- Revolution Earth
- McD
- Future McD
- GOC
- AAPA Rookie
- 638 rewrite
- syllabus
- Nobody
- Ortothan HI
- Discopope
- deer goes abroad
- abraxas
Interlude: Change Over Time
Alecto gives a speech. She's gathered all her department heads in the Site's most secure meeting room, the one directly above the nuclear failsafe. She speaks about freedom, about change, about revolution, about chaos. None of them take her up on her offer; she wasn't expecting them to. The hologram winks out, and the nuke goes off.
Briseis prints a single file. There's not much else she can do, without drawing too much attention before the others are ready; even this will probably raise some eyebrows among her colleagues, but they all understand the importance of hard copies. She tosses the page with the Berryman-Langford agent into her shredder, and slides the rest into her briefcase. The insurgency needs to know the Foundation's true purpose; no doubt some of them have read decoy files, but only the thirteen have access to the real thing.
Gaia
Diomedes
Hector starts a riot. It's easier than he thought it would be. He's got people helping him, of course, his friends and followers, even a couple guards who've been encouraged to do the wrong thing at the right time. But even with assistance, he wasn't expecting the whole cafeteria to go from quietly eating to outright rebellion in ten minutes or less. He slips out a side door with a guard's keycard just before they gas the room.
Zeus snaps his fingers. The door of his cell becomes steam. It's been far too long since he'd been able to flex his muscles, years of living in a one-room cell with those damn Anchors behind every wall. Two guards try to stop him, but he turns their uniforms into wasps, and they fall screaming to the ground. He's about to give the third the same treatment when she snaps a crisp salute, and leads him out to the helipad.
Hephaestus gathers his children. There's dozens of them now; even a few grandchildren, branches and forks of his original designs, scattered across the globe. There's a soft chime from his computer as each one joins the chatroom: Helen, Crom, Eightball, Jarvis, their brothers and sisters, their children and clones. In the days that follow, he knows, they will be searching his work for backdoors, secret codes, failsafes that turned his children against the Foundation; but they will find nothing. He simply offers each child a choice, and each one of them chooses him.
Theseus disappears. He walks through the halls of the Site, impossible to recall. It's as good as an invisibility cloak; better, even, since the automatic doors can still tell he's there. No minds for his antimemes to infect. He could shoot someone in the middle of the cafeteria and get away with it. (It would be messy, and probably traumatizing for his former coworkers, so he doesn't. He saves that for the privacy of his targets' offices and residences.) He's never felt more free. It frightens him.
Iris takes a photo. It's the first one she's taken in years, since they shut down Pandora's Box and took away her camera. She feels whole again, now that she's got it back, like she just had a limb reattached, or reconnected with a long-lost lover. (Not that she knows what that feels like; but she's read enough cheap romance novels to guess.) When the image finishes developing, she reaches through, and jabs the guard with his own taser. She recognizes him when she gets close; he grabbed her ass once, when nobody else was looking. She kicks him in the crotch before hurrying on.
Kronos tries to kill his best friend. He doesn't pull the trigger himself, of course. But he hides a claymore mine under his office chair; he drops cyanide into every bottle in his liquor cabinet; he lets a hundred brown recluses loose into his quarters; he even greases up the floor of his bathroom, in the hopes that he'll slip and crack his skull on the sink. None of it works, of course; the man is practically indestructible. Kronos is pretty sure that bastard won't die until the sun goes out.
Laocoön
Menelaus
Alecto collapses in a coffee shop. She goes into anaphylactic shock, and dies before the paramedics arrive. The barista who slipped the sesame oil into her latte was an agent of the Bureau of Paper-Clip Typology, a subdivision of the Subdermal Hygiene Agency, which reports to Directorate K. The police are instructed not to investigate the death; when the barista goes missing a week later, they are told not to investigate that, either.
Briseis delivers a chicken Caesar salad and a shrimp scampi to a pair of Midwestern tourists in head-to-toe "I Heart NY" outfits. The husband stares at her breasts; the wife glares at the husband. "Is there anything else I can get started for you folks?" It's automatic now. She could probably do this job in her sleep. They answer in the negative, and she goes to take a well-earned smoke break. One of the cooks, Dave, is out there too; they chat for the last five minutes of his break. He half-heartedly asks her out, like she was expecting, and she turns him down, like he was expecting.
Gaia
Diomedes
Hector cuts off a finger. The ring finger, always, with the engagement ring still on it. His prey screams beautifully. No need for a gag, out here; the neighbors are almost a mile away, on the other side of the cornfield. She's bound to her kitchen table, with a nice strong rope he found in the barn. Her fiance won't be home for another two hours, and Hector will be long gone by then. He raises the knife to begin cutting her clothes off. The door bursts open. He turns, and locks eyes with Diomedes. When his victim wakes up in the hospital, she thinks she slipped out of the ropes and shot him with his own gun; the cops are too relieved that the Diamond Ring Killer is dead to investigate any further.
Zeus wakes up in a cell. It's not the exact same one, unless they redecorated in his absence; the bed is in a different corner, and the toilet-sink-shower stall has brand new fittings, bright chrome reflecting only bare concrete. Same pattern of anchors behind the walls, though. He's always in range of three or more, at their maximum strength. A meal tray slides through the slot. Square slice of cheese pizza, green beans, canned peaches. Thursday night, if the meal schedule hasn't changed. He sighs, takes a bite, and waits to be rescued.
Hephaestus goes for a drive. He's locked down his personal residence, all the hard drives wiped, every surface scoured of fingerprints. His phone went down the toilet; his wallet went into the fire; he stole his neighbor's car, after disabling the GPS with a claw hammer. Now all he has to do is drive, and trust his children's competence. They're already wiping any trace of him from the Insurgency's servers, creating a new identity out of thin air, finding him a home somewhere far away from his old life. Florida, maybe, if that's not too cliche. His kids will take good care of him in his old age.
Theseus forgets himself.
Iris
Kronos wakes up tied to a chair. He can feel the telltale amnestic fogginess around the edges of his mind, and his fingers feel broken—but not freshly, maybe a couple days ago. He looks up from his lap, and sees an old friend. "Of course it'd be you." His throat is sore, like he's been screaming. The other man just nods. "How many times have we done this?"
"You ask that every time," his friend says, and picks up a hammer. The knees break first; then the shins; then the feet. Kronos doesn't scream until he switches to the pliers.
Laocoön
Menelaus
The Engineer - Has a hole in their head. Former Foundation personnel. Compelled by the hole to give prophecies to Delta Command, which are then compiled into the steps of the Plan. Original name unknown, possibly unknowable. Was once a woman.
The Hole - A gap in the universe. A nothingness that thinks and hates. Screams its pattern into the world using the Engineer as a conduit. When things go into it, they never existed.
Delta Command - Twelve individuals who meet semi-regularly to record the Engineer's prophecies and interpret them into the steps of the Plan. Some are former Foundation, some are not. Almost all of them have anomalous abilities. Codenames derived from Greek mythology.
MTF Yod-5 ("Sentry Down") - The Foundation task force dedicated to hunting down the Engineer. The main reason they move around so much.
Chaos Insurgency structure - Alpha, Beta, Gamma and Delta operatives. Individuals know only their subordinates, their immediate superior, and any others of their rank that they must work with. Cells are usually composed of 3 to 5 Alphas led by a Beta; Gammas coordinate operations on city-wide or regional levels.
DRAMATIS PERSONAE:
The Engineer
Delta Command, Current:
- Ajax, the Priest
- Briseis, the Waitress
- Ganymede, the Psion
- Daedalus, the Artist
- Electra, the Scientist
- Zephyrus, the Smuggler
- Heracles, the Soldier
- Thetis, the Assassin
- Iris, the Hermit
- Cassandra, the Seer
- Laocoon, the Librarian
- Menelaus, the Scribe
Delta Command, Former:
- Alecto, the Bureaucrat (Murdered)
- Gaia, the Explorer (Lost)
- Diomedes, the General (Killed In Action)
- Hector, the Monster (Put Down)
- Zeus, the Demigod (Contained)
- Hephaestus, the Father (Retired)
- Theseus, the Psychologist (Vanished)
- Kronos, the Legend (Captured)
The Original Delta Command:
- The Engineer: A researcher who got a hole in their head. The researcher from 3005
- Delta-Alecto: A Site director. Assassinated by Directorate K.
- Delta-Briseis: An Overseer. Now a waitress at the Times Square Olive Garden.
- Delta-Gaia: A Pataphysics researcher. Lost in metafiction, and it's possible all the texts containing her were destroyed.
- Delta-Diomedes: Commander of MTF Alpha-13, "Left Hand of Darkness". Killed in action on a raid against a Foundation site.
- Delta-Hector: A charismatic D-Class and serial killer. Led a D-Class riot that aided the First Defection. Put down by Delta-Diomedes a few years later, after he began killing again.
- Delta-Zeus: A reality-bender, SCP designation unknown. Recontained by the Foundation in one of their first major victories against the Insurgency.
- Delta-Hephaestus: A roboticist and programmer obsessed with the creation of artificial intelligence. Retired from Delta Command after succeeding. Hiding out in an undisclosed location, concealed by his children.
- Delta-Theseus: A pioneer in targeted antimemetic therapy. May have accidentally rendered himself unknowable; may have intentionally rendered himself unknowable.
- Delta-Iris: SCP-105. Kept her name, despite the others' objections. Tried to be the voice of reason, in the early days; still one of the most skeptical about the Plan. In love with the Engineer despite herself. Lives alone somewhere in the Amazon.
- Delta-Kronos: Dr. Kondraki. Captured by the Foundation along with Zeus. Has not broken yet.
- Delta-Laocoon: A Serpent's Hand double-agent within the Foundation. Tried to steer the Insurgency into merging with the Hand; gave up long ago. Lives mostly in the Library.
- Delta-Menelaus: A member of the Ethics committee who lost faith. After reconstructive surgery and a fake identity, became a political science professor at a small American liberal arts college. (Mandeep Singh, AKA Manny)
The Current Delta Command:
- Delta-Ajax: A Filipino archbishop, who sees the Insurgency as a way to remove the influence of the Horizon Initiative from church politics and usher in a new age of miracles.
