Celine Lemoncello

Report's leading to the discovery and evolution
of the Milan Garment Thief are listed down below.



Physical Description

The Milan garment thief is a 13 foot long chilopoda-like creature comprised of basic clothes store materials. It uses various mutilated mannequin limbs and broken metal garment racks as means of limbs. It's body is comprised of an array of priceless garments all varying in price, but all exceeding the limit of 200 hundred euros. The subject also seems to have a face similar in description of the murder victim's autopsies. It's mouth is composed of several dozen hangar hooks and appears to have a set of very small but bright red eyes peering through two folds in it's face. Due to the subject's hostility though, we have not yet been able to discover if the garments serve as it's body or as a skin-like armor.

Behavioral Description

As stated before in previous reports, the subject is exceedingly hostile, but through multiple experimental trials, we have come to discover that it is in fact sentient and possess the ability to speak. It's voice sounds like a clogged engine hum, but is otherwise slightly intelligible. It has not yet complied to answering our questions about it's origins, but we have been able to understand that it has several demands in terms of care and living space.

Through interviewing it from a distance, we've come to understand that the subject requires a constant replenish of expensive garments. The subject seems to shed it's old clothes like reptilian skin and replace it with the newly provided fabrics. It sheds about every 6 months and costs us over 3 million euros a year to provide it with new clothes. In the few cases that we have denied the subject of new garments, it will give a violent and sudden tantrum and mutilate the nearest organisms with it's teeth as seen in report no.6.

Through conversation, we have also come to discover that the subject enjoys burying itself in large heaps of fabric, (preferably expensive chiffon and silk), and is more prone to activity when kept in the dark.

The subject does not act hostile when kept content in terms of living space and constant provided fabrics. If the subject is provided it's demands, it will concur to answering questions or even allow up-close observation. *DO NOT LIFT SUBJECT'S GARMENTS. THIS WILL LEAD TO VIOLENT MUTILATION.*

The subject does not seem to need any basic needs such as food or water, but it does very rarely sleep.

Containment Description

  1. For the safety of others, it is valid that the subject is provided with large heaps of fabrics and garments of all sorts during it's time of shedding and when they are requested. Refusal will lead to violent dismantlement.
  2. Keep subject in dark when possible. The subject will become less dangerous and more complying when this is done.
  3. Do not attempt to lift the subject's garments. It appears to be a very shy organism and does not appreciate physical invasion. Such acts will lead to intense harm or death.

Subject's Origins
No further information as of present day.