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SCP-xxxx is highly clasified. Level 3 clearance needed.

+ Enter level 3 credentials

[Item #: SCP-xxxx

Object Class: Keter Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-xxxx has to be contained in a layer of gold foil wich
should be at least 1 mm. thick so that SCP-xxxx is unable to disappear to a diffrent location. In the event SCP-xxxx has disappeared to a diferent location, agent Smith (no relation to the movie known as matrix) must track down SCP-xxxx and take it back to site 6. SCP-xxxx must be visited by a person known as Dexter [classified] (designated SCP-xxxx-1) for repair. A fail to do the procedure could result in a potential XK class end of the world event. If SCP-xxxx stops working or gets destroyed this event can happen. SCP-xxxx must be kept away from any devices that are destructive to keep SCP-xxxx from being destroyed or disabled. Using SCP-xxxx has to be approved by agent Smith.

Description: SCP-xxxx is a regular calculator made fully out of silver. When a person holds SCP-xxxx the person can ask it a question/request and press = (equals). After pressing = the person’s blood levels will lower and the question/request gets answered/completed but the calculator will rust a little. SCP-xxxx is has been able to teleport (dissapear to a different location) but this teleportation can be prevented by (see special Contaiment Procedures). SCP-xxxx-1 is a redheaded scientist who calls himself Dexter [classified] SCP-xxxx-1 will regularly visit
SCP-xxxx to fix the object. When the repair happens a memetic effect will make everyone in a 1 km. radius want to know how SCP-xxxx-1 repairs the object but SCP-xxxx-1 will refuse to show.

Addendum xxxx-01: Subject D-[data expunged] managed to find out how the repair happens (see interview xxxx-02)

Addendum xxxx-02: A test what SCP-xxxx can answer:
Subject D-[expunged] asked SCP-xxxx „What’s the meaning of life”.
SCP-xxxx responded [data expunged].

Addendum xxxx-03: Agent Smith requested SCP-xxxx „contain SCP-682”.
SCP-682 was imeadiatly placed in it’s holding cell.

Interview xxxx-01:

Interviewed: SCP-xxxx-1
Interviewer: Agent Smith
Foreword: Agent Smith interviewed SCP-xxxx-1 for answers.
<Begin Log>
Agent Smith: Hello Dexter, i would like to ask you a few questions.
SCP-xxxx-1: Ok.
Agent Smith: What is this end of the world you where talking about?
SCP-xxxx-1: A huge mathematical error.
Agent Smith: how do you fix scp-xxxx?
SCP-xxxx-1: No, just no.
Agent Smith: Thank you and goodbye.
<End Log, [SCP-xxxx-1 left the building].>

Interview xxxx-02:

Interviewed: Subject D-[expunged]
Interviewer: Agent Smith
Foreword: Agent Smith interviewed subject D-[expunged] on what he saw in the repair

<Begin Log>
Agent Smith: Subject D-[expunged] what did you see?
Subject D-[expunged]: Dexter just smashed it with a hammer.
Agent Smith: Interesting……
[interview terminated by 05-4].]