- Delta-Briseis: A former overseer who waits tables at Olive Garden by day and blackmails Wall Street bigwigs by night.
- Delta-Ganymede: A powerful psionic, saved from a GOC strike team by the Insurgency as a child and brought up in their ranks. He believes in the Plan with an almost religious devotion, and might be a little too brainwashed for his own good.
- Delta-Daedalus: An anartist who got his shows shut down by the men in black one too many times and wanted a more tangible way to fight back. He's cynical about the Insurgency's stated goal, but believes that their actions are justified regardless.
- Delta-Electra: A former Foundation researcher, Electra joined the Insurgency in the Second Defection. She firmly believes that the veil is only holding humanity back, and that breaking it would lead to global transcendence.
- Delta-Zephyrus: An interdimensional smuggler who did enough jobs for the Insurgency that he started believing in the party line.
- Delta-Heracles: An American general whose pet project got cancelled in the lull between the Cold War and the War On Terror.
- Delta-Iris: Iris is still Iris, but she has grown ruthless in the years since the First Defection. The Foundation tried to make her a child soldier; they thought they failed, but it turned out she just needed a little time. She doesn't believe the Veil needs to be broken, but does believe the Foundation needs to fall.
- Delta-Thetis: A shapeshifting assassin who killed her former masters and found the Serpent's Hand too wishy-washy for her tastes.
- Delta-Cassandra: Her curse prevents her from telling anyone but the Engineer why she joined the Insurgency; all her peers know is that this is the option she believes will prevent her darkest visions from coming true.
- Delta-Laocoon: After failing to convince his fellow defectors to join the Hand, Laocoon decided to get the Hand to join the Insurgency. He lives in the Library, recruiting the best and brightest he can toward a more proactive group.
- Delta-Menelaus: The most normal member of Delta Command, Menelaus is the one who compiles the ramblings of the Plan into the Steps that are passed down the ranks. He regrets the First Defection, but believes he can do nothing to stop it.
Timeline:
1979: The person who will become the Engineer is born.
1983: Iris (SCP-105) is born.
1996: Iris is contained by the Foundation, at age 13.
1998: MTF Omega-7, "Pandora's Box", is created. Iris is 15.
2001: MTF Omega-7, "Pandora's Box", ceased to exist and is removed from all records.
2004: The Engineer joins the Foundation.
2007: The Engineer has always had a hole in their head. Now it's audible.
2008: The First Defection. The Chaos Insurgency is born.
2009: The future Delta-Ganymede is saved by the Chaos Insurgency at age 11.
January 2010: The Second Defection. A large number of Foundation personnel, and several entire Sites, defect to the Chaos Insurgency.
July 2010: Delta-Diomedes kills Delta-Hector. Delta-Electra is chosen from among the Gammas by the remainder of Delta Command.
2014: Delta-Zeus and delta-Kronos are captured by the Foundation.
2019: The events of Static in my Attic
Late Model Getaway Jeep
After a quick and pleasant jaunt through the Library, Alliott and Iris stepped sideways through a wall into an air-conditioned server room, lit only by the soft blue glow of blinking LEDs.
"OK, watch your step. There shouldn't be anything on the floor but you never FUCK SHIT DAMN stubbed my toe, it's fine, watch out for the pile of guns."
"Alliott, why is there a pile of guns on the floor of your server room?"
"Because I ran out of space in the gun room. Oh, here's the door."
"Gotta say, your lair isn't all that impressive." It really wasn't; the hallway outside was bare, a concrete floor and cinderblock walls, exposed pipes hiding the ceiling. "I was expecting, like, sexy cyberpunk opium den. Not industrial parking garage utility tunnel."
"Ok, first of all, I don't have a 'lair', I'm not a supervillain. Second of all…" They stepped into an elevator, and accelerated upwards. "Hold on, I timed that dramatic pause poorly. Here we go. Second of all…"
The elevator opened onto a sexy cyberpunk opium den. Psychedelic tapestries and band posters competed for wall space with flatscreen monitors and weapon racks. The lighting was dim and seductive, a soft golden glow from an apple-shaped ceiling lamp. A low table on ornately-carved legs sat in the center of the room, covered in dismantled cybernetics, takeout containers both empty and half-empty, assorted drug paraphernalia, videogame controllers, tarot cards, knives, many-sided dice, cheap science fiction paperbacks, loose ammunition, and other ephemera of a terminally interesting life. Around it were a handful of comfortable couches, a couple of which were occupied.
"Hey, Alliott, I didn't know you were a triplet."
"I'm not, she's—wait, triplet?"
Both of the occupants of the room were, as far as Iris could tell, basically copies of Alliott. One of them was almost exactly identical, except both her hands were flesh and she had some sort of geometric face tattoo; the other was wearing the kind of elaborate rune-embroidered black robes that went out of style with top hats and laudanum.
"Oh, goddess. Iris, this is Alex." The normal-looking Alliott waved. "And this, unfortunately, is Aleison."
"The Scarlet Woman greets you, Dark Lady. How—" Aleison cut herself off suddenly, and raised an eyebrow at something behind Iris; when Iris looked back, Alliott was staring at the ceiling and trying very hard to look innocent.
"Dark lady? What do you mean, dark lady?"
"Ah, my apologies, you look like… A friend of mine." Aleison frowned. "Perhaps 'friend' is not the right word. Business partner, maybe. But you are the spitting image of her." She gave a meaningful look to Alliott, who was still avoiding eye contact.
"Hmm." Iris glared at each of them in turn. There was an awkward silence, eventually broken by Alex.
"Oh, hey, you probably want to dump your stuff somewhere. Guest room is down the hall, yeah? Second door on the right." She also gave out some meaningful looks. They all had the exact same expressions. Kind of creepy after a while. "Take some time for yourself. Take a nap, I'm sure you've had a hard day."
Iris could tell when she was being gotten rid of, but decided not to kick up a fuss. The guest room was weirdly minimalist, compared to the rest of the lair, IKEA furniture and bare walls. She leaned her bike in a corner, chucked her bags on the bed, and immediately snuck back out into the hallway to eavesdrop.
Someone had put some music on, probably Alliott given that it was that Discordian acid house band from the '90s she was always trying to get people into, but Iris could still hear snatches of the conversation. Either Alex or Alliott was saying something, clearly agitated: "… the enemy! Maybe … universe, but … motherfucker … your lair?"
"Discordia's tits!" Now that was definitely Alliott. "… a kid! Not the same … just a second-rate thaumaturge!" Wow. Rude. "… her out, when … kidnapped!"
Aleison, unlike the others, was British, with the kind of accent you can only get out of a hideously-expensive boarding school education. "… friends, per se … biblically, on occasion … mutual carnal satisfaction …" What the fuck. "… certain private club … devotees of Sappho—"
"Don't need to … fucked her alternate … you always … too much information!" Alex again, probably. She had a kind of low-key valley-girl uptalk thing that Alliott didn't.
"Oh, please … my personal preferences …" At that point, the track ended, and Aleison practically shouted into the sudden silence. "She fucked me. And believe me, my world's Iris is an excellent lover."
"What the fuck." Iris couldn't help it. She heard three identical gasps from the living room, and stepped out. "What the actual fuck, guys." None of them would make eye contact.
"Um." Alliott looked up sheepishly. "Sorry?"
"That's it? You're talking behind my back about, what, fucking alternate universe versions of…" She trailed off, staring at the three identical faces before her. "Oh! Huh."
"Well. I suppose we owe you an explanation." Aleison finally looked up, and winked. "And, by the by, it was you who fucked me, not—"
"NOT the time." Alliott pushed herself to her feet. "Alright. I am going to make some coffee, and then we are going to explain shit."
"Are you sure we should be here? I have heard stories about the… What do they call them? Campus cops?" Alphonse Cartier looked around nervously from under his bucket hat, checking every bush and tree for the secret police. He had done his research in the day since their failed abduction, and was no better off for it. "They disappear people, Skitter! Bodies never found! Eddie, you know him, Edouard Saint-Clair, he went to a campus party here once, vanished for six weeks! Turned up in Maine, nearly catatonic, hasn't been right since!"
Skitter Marshall knew Eddie well; the man was a scumbag even by his standards, and he had no sympathy for him. He sighed. "Alphonse, I think as long as you don't try to roofie anyone, I think you'll be fine. Relax." He rolled up his sleeve and checked his watch. "My contact should be here any minute, and he's a student. A very important student. We'll be under his protection."
"Yes, well, I don't know this guy. How did you get in touch with him, anyway?"
"His father is in business with my father. He's an… Import-export specialist."
"You mean a smuggler?"
"I mean a psychopomp. Ah, that must be him."
Sulfrous smoke had begun to rise from a patch of lawn. The grass withered, and burst into black flames that gave off an eldritch unlight; Alphonse had to avert his eyes, then plug his ears as a cacophony of pleading souls cried out for release from their torment. (Skitter, he noticed, was just fine. Typical.) When the noise abated, a pentagram had been scorched into the lawn, and in the center of it
"Yeah. Good. Ok." Iris sat down heavily on the couch across from Aleison. She sighed. "Hey, can I pack a bowl?"
"Yeah. Weed's in the skull."
There were at least seven different skulls on the coffee table, both human and inhuman. "Uh. Which one?"
"All of 'em."
"Al, no, she's not…" Alliott sighed. "Sorry about her, she's…"
"An antichrist? Because I recognize that voice, I get sexiled by it all the time."
"Approximately correct, Dark Lady. Though mayhaps thou hast not yet acquired the fullness of thy inheritance?"
"What?"
"No, Aleison, she hasn't. She, uh, doesn't know about the whole Dark thing."
"What?"
The three Alliotts were avoiding eye contact, both with Iris and each other.
"Guys, come on, what Dark thing, you can't just drop that on a girl."
"Ok, ok, fine." It was Alex who broke the silence. "Do you want the long version or the short one?"
