Central Central Park

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-𝞪 and SCP-XXXX-𝞫 are transferred to Site-92 for in-depth physical examination. Rumors of a "dislodged pipe" are disseminated among the inhabitants of New York City and Tampa.

MTF Pi-1 ("City Slickers") has been deployed to trace and determine the extremity of both instances' posteriors.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation assigned to two immobile humanoid entities (SCP-XXXX-𝞪 and SCP-XXXX-𝞫) situated in Tampa and New York City respectively. SCP-XXXX-𝞪 is an American male who answers to the name "Dannis Redecker", aged 32 years old. According to eyewitness reports, SCP-XXXX-𝞪 was standing upright in his home, facing the window with a frown, while his posterior was completely detached from the anterior. Skin tissue at the point of separation exhibited a remarkable degree of elasticity and endurance, allowing the epidermis to extend to an immeasurably long length without causing physical damage.

The skin was often forcibly wedged through loose floorboards, crevices in the wall, pipes and furniture by autonomously self-coalescing into a single mass and maneuvering to avoid most physical obstructions. This mass was observed to extend through the coastline and into the North Atlantic Ocean.

Efforts to retract this extension had failed due to its tautness, prompting surgical incision to remove SCP-XXXX-𝞪 from the extended skin tissue; according to autopsy, the internal organs, circulatory and skeletal systems were absent within.

SCP-XXXX-𝞫 is an American male whose name is "Treker Voldwell", aged 83 years old and hospitalized in NYC Health And Hospitals, Harlem. SCP-XXXX-𝞫 was diagnosed with chronic pneumonia in 2019, constraining him to intravenous support and an automated respirator. The posterior skin was loosened, allowing it to extend down from both sides of the bed and coalesce into a singular mass of flesh on the floor. After which, the mass weaved through openings¹ to exit the hospital. One hour later, Treker Voldwell expired due to non-anomalous reasons. Autopsy results were consistent with that performed on SCP-XXXX-𝞪. Familial records indicated that SCP-XXXX-𝞫 was registered as SCP-XXXX-𝞪's biological father, and that SCP-XXXX-𝞪 altered his name from "Dannis Voldwell" to "Dannis Redecker" in July 2020 after an internal dispute between the two individuals.

▷ Access update log

UPDATE (03/21/2021|11:21AM): Several incidents were reported in the Atlantic Coast involving civilian yachts and commercial ships steering off-route erratically; investigations showed that the "cord" of flesh originating from SCP-XXXX-𝞪 was the source of obstruction. Rumors involving "a stray fishing net" had been disseminated to minimize public exposure.

UPDATE (03/21/2021|3:32 PM): MTF Pi-1 managed to trace the origins of both "cords" from SCP-XXXX-𝞪 and SCP-XXXX-𝞫 to Central Park, New York City. The park was closed under the pretense of "a feral animal attack" and investigations began.

UPDATE (03/21/2021|3:46 PM): Operatives found the flesh attached to two inanimate skeletons² on an open field; one skeleton was markedly taller³ than the other. The shorter skeleton's position indicated that it was running towards the taller skeleton, which was squatting, with its arms spread out. Both instances were transferred to Site-92 for storage.

Footnotes

1. Such as doors, windows, toilet bowls.

2. Both skeletons possessed functioning circulatory systems as shown through the rhythmic beating of the heart.

3. DNA analysis indicated that the "cord" of flesh attached to the taller skeleton corresponded to that of SCP-XXXX-𝞫 while the "cord" attached to the shorter instance matched that of SCP-XXXX-𝞪.