nuclear waste
• any SCP
• lava

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