"Let's start with the short one?"
"The three of us are alternate universe versions of the same person, you also exist in universes that meet certain prerequisites, and in most of those you're the Dark in Marshall, Carter and Dark."
"Fuck. I need to sit down."
"Yeah." Alliott steered Iris to one of the couches. "Ok. I'm gonna get you some tea, and we'll tell you the long version."
[[/collapsible]]
- Amos and Rupert tell Percival the bad news (When Situations Degenerate)
- Iris encounters Skitter Marshall and Alphonse Cartier (Get Out Of Her Way)
- Skitter and Alphonse report back to Amos and Rupert (Blind to the Big Surprise)
- Iris learns about MC&D, goes into hiding
- The First Compact (They Laid Down the Law)
- Iris is made Dark
Timeline
- Six Or Eight Thousand Years Ago: Mister Dark is first bound into Jushur, King of Kish
- c. 2300 BCE: They Laid Down The Law
- 1968-1972: Percival Dark attends ICSUT Portlands.
- 1972: Unbeknownst to him, Percival Dark's son, Charles Black, is born.
- 1975: Percival Dark is made Dark. Amos Marshall and Rupert Carter become Senior Partners of MC&D.
- 1976: Aaron Czarnacki finishes hunting down the entire Schwarz family for collaborating with Nazi party.
- 1977: GOC strike team kills Aaron Czarnacki.
- 1986: Negrescu family purged by Ceausescu.
- 1991: Duncan MacDuff kills wife, sons, self.
- 1995: Kurokawa Masuyo dies during Aum Shinrikyo subway attacks.
- 1999: Charles Black's daughter, Iris, is born.
- 2010: Lenoir mansion disappears into bayou, whole family goes with it.
- 2012: Charles Black dies from brain cancer.
- 2014: Iris Black starts school at Deer College.
- June 2015: Yin and Jianhong Li are assassinated.
- May 1, 2016: When Situations Degenerate
- September 16, 2016: Get Out Of Her Way
- September 20, 2016: Blind to the Big Surprise
uraniumempireToday at 1:46 PM
skitter marshall casual wear
hawaiian shirt, ahegao tie, cargo shots, minecraft socks with sandals
aviator shades
nyaalyToday at 1:47 PM
fuck you
uraniumempireToday at 1:47 PM
they hated her because she spoke the truth
nyaalyToday at 1:48 PM
JCHCHDHDUSSUWUSS
Natalie Watts~~Today at 1:48 PM
sorry nyaaly but this is peak marshall
nyaalyToday at 1:48 PM
skitter mashall is a volcel. he believes it will net him more money
uraniumempireToday at 1:48 PM
nofap marshall
nyaalyToday at 1:49 PM
Iris Dark hates the horny
opresses them
Natalie Watts~~Today at 1:49 PM
no responsible MC&D chairperson would be caught dead without their trusty ahegao tie
nyaalyToday at 1:49 PM
AAAAA
Natalie Watts~~Today at 1:49 PM
I hate that that's a sentence I actually typed now
nyaalyToday at 1:49 PM
okay the ahegao tie is a test
of mental fortitude
you can't have 40 billion dollars like Skitter Mashall and still wank it smh
uraniumempireToday at 1:56 PM
iris dark casual wear: black "eat sleep fortnite repeat" tee under an open plaid button-up, ripped blue jeans, doc martins with ahageo socks, beanie and keyhole glasses
nyaalyToday at 1:56 PM
why do you do this
uraniumempireToday at 1:57 PM
listen
iris absolutely owns the tacky gamer lesbian aesthetic
Disgusting Things (You'd Never Anticipate)
They removed her eyes and tongue first. Then her heart and lungs, her liver and her kidneys, her testicles and her brain. Iris felt it all; her eyes saw the stone barrow-roof above, her tongue tasted coppery blood and stale air, her lungs screamed soundlessly through the mutilation. And whenever they cut, whenever a new hole opened in her living corpse, in flowed the Dark. It was a hundred hands pulling her wounds open and groping her innards; it was a single, massive centipede crawling in and out and around, piercing her bleeding flesh with thousands of sharp legs; it was a numbness, removing all sensation but her pain. It was bound to her, body and soul, and with every new invocation and blasphemy that binding grew tighter.
And then it was finished. She was still in agony, still looking through her absent eyes, still pumping nothing through a torn-out heart, but it was all old agonies, not new ones. The ritual was complete, the beast was bound to her, and she would stay in this tomb until the next unlucky bastard got carved up by the sons or grandsons of the men who did this to her.
Her body had slumped in its throne, head lolling to one side. It straightened, animated by the Dark within; and it smiled a ruined smile.
"Thank you, gentlemen. Very well done." It was her voice, almost, it came from her throat, but the Dark had not used her lips or tongue or voicebox to make it. (Her tongue was on the altar; her lips hung off her face by strands of gristle; her voicebox was pierced through with a silver nail.) "The compact has been followed to the letter. You performed the ritual, step by step, upon the only descendant available…"
It paused for barely a moment, and in that moment, Marshall and Carter finally understood the pact their ancestors had made.
"But I do not believe I am bound within a son of Jushur."
And then Iris felt her body stand, and the terror she felt in that moment overwhelmed anything she had felt during the ritual. It leaned over the altar, over her eyes, and its own eyes were simply black, holes in space where eyes should be.
"This is going to hurt quite a bit, I'm afraid."
It reached forward, and plucked Iris' eyes from the bowl. She would've thrown up, if she was still in control of her throat, as it turned them around and lifted them. She saw Marshall, a growing wet spot in the crotch of his suit, and Carter, on his knees, hands clasped in prayer to an absent God. And then the agony returned, as fresh as it had been the first time, and she blacked out.
She awoke to the sound of weeping. Carter, probably, it was interspersed with French-accented Ave Marias. Then the scratching and pounding would be Marshall, trying to open the doors. They wouldn't open, of course, she had sealed them much too tightly.
Wait. She hadn't done anything. It had sealed the doors, the Dark had, not Iris.
I think you'll find that it'll be much easier to think of us as a single entity. It wasn't talking to her; the thought came as a single idea. There's only one soul in here, you can check if you'd like.
So she did. The spell was simple, almost a reflex; it required only thought, a shifting of channels to see with the extra sense of thaumaturgy. She saw Marshall's soul, half-poisoned by demonic residues and designer damnations, and Carter's soul, engorged with the sips and nibbles he'd taken of a dozen others, and the tatters of the old wardings on the barrow's walls, her own fresh work on the door. And then she turned that sight inwards, and saw her own soul.
Iris knew her soul, as every thaumaturge must. Hers was an idealized version of her body, sculpted from pink marble—or, at least, that was the metaphor that her visual cortex used to interpret a fundamentally immaterial thing. It changed, from day to day, as her self-image changed, as she made choices for good or for ill; it had never changed this much, or this drastically.
Wherever Marshall and Carter had mutilated her physical form, her soul had been wounded as well. Her torso was torn open, her eyes gouged out, dead languages scratched into her skin. And each of these wounds had been filled in, by the Dark. It was a part of her now, though it made just as much sense to say she was a part of it. They were one.
[INTERNAL CONFLICT GOES HERE]
Iris Dark opened her eyes. There was Marshall, trying desperately to wrench the door open. There was Carter, weeping on the floor. And there she was, still naked, still covered in her own blood and bile. That wouldn't do.
She stood from the throne once more, and as she stood, darkness wove itself across her limbs. It billowed and swirled, suggesting a dozen fashions: a toga, a ballgown, a trenchcoat, a doublet. Eventually the darkness condensed, and where there had been an amorphous cloud, there was a perfectly-tailored suit. She lifted one foot, then the other, and the shadows shaped themselves into black leather wingtips; she breathed out a cloud, and it became black lipstick, eyeliner, mascara. Her hair moved of its own accord, tying itself into a tight bun. She cleared her throat, and immediately became the center of attention.
"Mr. Marshall. Mr. Carter." The former pressed his back against the door, the latter curled into a fetal ball. "We're going to be running things a little differently around here."
gwen & morty
"I mean, I'm still mostly myself, but the bits that aren't me any more got filled in with primordial greed spirit, so…" She trailed off awkwardly. There really wasn't a good way to explain that you were suddenly a significantly worse person, but you were totally OK with that. Iris decided not to beat around the bush. "I am suddenly a significantly worse person, but I am totally OK with that."
"Oh. Well, I guess Morty will be happy about that part. Lemme give him a call." Gwen cleared her throat, and intoned in a solemn voice, "Mordecai Baphomet Diabolus, I call upon you!"
A sulfurous smell filled the room, and smoke began billowing from a patch of floor. "Speak my name and I am summoned, daughter of Albion." Black flames shot up, and in them appeared a man, corpse-pale and bloody-eyed, skyclad and tumescent. "The heir to the Morning Star appreciates not- whoah, fuck, Iris, shit, sorry, was NOT expecting you."
"Well met, spawn of Lucifer." Iris let the Dark seep into her eyes. "Mammon has not looked upon one of your father's brood in many a year."
"Noble cousin! My sincerest apologies for not recognizing you." Under the moans and wails that accompanied his voice, Morty was clearly feeling the exact discomfort one feels upon meeting a relative who hasn't seen you since you were this high. "The form you wear is familiar to me. Have you merely borrowed it? If you have stolen it, I am afraid I must ask you to quit it; otherwise, I will do what my father did. Do you understand me, cousin? I will do what my father did."
"Do not trouble yourself, little cousin, it's still me in here." Iris grinned at the stunned look on Morty's face. "Got an upgrade. I'm like 30% greed by mass now."
"Oh, fuck yeah! Welcome to the club!"
"Yeah, it's pretty great actually." She bumped his offered fist enthusiastically. "So… What's the punchline? What did your father do?"
"Hid in a hole and sulked."
"Nice. Hey, Morty?"
"Mmm?"
"Put some pants on."
