Now accepting organ donations.
X - Not going to use
T - Make into tale
S - Make into article
J- - Make into J
- - Turkey Baster that can speak telepathically that thinks it's God but is actually God.
J- The real reason why kids love cinnamon toast crunch (Thanks NineVolt)
X - Underground Furry nation made by the GAW
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard locked storage unit. Any requests SCP-XXXX makes in regard to the decor should be taken to a supervisor to be approved. SCP-XXXX is free to wonder the site as it wishes, as long as someone is there to supervise it. At 16:00 PM, SCP-XXXX is to be escorted to their containment area for their scheduled bedtime story. If SCP-XXXX can't decide which bedtime story it wants, choose Goodnight Moon by Margaret Wise Brown
Alright… uh, just one sec. Lemme get my shit together.
Okay.
So this is it. Um… yeah. It's… this.
Huh?
Oh. Right. What I'm saying with this piece… umm…
You know what?
No. Fuck that. Fuck all of this. I don't have a deeper meaning. And neither do any of you guys. There's no symbolism. There's no "blerghhh this is what inspired me". It's just this. It just makes your nose runny. That's all it does. If you say "make my nose be happy", it makes your nose run.
It's not a commentary on society. It's not a metaphor for depression. It doesn't have anything to do with insomnia. It's just magic bullshit painted to a door. That's all it is. It doesn't deserve to be contained. It doesn't deserve to be in a god. It doesn't deserve to end the world. It doesn't deserve any of this. It's just trash on a trash made by a trash sitting on a trash being looked at by a bunch of trash.
It's been fun but fuck all of you.
…
adaM: hey
adaM: hey abby
adaM: you there?
adaM: you remember what i said last night?
adaM: wouldn't that technically be art?
adaM: well fuck
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-XXXX is a hive mind entity working primarily in the American Midwest. SCP-XXXX works together to achieve it's two main goals: to ensure the well being and productivity of the hive and [DATA REDACTED]. To do this, SCP-XXXX has a coordinated system that the entity repeats on an annual basis.
SCP-XXXX-A is a complex, labyrinth like coal mine in Decatur, Illinois. Due to the economic failures of industries such as mines and farms in that particular area, the mine has been abandoned for about 20 years.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
Description: SCP-XXXX is a crudely drawn picture of a three eyed cat on a square piece of non-anomalous 23 cm x 21 cm card stock. The drawing appears to be drawn by a child, or someone who doesn't completely understand the basic anatomy of a cat. The cat is drawn in a faded sharpie marker ink, yet no where else in the ink or card stock does it show any sign of decay.
Every 2 minutes and ██ seconds, SCP-XXXX will blink three times, one time every second for each eye. No other movement has been recorded. SCP-XXXX is not considered sentient. No information is on record on the origins or time and date of discovery. This is considered fine, and staff should not be concerned about this.
SCP-XXXX - To have fun without the consequences
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a incubator that is set to 90°C. The incubator itself should be kept in a standard containment cell. The entity is to be fed on a bi-weekly basis. SCP-XXXX feeds off of the [DATA EXPUNGED] from Dr. █████. Due to the obvious discomfort of Dr. █████ and other personnel, and for practical reasons, alternative food sources are being researched. SCP-XXXX is to be handled with extreme care
Description: SCP-XXXX is a sentient creature with a vaguely humanoid anatomy that appears to be underdeveloped. The entity is composed of a pink muscular tissue that secretes a combination of oils, puke, and sweat. It has been noted that the length of time in which the
Despite it's appearance, SCP-XXXX is incredibly docile and does not show any signs of being harmful. SCP-XXXX is completely incapable of surviving on it's own, relying on others to feed, shelter, and supply basic needs to it.
Research has shown that SCP-XXXX will believe one single person is it's caretaker (hence forth being referred to as SCP-XXXX-A). This behavior has only been shown once, and it is not know if this a naturally occurring habit or a result of living in captivity.
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