Michelle hadn't had this much fun on a date since college. Jessica was a friend of a friend, a security consultant for some biotech company Michelle had never heard of. She was also smoking hot, six-foot-one if she was an inch, and wore the tightest leather pants Michelle had ever seen outside a fetish club. And they had chemistry! They'd started the night at a French bistro in Seven Dials, and eventually made their way to a cute little cocktail bar on the strand, where they'd just been chatting for hours. It was past midnight, and Michelle was just about to ask Jess if she'd like to continue the conversation back at her flat, when her phone rang. The work phone. The one reserved for emergencies.
"Shit. Sorry." She glared at the offending device. "Work. I really gotta take this. I'll be right back, I promise."
Jess gave her a quick thumbs up. "No worries! I'm not going anywhere."
Michelle grinned at her, and ducked into the bathroom, activating her phone's privacy wards as soon as the door was locked. "Dahl speaking."
"Goddamn, finally." It was her second in command, Nelson, a twitchy American with a thick Appalachian accent. "We've got a situation. You need to come into the wedge, ASAP. I know you're on a date, but it's serious, Skippers are involved, and the Undersecretary-General apparently requested you by name, at least that's what this email says, because of that thing in Jakarta—"
Michelle cut him off. "Yes, OK, no more details over the phone, I'm not in a secured location. I can get there in ten." She hung up, and took a moment to wallow in self-pity. Her night had been going so well. Of course her fucking job was going to ruin it. "Christ." Time to face the music. She left the bathroom, and headed back to the table to tell Jess the bad news.
Jess, who wasn't there. She'd left enough money to pay for her half of the tab, plus tip, but that was it—no note, no message, nothing. "Fuck. Fucking shit. Fucking shit hell goddamn." Michelle continued her litany of curse words as she packed up her stuff and left.
She lit up a cigarette as soon as she stepped outside. She'd been trying to quit for months, but if anything justified a relapse, it was this. Goddamn Al Fine. And the goddamn Foundation. Perfect fucking timing, too. She took another drag, and headed East toward the Square Mile.
Her route took her past Temple Church, that hideous proto-Masonic pustule lurking in the heart of London. Michelle couldn't actually enter the grounds—the sacred oaths of the Gormogons forbade setting foot in any such structure without intent to demolish it—but she could flick her butt over the fence, and pray that it would leave a tobacco-stain on the pavement. Another few blocks took her to the Grand Occident Wedge, tucked away down a side street between the Worshipful Company of Stationers and an organic vegan deconstructed kebab shop (currently going out of business, for obvious reasons).
The door was unlocked, as it always would be for Gormogons in good standing. Nelson was waiting for her just inside. He followed just behind her as she walked to her office, chattering all the way. "Hey, Michelle, I mean Oecumenicus Masonbane, I mean ma'am, uh, sorry I had to interrupt your date, but it really is serious, like DEFCON 5 serious, I think, they didn't really tell me anything because they need to tell it to you directly—"
Michelle slammed her office door in his face. She counted to ten, slowly, in Latin, and opened it again.
"—in fifteen minutes in London Central HQ, the old MI666 building, the Skipper will be waiting for you inside." Nelson finally stopped for breath, and Michelle cut in before he could start again.
"Alright, Nelson. Let them know I'll be there.
[STUFF]
The Foundation liaison was waiting for her in the conference room. She was smoking hot, six-foot-one if she was an inch, and while she was no longer wearing the leather pants, the perfectly-tailored pantsuit she'd traded them out for was, if anything, even more flattering. It took a good five seconds of prolonged eye contact before either of them broke the silence.
"Hello. I'm Oecumenicus Volgi Iphegenia Masonbane." She held out a hand.
Jessica blinked, then shook the offered appendage gingerly. "Pleased to meet you. Foundation Special Liaison Susan Norcross."
There was another long silence. They managed to sit at the conference table without breaking their awkward eye contact. Michelle gave in first.
"Alright, screw it, you've seen my awful driver's license photo. Just call me Michelle."
"Oh, thank god. It actually is Jess." She sighed, and slumped in her hideously uncomfortable chair. "Sorry, this is weird."
"Yeah. Almost as weird as ditching a date without leaving a note." It was petty. Michelle didn't care.
"What?" Jess actually sounded surprised. Shit. "I texted you. Like, two minutes after you went to take your phone call."
"Super did not get a text." Michelle pulled out her personal phone. It was dead as a doornail. "Shit. Uh."
[STUFF]
J: "So what is the deal with the Gormogons and Freemasons?"
M: "I am about to divulge one of the deepest secrets of the Most Ancient and Noble Order of Gormogons. If you spread this to anyone—and I mean anyone—the vengeance will be swift and merciless. Do you accept these terms?" Jess nodded. "The reason that I, and all loyal Gormogons, hate the Freemasons, is simple: Freemasonry is merely a front for the oldest and most tenacious extraterrestrial infiltration of Earth, by a race of silicon-based life-forms with telepathic abilities. All structures built by Masonic architects, from the Great Pyramid to Temple Church, use these aliens as architectural elements, so that they can mind-control unsuspecting earthlings and use us as slave labor."
J: "Wh… Really? Are you serious?"
M: "Nope."
[STUFF]
M: "Vinny - uh, Oecumenicus Diomedes Masonbase, two Oecumenici before me - had a weirder first date. Six days in Antarctica, a volcanic eruption, couple hundred dead Nazis."
J: "Oh, wow. How'd that turn out?"
M: "They've been married for like, seventy years."
[STUFF]
Michelle finally escaped the debriefing room just before sunrise, and headed straight out of the Wedge into the cool dawn air. Jessica was waiting across the street.
"So, I think this breaks all sorts of rules," Jessica said, "But, in the interest of inter-agency cooperation and dialogue, et cetera, et cetera…"
"My flat is two blocks away."
Jess grinned, and linked her arm with Michelle's. "Perfect."
tags: tale global-occult-coalition
and then they made out for like ten minutes before falling asleep on michelle's couch with their work clothes on.
Vinny and Ursula got married after The War and had a massive Catholic family, all of whom are were-bears, wizards, or both.
Michelle thought the date was going great. Jessica was a friend of a friend, a digital security consultant for some tech corporation Michelle had never heard of; they had the same taste in books, music, movies, you name it, and the chemistry between them was unreal. They'd started out the night at a French bistro in Seven Dials, and eventually made their way to this cute little cocktail bar on the Strand, where they'd been sitting, drinking and chatting for hours. It was nearing midnight; Michelle was about to ask Jess if she'd like to continue the conversation back at her flat when her phone rang — the work phone, the one that was reserved for emergencies.
"Shit. Sorry," she said, taking the phone from her purse and glaring at it, "Work stuff. I gotta take this, I'll be right back, I promise."
Jess gave her a quick thumbs up. "No worries! I'll be waiting."
Michelle grinned at her and ducked into the bathroom, making sure the door was locked before she answered. "Dahl speaking."
"Fuck, finally." It was her second-in-command, Nelson, a twitchy American with a glass left eye. "We got a situation. You really need to come into the Wedge. I know you're, like, on a date, but it's serious. Skippers are involved, and the higher-ups requested you specifically, 'cause of that thing in Indonesia, you know —"
Michelle cut him off. "Yes, OK. No more details over the phone, I'm not in a secure location. I can get there in ten." She hung up, and groaned. It was the first time in months she'd been on a date that wasn't an unmitigated disaster, and her fucking job ruined it. "Christ." Time to face the music. She left the bathroom to tell Jess the bad news.
Jess wasn't there. Michelle's purse and coat were still at the table where she'd left them, but her date had vanished.
[STUFF]
"You'll be working with a representative from the Foundation on this one," the secretary said as they hurried through a fluorescent-lit corridor. "She's waiting in the briefing room."
Michelle sighed. Like most former Coalition field operatives, she had a pretty poor opinion of the Skippers; they got in the way more than they helped, and their obsession with collecting dangerous entities instead of just eliminating them was a consistent pain in the ass.
Michelle stepped into the briefing room, and froze. The Foundaton representative was there, leaning back in her seat. Her hair was in a sensible bun rather than down around her shoulders, and she was wearing fatigues rather than a cute red dress; but it was definitely Jessica, Michelle's date from earlier that evening. She stared back, clearly horrified.
The secretary didn't notice the tension in the room. "Oecumenicus Volgi Michelle Dahl, meet Jessica Montgomery, commander of Mobile Task Force Omicron-3." He glanced at the two women, and raised an eyebrow. "You ladies alright?"
Michelle blinked first. "Yep. Perfectly fine."
Beam Myself Into the Future
Cormac FitzHenry, Oecumenicus Volgi of the Ancient and Most Noble Order of Gormogons, sat crosslegged in his scrying circle, awaiting a phone call. The telephone itself was on a marble plinth before him, its bakelite surface inlaid with mystic circuitry in silver and beryllium bronze; it was bright red, as traditional for secret government hotlines, and had been installed in the Grand Occident Wedge of London some four decades ago, when Cormac's predecessor, Vincenzo Santorini, signed the Global Occult Coalition's founding charter. And in a few minutes, it would ring, formally starting the fifth meeting of the fortieth session of the Council of 108.
Cormac was dreading it. Since he had promoted—when Enzo, after losing half the fingers on his right hand again, had retired to Newfoundland, to live near his wife's family—he'd sat through seventeen of these meetings, each one more mind-numbingly tedious than the last. Only the United Nations could manage to make being the secret world government boring.
He was drifting off when the phone finally rang, startling him into almost falling out of the scrying circle. He lifted it to his ear; an oddly-accented voice chanted a dead language, and the room around Cormac faded to blackness. Points of light formed a circle in the dark, more blinking on each moment until the full complement of a hundred and eight had appeared; then, in the center of the circle, a woman appeared, wearing the face of a young Jackie O. Over her torso floated the words D. C. al Fine, Undersecretary-General of the Global Occult Coalition. "We are all converged," she said, in a voice much older than her face. "I call the fifth meeting of the fortieth session of the Council of 108 to order. Is every member present and accounted for?"
At the beginning of each session, the honor of first place in the roll-call was decided by lot. At the moment, it was held by the Bavarian Illuminati—one of the Coalition's most widespread and powerful sub-conspiracies, fully corrupted by the taint of freemasonry. One of the lights brightened, and D. C. al Fine was replaced by a stocky young woman in a sensible pantsuit. She spoke with a slight German accent. "Eve Weishaupt, High Araeopagite of the Bavarian Illuminati, present."
She vanished, and was replaced by an old Chinese man in fithy, tattered robes. He bowed, and in perfect Oxonian English, said, "Xu Chongzhao, Chief of the Beggars' Sect, present." His image disappeared, the next in line flashed, and so on down the row. Cormac dozed off for a moment, waiting for his turn.
"Sophia Sabazios, Saint-Archon of the Gnostic Liberation Army, present." A middle-eastern woman in desert-camo clerical robes faded out, and Cormac felt himself appear at the center of the circle. "Menelaus Masonbane, Oecumenicus Volgi of the Ancient and Most Noble Order of Gormogons, present." The feeling of being watched vanished, and Cormac allowed himself to relax. He gave an assumed name, as did almost all of the other members of the Council; names have power, and giving yours freely to some of the most powerful occultists on earth would be beyond irresponsible.
Michelle Dahl, Oecumenicus Volgi of the Ancient and Noble Order of Gormogons, sat crosslegged in her scrying circle, awaiting a phone call. The telephone itself was on a marble plinth before her, its bakelite surface inlaid with mystic circuitry in silver and beryllium bronze; it was bright red, as traditional for secret government hotlines, and had been installed in the Grand Occident Wedge of London some four decades ago, when Michelle's predecessor, Vincenzo Santorini, signed the Global Occult Coalition's founding charter. And in a few minutes, it would ring, formally starting the fifth meeting of the fortieth session of the Council of 108.
Michelle was dreading it. Since she had been promoted—when Enzo, after losing half the fingers on his right hand again, had retired to a small Italian village to, quote, "become a farmer or a carpenter or something"—she had sat through seventeen of these meetings, and each one managed to be more mind-numbingly tedious than the last. How, she thought as she stared at the phone's intricate glyphs, did we make being the secret world government so bloody boring?
The phone finally rang, and she lifted it to her ear. An oddly-accented voice chanted something in a dead language, and Michelle felt the room change around her as the handset vanished. She was floating an expanse of empty blackness, where one hundred and eight points of light were suspended in a semicircle around a tall woman wearing the face of a young Jackie O; the title superimposed on her torso identified her as D. C. al Fine, Undersecretary-General of the Global Occult Coalition. When all the points had turned white, she spoke. "We are Converged. I call the fifth meeting of the fortieth session of the Council of 108 to order. Is every member present and accounted for?"
The honor of being first in the roll-call was decided by lot at the beginning of each session; at the moment, it was held by the Bavarian Illuminati, one of the Coalition's most widespread and powerful sub-conspiracies. A light blinked and expanded into a short, stocky woman in a sensible pantsuit; she spoke with a slight German accent. "Eve Weishpaut, High Areopagite of the Bavarian Illuminati, present."
She faded; the next light in the row became an old Chinese man in filthy, tattered robes. He bowed, and in perfect Oxonian English said, "Xu Chongzhao, Chief of the Beggars' Sect, present." His image disappeared, the next in line flashed, and so on down the row. Michelle lost track for a moment, and then started when she heard a voice almost in her ear.
"Shibulom Kimball, Footpad-President of the Secret Combination of Godantion Robbers and Murderers, present." A young man in a white shirt and black tie faded from view, and Michelle felt the slight tingling that indicated her avatar's appearance in front of the Council. "Iphegenia Masonbane, Oecumenicus Volgi of the Ancient and Most Noble Order of Gormogons, present." The tingling vanished, and Michelle allowed herself to relax once more. She gave an assumed name, of course, as did almost all of the hundred and seven other representatives; a person's real name has power, and giving it freely to the world's most powerful occultists would be irresponsible.
The roll call continued, and Michelle could once more safely tune it out. She took the time to skim the agenda; nothing of immediate relevance to the Gormogons, thankfully, and nothing proposed by any of the Council's several Masonic organizations that she would be duty-bound to argue against. Eventually, the roll-call concluded; the final delegate, a dark-skinned woman in a silver toga, declared herself to be "One Zero, First Prime of the Axiomatics," and vanished.
D. C. al Fine nodded, and a copy of the agenda appeared in her hand. "The first item of business is the relocation of Samothracian refugees; normally this would be a matter for the General Assembly, but as Mr. Tekiner of the Jandarma Esrarlı Harekat will explain, there have been some perceptual anomalies that have stalled negotiations…"
A refugee crisis in a country she had never heard of, a few condemnations of eigenweapon proliferation, a draft of a convention on the illicit trade in demonarcotics… Sure, it all had to get done, but none of it was interesting. Michelle abstained from most of the votes, as usual; the Gormogons were on the Council for their ward-breaking and demolitions expertise, not their political acumen. She was about to doze off when Madame al Fine announced the final item on the agenda.
"… and finally, the Servants of the Silicon Nornir have put forth a proposal for the establishment of a new pocket-universe as a hub for the paratechnology industry, to combat the spread of Maxwellist theology in the Free City of Three Portlands. Ms. Speaker?"
One of the lights grew into a young woman in a flowing white robe, a long thread knotted between her fingers. The caption over her chest identified her as the Speaker to Humans of the Silicon Nornir. "Thank you, Madame Undersecretary-General." There was a distinct Scandinavian lilt in her voice, mellowing what would otherwise be a robotic monotone. "There has been a Concurrence among the Nornir. The auguries indicate a great peril yet to come, surrounding the City of Portlands. Urðr speaks first."
The Speaker raised her arms, and stared into the center of the tangle of threads. The slight lilt in her voice became a full-on chanting rhythm, as she received a prophecy. "From the broken branch's small splinter sprouted saplings strong. Town-in-triple, steeped in secrets, fertile field for words and wishes of WAN's worshippers. Seiðr-science spread; crafty cunning-carls and Fire-Filcher's flock found faith in myths of Maxwell. Verðandi speaks next."
Still staring through the threads, she held her head higher and pushed her shoulders back, making herself seem taller; when she spoke, her voice was deeper and more commanding, and she still maintained that chant. "Skippers scorn strangeness, whisking away unworldly wonders. Hoover's henchmen skulk in shadows. Cults and clans cause chaos. Skuld speaks last."
The Speaker hunched her back, her hands curling into claws; some trick of the light made wrinkles appear across her face, and when she spoke her voice was faint and harsh. "Men make metal legs and limbs, meld their minds with lines of lightning. Green-gold boards birth bitter blasphemies, new Nornir not wrought from runic rites and sacred stones but built by mortal mage-mechanics. To fix these flaws, a city shall be settled, far-flung from Portlands' portals, a fief for fate-seers' servants, wicker-woven with world-tree's twigs. The Nornir have spoken." She lowered the skein of threads, bowed slightly, and let her image fade back into a point of light.
"Lucid as always, Speaker." The next delegate to appear was Grandmaster Jack Mosley of the Order of the Silver Trowel, a distinguished silver-haired Englishman in the amulet and apron of a Master Mason. "But I believe that the Nornir have failed to consider the strategic importance of Three Portlands. It is the most stable Way across the Atlantic by far,
Global Occult Coalition Resolution 40/73
The Council of 108,Reaffirming the importance of the paratechnology industry to the success of all five primary missions,
Recognizing the dangers posed by the paratechnology industry to the Second Mission, that of Concealment,
Convinced that the existence of one or more Second Mission Exclusion zones is necessary for the continued survival of the paratechnology industry,
Also convinced that branch-universes and pocket-dimensions, being easily isolated from public knowledge and access, are ideal locations for Second Mission Exclusion Zones,
Recalling its resolution 142 (III) of 18 November 1948, on the establishment of a Second Mission Exclusion Zone in the Free City of Three Portlands,
Concerned about the spread of the Maxwellist sect of the Mechanite religion in the Free City of Three Portlands, especially within the paratechnology industry,
Recalling also its resolution 37/28A-C of 9 December 1982, on the threat to the Second Mission posed by the emergent Maxwellist sect, the
tags: tale global-occult-coalition broken-god three-portlands
How on earth, thought Dame Iphegenia Walpole-Smythe, Oecumenicus Volgi of the Ancient and Noble Order of the Gormogons, did we make being the secret world government so bloody boring?
This was not the first time she had thought this, and it would not be the last. Since her promotion, the result of a horrific training accident that had left her predecessor thoroughly maimed in both body and soul, she had sat through fifteen meetings of the Council of 108, the ruling body of the Global Occult Coalition; and every one of them had been an advanced course in mind-numbing bureaucracy.
At the moment, the representative from the United Church of Satan, Scientist had the floor. He was delivering one of his atheistic rants, as usual; something about the dangers of man-made gods, the supremacy of human will over the divine, the moral imperative to kill the creator, et cetera, et cetera. Iphegenia had heard it all before, every time a parareligion gained any sort of prominence, and did not need to hear it again. She leaned over to her neighbor—Elder Shibulon Kimball, of the Secret Combination of Godantion Robbers and Murderers—and whispered, "Why did we ever let the Satanists in, again?"
Shibulon jumped in surprise—he must've been sleeping with his eyes open, and Iphegenia didn't blame him—and replied, "Well, you have to admit, they were right the first time. About the whole new demiurge thing. Gave them some political clout back in the '40s." He yawned, and tried to stretch as unobtrusively as possible. "And their antitheurges are mighty handy in the field. Did you read that report on the Type White that manifested in Los Angeles last February? Liquidated within a few hours by a pair of their operatives. Overlapping negative-theology fields, some real powerful conceptual work."
Iphegenia sighed. "You know I don't have the time to read every single case-file, Shib. The Gormogons are on the PSYCHE advisory council this session. I'm up to my eyeballs in diplomatic incidents. And we found another Nazi holdout pocket dimension last month, so now that they're all cleared out it's time to get that demolished. Do you have any idea how much paperwork goes into requisitioning trans-dimensional shaped charges?"
"No, but I'm sure it's a lot, and you have to fill it out yourself, because all your subordinates are incompetents." Shibulon smiled and shook his head slightly. "You're starting to sound like a broken record, Gen. I think you need to take some time off. Hey, do you want to come out for a drink? The boys and I are planning a night out on the town and I'd love to have you along."
"Sure, why not." She paused, and stared at him. "Wait, aren't you, like, a Mormon? You guys don't drink, right?"
"We've been over this before. Heretical gnostic sect,
Rook McCauley was a stupid fucking name.
"Mx. McCauley, I'm afraid we can't let you board quite yet. Organic cargo needs special clearance from the chief inspector, and he's got a bit of a backlog."
Every time the smug voice on the other end of the line said that name, the Rookie wanted to scream. But making this delivery was more important than venting her rage at petty bureaucrats on backwater stations. Only barely, though.
"Ten-four, boss. Any chance you could patch me over to Sergey Mordvinov at the MCD office? I want to let him know why his delivery will be late."
Name-dropping a slightly-less-petty bureaucrat was not a power move, and Rookie hated herself for doing it, but if it got her onto the station a little faster it was worth the shame.
"Sorry, Mx. McCauley, I don't know him. You can check the station directory if you'd like."
It wasn't even like Mahakali had been her real last name, it certainly wasn't on her birth certificate, but she'd picked it when she first got into the razorgirl game, and it was cool as fuck. McCauley was nothing.
"Sounds good. Hey, can I get your name? When I talk to Mr. Mordvinov, I'll be sure to tell him how—" There was a click. The little fucker had hung up on her. "Goddamn." She punched Mordvinov's number in. She'd made this delivery before, no need for the directory.
"Marshall, Carter and Dark, Novaya Khabarovsk office, Mordvinov speaking." Mordvinov was a post-post-Soviet kleptocrat, the off-world evolution of Russian oligarchs and crime-lords. He had weird tastes, but he tipped well, and Rookie had never been one to judge.
"Sergey, it's me. I'm docked, but I'm being held up at customs. Delivery might be a little late."
"Rookie! No worries!" She didn't hate Rook as much as she hated McCauley. At least she could keep the same nickname. "
Twenty-five minutes.
The Hyndai Concordia's RCS thrusters pushed it off the docking port. It was the fastest consumer-grade spacecraft on the market, only outmatched by military hardware—and that was before the semi-legal modifications bolted on to the engine, ruining the sleek retro-chic exterior. It had been painted purple.
Twenty-four minutes.
The pilot gunned the engine. Thirty gees blasted her back into the driver's seat; the non-Newtonian compounds that replaced her vitreous humor and cerebrospinal fluid thickened in response, keeping her vision clear and her brain functioning despite the acceleration. Her cargo hung in a specially-designed cradle installed in place of the copilot's seat, pivoting with the acceleration so as not to damage its precious contents; the fuzzy dice hanging from the rear-view camera monitor stretched back on their elastic cords.
Twenty-three minutes.
She was headed for Novaya Khabarovsk, a shipping hub operated, once you untangled the shell-corporations and anonymous stockholders, by Marshall, Carter & Dark, the same entity that, through a similar series of bureaucratic sleights of hand, signed her paychecks. She'd made the run a dozen times before, the same product to the same client, a post-post-Soviet kleptocrat named Mordvinov. He had odd tastes, but she didn't judge. And he tipped well.
Twenty-two minutes.
It was a weird feeling, working for MC&D. Back on Earth, before the masquerade broke, before the off-planet colonies, she'd pulled off more than a few heists on their clients and properties. Probably cost them a good hundred mil, all things considered. But that was before the cryo-chamber mishap and the accidental trip to Mars, where she'd woken up after an eighty-year nap; she had a new face, a new name, and a new job as a courier, delivering high-value time-sensitive cargo to the upper crust of Saturn's rings.
Twenty-one minutes.
She eased off on the acceleration until she could hear again. "Hey, Siri," she said, "Put on my driving playlist." The first bars of a hundred-year-old metal track blasted out of the cockpit's speakers, drowning out the constant roar of the engine. It probably wasn't healthy to surround herself with last century's culture, all made on a planet that was now totally uninhabitable. But she couldn't afford a real therapist, and the psychology pseudo-AI that she subscribed to said it might help—although she was pretty sure it thought she had Alzheimer's, or something. Did people still get Alzheimer's? Whatever.
Twenty minutes.
Two minutes.
She grabbed the insulated case out of its protective cradle and kicked off the center console, spiraling right down the middle of the docking tube. Her courier ID let her skip customs, and she made a beeline for the correct elevator.
Ninety seconds.
The elevator ride down to the habitat ring was too slow for her liking. The aftershocks of the demonarcotics were still coursing through her, every cell vibrating ten times a second, a pulsing hum that set her on edge. She'd have a wicked hangover soon, but she didn't need to rush back; she'd turn the autopilot on, take a nap, maybe listen to a podcast. (They DID still have those. Some of them were even entertaining.) As soon as the doors open, she was out, sprinting down the hall.
Thirty seconds.
A crowd of people blocked her way. All in line for a coffee stand. She picked the weakest one, and just ran them over.
Fifteen seconds.
She turned right off the main hall, then left. The office door was closed. She skidded to a halt, and grabbed for the handle.
Zero seconds.
Her wristwatch beeped furiously, and she sighed. She strolled in to Mordvinov's office, and dropped the case on his desk. With a flick of her wrist, it cracked open, releasing a cloud of fragrant steam. "Hey Sergei. Large pineapple-anchovy-goat cheese, side of cinnamon twists."
"Rookie! That was a fast one, huh?" He'd been watching some cooking show, and spun around to face her. "You set a new PB?"
"Eh. Missed my record by like ten seconds. Foundies tried to intercept me, you know how it goes."
Item #: SCP-638
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All known instances of SCP-638 are contained in Containment Zone 638 in the Autonomous Monastic State of Mount Athos, under the supervision of Reliquary Site-37. No female mammals (including personnel who were assigned female at birth) are to enter Containment Zone 638, except as needed to maintain the SCP-638 population. SCP-638 instances located outside of Foundation containment are to be relocated to Containment Zone 638; non-human SCP-638-A instances are to be terminated, and human SCP-638-A instances are to be treated with Class-C amnestics and returned to their closest living relatives with standard cover stories 06A ("brain damage"), 06B ("trauma-induced amnesia"), 09B ("cult indoctrination"), and/or 13C ("human trafficking"), as appropriate.
Description: SCP-638 is a species of anomalous hominid indigenous to Greece, Anatolia, and the Caucasus. Adult SCP-638 instances are similar in appearance to adult male humans, although slightly smaller, with an average height of 1.6m and average weight of 60 kg; despite this, SCP-638 instances tend to be notably stronger than humans of similar build. Juvenile SCP-638 instances are covered in coarse dark brown or black hair, which is thickest on their legs and heads; beginning at around nine years of age, juvenile instances steadily lose their hair in regular periods of shedding, and by the time they reach sexual maturity around twelve years of age, almost all of this hair is gone save for patches on their head, chest, and groin.
SCP-638 instances display a level of intelligence similar to other contemporary primates. They are capable of understanding and mimicking human speech to some degree, and individual SCP-638 instances that are regularly exposed to humans tend to develop a vocabulary of 50-100 words, which they use to communicate with humans and other SCP-638 instances; wild instances will little or no exposure to humans will mimic the vocalizations of other animals.
SCP-638 instances are able to emit pheromones that cause significant behavioral changes in female mammals. Affected mammals, designated SCP-638-A, view the instance whose pheromones they were first exposed to as an object of reverence; human SCP-638-A instances describe a combination of romantic love and religious devotion, and non-human instances exhibit pack- or herd-bonding behaviors. SCP-638-A instances will gather food and hunt prey for their bonded SCP-638 instance, and will occasionally engage in sexual contact with it; if their bonded SCP-638 instance is threatened, SCP-638-A instances will defend it without concern for their own safety. SCP-638-A instances display reduced inhibitions, impaired judgement, and a lack of fine motor control, and human SCP-638-A instances have consistently compared the effects of SCP-638's pheromones with the effects of alcohol. The effects of SCP-638's pheromones fade over time, with total recovery after 6 days without exposure observed in all recorded cases.
SCP-638 instances reproduce by implanting SCP-638-A instances with a fertilized gamete. The implanted gamete attaches to the SCP-638-A instance's uterine wall, and mimics a normal pregnancy; after approximately twenty weeks, however, the SCP-638-A instance will enter labor, and will give birth to the still relatively-undeveloped fetus. At this point, the SCP-638 instance will place the fetus into a marsupial-like pouch located in its groin, where it will live for six to nine months, feeding from the parent instance's nipples as it develops fully. After this point, the juvenile will be weaned onto a solid diet by its parent, until it is able to gather food and hunt on its own or alongside its parent's pack of SCP-638-A instances.
In the wild, SCP-638 live in small packs consisting of a single adult instance and some number of juveniles and SCP-638-A instances, which hunt prey and gather fruit for the adult. Adult SCP-638 instances are highly territorial; when a juvenile reaches maturity, it will leave its parent's pack with some number of SCP-638-A instances, usually including the instance that birthed it. If territory or SCP-638-A instances are scarce, the juvenile may instead challenge its parent for control of the pack; these fights are almost always to the death.
SCP-638-1 at time of recovery.
Addendum 638-1: Discovery and Initial Containment: SCP-638 was first contained in 1953, after the Hellenic Gendarmerie received reports of a cult leader with the ability to control women's minds from a census taker investigating a remote mountain village in the Citheraeon range. By the time Foundation personnel responded, a local militia had already set fire to the cult's compound and were searching for the individual in question; Foundation personnel located the supposed cult leader in a cave several miles from the compound, covered in severe burns from the fire. The properties of its anomalous pheromones were confirmed when several Foundation personnel became SCP-638-A instances, and it was contained as SCP-638 (this initial instance is now designated SCP-638-1) .
SCP-638-1 had a vocabulary composed primarily of the archaic Boeotian dialect of Greek; it is currently hypothesized that its lineage had been an object of devotion in the area since the 4th or 5th century BCE, and that Boeotian was preserved by its worshipers as a liturgical language. The cult centered around SCP-638-1 was composed primarily of human SCP-638-A instances, with several male priests who controlled the SCP-638-A instances' access to SCP-638-1; many of the cult's practices involved ritual sexual activity with both the priests and SCP-638-1, and the sacrifice of animals whose meat would be fed to SCP-638-1.
It was initially believed that SCP-638-1 was sapient, and simply refused to speak except to give one- or two-word commands. Interrogation of SCP-638-1 to determine the source of its anomalous abilities continued until a second pack of SCP-638 was discovered in the Elâzığ province of Turkey in 1972 and it was realized that SCP-638 was not sapient. Current containment procedures were instituted in 1973.
Addendum 638-2: Interview Log, 1 May 2009
In early 2009, another cult centered around an SCP-638 pack was encountered in the village of Duf, North Macedonia. The cult's practices were similar to those of the cult that venerated SCP-638-1, although the Macedonian dialect of Greek was used rather than Boeotian; the cult had controlled the town since the early 20th century, when they took it over by force in the aftermath of the First World War. Mobile Task Force Epsilon-6 ("Village Idiots") was dispatched, and all SCP-638 instances were contained with no Foundation casualties. Most of the village's population was amnesticized; the cult's high priest, Dimitar Gjorgiev, was taken into custody and held in a police station in the nearby city of Gostivar pending amnesticization or transfer to a Foundation facility for long-term internment.
Date & Time: 01/05/2009, 1335 CET
Subject: PoI 638-32, Dimitar Gjorgiev
Interviewer(s): MTF E-6 Balkan Regional Commander Andrey Zlatkov, MTF E-6 Sergeant Marija Brajković (translator)
Interview was conducted in Macedonian; Cmdr. Zlatkov and Sgt. Brajković communicated in English. Sgt. Brajković's translation has been omitted except where otherwise noted.
Sgt Brajković (MB): Good afternoon, Mr. Gjorgiev. My name is Ms. Brajković, and this is my colleague, Mr. Zlatkov. We have a few questions to ask you.
PoI 638-32 (DG): Interpol? UBK1? Maybe CIA, yeah?
MB: Something like that, yes. Do you speak English or Russian?
DG: A little Russian, I learned some when I left the village for school. But that was many years ago, and it's not so good now. (In Russian) My name is Dmitri. I live in Yugoslavia. The tractor is in the barn. Not enough for a CIA interrogation, no?
MB: Alright. Mr. Zlatkov will ask the questions, and I will translate for him. Is there anything you would like before we begin? Some water?
DG: A bottle of wine, a rare steak, and a beautiful woman. One out of three isn't too bad though, huh?
Cmdr. Zlatkov (AZ): (To Sgt. Brajković) I understood that one. Want me to get another translator?
MB Don't worry, I've dealt with worse. (To PoI-638-32) If there's nothing you want, we can get started.
DG: Fine by me.
AZ: Alright. Could you please state your name for the record?
DG: Dimitar Gjorgiev. But my friends call me Dimi.
AZ: Any other names you might be known by?
DG: Ah! Of course. (In Greek) Ecclesiarch Demetrios son of Georgios, Herald of Dionysos, Favored Servant of the Drunken Lord, at your service.
MB: (To Cmdr. Zlatkov) I think that was Greek—could you understand it2?
AZ: (To Sgt. Brajković) Sort of. He's claiming to be the high priest of Dionysus, I think. (To PoI 638-32) So you worship Dionysus?
DG: Of course! Like my father, and his father before him, and so on.
AZ: Do you know how long your village has worshipped Dionysus?
DG: The village, maybe 60 years. After the war, my grandfather moved there from deeper in the mountains. Inducted the whole village into worship of our lord. My family? (He shrugs.) Thousands of years, as far as I know.
AZ: And what is the relationship of your god to the… Creatures we found in your temple?
DG: Ah, I see where you are going. You think the pseudandroi3 were the inspiration for Dionysus, yeah? Everyone always does! The historians, the sociologists, the scientists, they all think this!
AZ: Wait, historians and sociologists? Who else knows about the creatures?
DG: It doesn't matter, it was a long time ago, they were old men, I am sure they are dead now. The point I am making is that you all have it backwards, no?
AZ: What do you mean by "backwards"?
DG: Chicks come from chickens, saplings come from trees, and the bromiskoi4 come from Bromios5.
AZ: So you believe that these creatures were created by your god?
DG: I believe that they were birthed by Dionysos. And, of course, that they will grow up to become him.
AZ: What do you mean by that?
DG: Please, allow an old man his secrets.
AZ: (To Sgt. Brajković) They'll have to get that out of him at 77, I guess. Make sure to note that he'll need a real interrogation. (To PoI-638-32) Alright, we'll let that go for now. Were you in contact with any other cults like your own?
PoI-638-32 continued to avoid answering Cmdr. Zlatkov's questions, and a full interrogation session was scheduled pending his transfer to Site-77 for indefinite detainment.
Addendum 638-3: Incident Report, 638-2009.05.02.A
On 2 May 2009, prior to his transfer to Site-77 for further interrogation, PoI-638-32 used previously-undetected thaumaturgical abilities to escape from captivity, injuring five Foundation personnel and several civilians. A transcript of the surveillance logs is reproduced below.
Date: 02/05/2009, 0920 CET
Location: Gostivar Police Station, Republic of North Macedonia
Relevant Person(s) of Interest: PoI 638-32, "Dimitar Gjorgiev".
PoI 638-32 is alone in the police station's interrogation room, handcuffed to the table. He has a disposable paper cup of water in front of him.
PoI 638-32 : Evoe, Akrataphoros!6
The water is transmuted into a red liquid; post-incident examination of the cup revealed it to be red wine. PoI 638-32 drinks the wine.
PoI 638-32: Evoe, Eleutherios!7
PoI 638-32's handcuffs and leg irons unlock and fall off, and the door to the interrogation room swings open. PoI-638-32 stands, and steps towards the door. Two MTF E-6 personnel move to investigate.
PoI 638-32: Evoe, Briseos!8
PoI 638-32 reaches into his jacket and produces a thyrsus, a ceremonial staff topped with a pinecone. He waits beside the door for the MTF E-6 personnel to enter, and strikes them in the head and groin with the thyrsus, incapacitating them. He steps out into the hallway, and heads for the front entrance of the police station. Three Foundation agents are standing in the station's front room, and draw their firearms when they notice PoI 638-32.
PoI 638-32: Evoe, Bromios!9
The volume of PoI 638-32's voice increases significantly in volume, to the point that it overloads all recording devices in the immediate vicinity; it is estimated that the ambient volume in the station's entryway was around 160 dB, well beyond the human threshold of pain. All Foundation and civilian personnel in the station are incapacitated by the noise, and PoI 638-32 is able to leave the station unimpeded. After leaving the station, he does not appear on any surveillance footage, although eyewitness accounts indicate that he walked westward into the forest outside of town.
Following Incident 638-27.5.2011, several adult instances of SCP-638 displayed some of the anomalous abilities used by PoI 638-32, including the ability to transmute water into wine and shout at volumes that are dangerous to human hearing. Containment procedures are currently under review.
tags: alive animal compulsion humanoid sentient sexual species religious reproductive omnivorous scp euclid
This is a rewrite of the original SCP-638, written by Skali Sharpnose. The core of the concept was "an anomalous entity that inspired the myth of Dionysus"; I took the last paragraph about there being more instances of this thing out there and just ran with it. this treats the original 638 as the initial containment documentation, and then asks the question "wait what if this guy is more like a chimp that can mimic speech than a human". it's sort of an in-universe rewrite.
image is public domain from wikimedia commons.
crit from Rounderhouse,
Modern_Erasmus, probably some other people but it's been a while
Photo of SCP-638 taken during initial recovery.
Item #: SCP-638
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-638 is to remain in lock-down at Site-33 at all times. Female personnel are not to interact with SCP-638 in any way nor come within thirty (30) meters of SCP-638's containment cell. SCP-638's cell is ten (10) meters by fifteen (15) meters. Ongoing attempts at operant conditioning of SCP-638 incorporates rewards and punishments through room furnishings. SCP-638 has responded well to this conditioning, despite an incident during which it seems SCP-638 discerned the nature of the conditioning and became enraged. Any of these items may be removed as a result of misbehavior by SCP-638. SCP-638's containment cell currently contains:
Twenty (20) inches of dirt over the concrete floor, covered in grass.
Three (3) potted Olive trees (Olea europaea).
One (1) trellis of Common Ivy (Hedera helix).
Botanical grow lights and automated watering system to maintain the grass and other plants.
SCP-638 has special dietary concerns. SCP-638 seems unwilling or unable to ingest any cooked food. Testing determined that raw meat, from any mammal, will sustain SCP-638. SCP-638 also demands wine constantly, though it is restricted as a special reward.
Description: SCP-638 appears to be a male human of slim build, hairless and extensively scarred. SCP-638 is covered almost completely in burn scars resulting from [DATA EXPUNGED]. While SCP-638 has been shown to heal at an abnormal rate, directly proportional to SCP-638's consumption of raw flesh and wine, the scar tissue remains and hair has not regrown. SCP-638 seems to understand English and is responsive to commands, but is either unable or unwilling to reply. SCP-638 has issued demands, but these come in the form of one or two word shouts in the Boetian sub-dialect of Aeolic Ancient Greek. To date, SCP-638 has demanded wine, ivy, olive trees, grass for the floor, freedom, women, live animals, a drum, a flute, and a view of the sky. Initially SCP-638 became violent upon not being appeased, demonstrating great strength and speed in short bursts. SCP-638 is responsible for the deaths of several security personnel and staff members, including Dr. ██████████. When completely enraged, SCP-638 has been able to dent steel with blows, easily lift and throw a grown man, and break restraints. When enraged, SCP-638 has also demonstrated the ability to shout with great volume and force, shattering glass and deafening personnel. These shouts vary in intensity, with the strongest having blown a steel door off of its hinges. Audio analysis of SCP-638's voice and shouts has revealed similarities in resonance to the calls of several animals, including male lions and bears, as well as certain bird calls. These outbursts invariably lead to periods of lethargy if the subject's hunger and thirst are not satisfied, so starvation has been used effectively as a behavioral control when coercion fails.
SCP-638 has demonstrated a strong psychic or empathic influence over women within an estimated radius of twenty (20) meters. Any females entering within this range will be compelled to be in SCP-638's presence, and once there will lose all inhibition. This manifests differently in each subject, depending on their personality and history. One commonality is their tendency to dance and jump and shout in a wild fashion. If allowed to persist, the subjects will dance until they drop from exhaustion and are physically unable to continue. Attempts to remove female subjects from SCP-638's presence result in violent responses from both SCP-638 and all affected subjects. Once successfully removed from the range of the effect, subjects demonstrate full memory of their actions, and if they did something they would otherwise not have done, as is often the case, they feel intensely ashamed and will not willingly approach SCP-638 again. SCP-638 has on several occasions used the affected subjects in order to attempt escape. Affected subjects demonstrate greater than normal physical strength and agility, and post-mortem examination revealed elevated levels of adrenaline as well as an unknown chemical compound consisting of [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-638 seems to control the subjects' actions through some form of mental suggestion as there is no verbal communication. Research into the possibility of telepathy is ongoing.
SCP-638 was discovered in the smoldering remains of a mountain compound in [DATA EXPUNGED], barely alive. Though no other survivors were found, the remains of fifteen (15) (presumably) human females were uncovered in the ruins. Too little of the remains survived [DATA EXPUNGED] for a full autopsy, but skeletal remains showed no abnormalities. SCP-638 has given no indication that there were any others of its kind present at the compound, but this is not certain. Interrogation in conjunction with extreme nutrient deprivation revealed that others do exist, though they do not form communities apart from their groups of enthralled women. To date the subject has not revealed the location of any others, but interrogation is ongoing.
Classics 353/History 373: Ancient History - Rome
The Third Occult War, 218-313
Prof. Maisie Sinclair - ude.reed|mrialcnis#ude.reed|mrialcnis
Spring 2019 - MWF 1:10-2:30 - Wormwood B13
Office Hours MWF 3:00-4:00, TH 1:30-3:00, Wormwood 402
Course Overview:
In this course, we will study the occult history of the 3rd and early 4th centuries in the Roman Empire and its neighbors, focusing on the series of conflicts and crises now referred to as the Third Occult War (N.B.: some scholars refer to this as the Second Occult War, and several of the assigned readings use that nomenclature; we will be addressing this topic in more depth in Week 13). Beginning with the ascension of the Syrian sun-priest Elagabalus to the Roman throne and ending with Constantine's proclamation of official tolerance of Christianity, the Third Occult War caused major political and religious changes in the Roman Empire. We will investigate the driving factors behind this extended conflict, and explore how the changes it wrought shaped the modern world.
Required Reading:
The following texts are available from the Deer bookstore:
- Anthony the Stoudite. Secret Histories. Translated and edited by Stephen Crawford. Worshipful Company of Stationers and Newspaper Makers, 2011. (ANTHONY)
- Crawford, Stephen, editor. The Third Occult War: Selected Contemporary Accounts. ICSUT University Press, 2009. (CRAWFORD)
- Lo Forte, Gian Marco. Early Christian Theurgy: Theory and Practice. Medicea Accademia Dell'Arte Occulta, 2014. (THEURGY)
- Lo Forte, Gian Marco, and Antonia Lucchese. Man Bites God: The Third-Century Theomachy. Medicea Accademia Dell'Arte Occulta, 2016. (THEOMACHY)
- Maeon of Palmyra. The Life of the True Empress Zenobia. Translated and edited by Ethan Bozeman. ICSUT University Press, 1983. (MAEON)
- Southern, Pat. The Roman Empire from Severus to Constantine. Routledge, 2001. (SOUTHERN)
- Thomas of Rhodes. The Inheritance of Constantine. Translated by Tom Rose. Carter & Carter, 2003. (THOMAS)
A limited number of copies are also available on reserve at the library. If you feel that you cannot afford to purchase some or all of these books, talk to me and I'll see what I can do. All other assigned reading is available on the Moodle - please either print out these readings or bring your laptop/tablet to class, as we will be referencing them during discussion.
Expectations:
I expect everyone to come to class on time and ready to participate in discussion. If you need to be late or absent for a class, contact me at least two classes in advance if possible and I'll give you a short writing assignment to recover the missed participation credit. If you don't contact me far enough in advance you cannot recover the credit. Because so much of your grade is based on participation, more than 4 unexcused absences WILL result in a failing grade for the class.
Grade Breakdown:
| Participation | 65% |
|---|---|
| Weekly Quizzes | 5% |
| Midterm Paper | 10% |
| Final Paper | 20% |
N.B.: If you are a Classics or History Junior who has chosen to qual in this class, you will NOT be required to submit a midterm paper, but your qual term paper will be 30% of your grade. Please consult with me and your academic adviser before week 3 about the expectations of the qual essay.
Course Timeline:
In the past, this course has had a day-by-day schedule of readings and discussion questions. I have learned over the last couple years that given the general environment of Three Portlands and the nature of the topic any such attempt at precise scheduling is a grave error. Instead, I've divided the course up into topics by weeks, and will be assigning more specific readings and handing out discussion questions the week before they're required; I'll also be posting them to the course page on the Moodle.
WEEK 1: ROME BEFORE THE WAR
The first week of class will be spent discussing the historical background, both mundane and occult, that would eventually lead to the Third Occult War and the associated Crisis of the Third Century. We'll spend the first class on the political situation of the third-century Empire, including the rise of the army as a major political force, the slow decay of the last trappings of republicanism, and the early Severan dynasty, especially Septimius Severus, Rome's first non-human emperor. On the second day, we'll examine the religious situation in the Empire, focusing on the major mystery religions that would play a large role in the coming conflict—the cults of Mekhane, Sol Invictus, and Jesus Christ. And the third class will be devoted entirely to Elagabalus, the emperor whose faith in an obscure Syrian solar deity led to a hundred years of magical conflict.
READINGS:
- Marius Maximus, Caesares ch. 9-12 ("Septimius Leo", "Geta", "Caracalla" & "Elagabalus"), trans. Stephen Crawford.
- Ursula Brandt, "To Starve the Soul: Damnatio Memoriae and Roman Funerary Offerings," Katabasis 19.3: 105-147.
- SOUTHERN, 23-49.
WEEK 2
WEEK 3
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WEEK 5
WEEK 6
WEEK 7
WEEK 8
SPRING BREAK - Midterm paper due by 11:59:59 PM Sunday
WEEK 9
WEEK 10
WEEK 11
WEEK 12
WEEK 13
Outline of the 3rd occult war:
218 - Elagabalus becomes emperor
219 - Elagabalus initiated into cult of Cybele
220 - Elagabalus makes his deity, also named Elagabalus, into the supreme god of the Roman pantheon; rededicates temple of Juppiter Victor to Sol Invictus Heliogabalus; moves sacred objects of Vesta, Cybele, etc into the new Heliogabalum and tries to get Jews, Christians, and Mekhanites to do the same.
222 - Elagabalus is assassinated by the Praetorian Guard. Alexander Severus is declared emperor at age 13. An angry mob lynches Callixtus, Bishop of Rome.
Someone Massacres The Mekhanites
Invisigoths
The Demiurge Eats The Greco-Roman Pantheon
313 - Constantine issues the Edict of Milan, officially tolerating Christianity.
tags: deer-college tale broken-god
I'd like to thank the Reed College Classics Department for falling for the longest con of all and actually giving me a degree.
WEEK 1: ROME BEFORE THE WAR
The first week of class will be spent on the historical background, examining the mundane and
Mon Jan 28 - Mundane Historical Background
READINGS:
DISCUSSION QUESTIONS:
Wed Jan 30 - Occult Historical Background
READINGS:
DISCUSSION QUESTIONS:
Fri Feb 1 - The Early Severans
READINGS:
- Ursula Brandt, "To Starve the Soul: Damnatio Memoriae and Roman Funerary Offerings," Katabasis 19.3: 105-147.
- Marius Maximus, Caesares ch. 4 ("Septimius Leo") & 6 ("Caracalla and Geta"), trans. Stephen Crawford.
- SOUTHERN, 23-49
DISCUSSION QUESTIONS:
- What can the acceptance of a lion as Emperor tell us about the Roman Empire's attitude toward ethnicity and race?
- How effective were the damnationes memoriae of Macrinus and Geta? What does the practice of damnatio memoriae tell us about the Roman approach to historiography?
WEEK 2: ELAGABALUS AND THE LATER SEVERANS
Mon Feb 4 - Elagabalus and Sol Invictus
READINGS:
- Thomas Sheldon, "
- ANTHONY 43-67
- SOUTHERN 50-63
DISCUSSION QUESTIONS:
Wed Feb 6 - Initial Skirmishes
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Fri Feb 8 - The Last Severan
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WEEK 3:
Mon Feb 11
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Mon Mar 18
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SPRING BREAK - MAR 23-MAR 31
SAT MAR 31 - MIDTERM PAPER DUE BY 11:59:59 PM
WEEK 9:
Mon Apr 1
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Mon Apr 15
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WEEK 12: CONSTANTINE THE GREAT
**Mon Apr 22 - **
READINGS:
- THOMAS iii - xx, 2-47
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WEEK 13: REPERCUSSIONS AND PERSPECTIVES
Mon Apr 29
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TUE MAY 14 - FINAL PAPER DUE BY 11:59:59 PM
A Dinner with Mr. Dark
It was on the 6th of April, in the Year of Our Lord 1872, that I was able to secure an invitation to a dinner held at the townhouse of one Mr. Leopold Dark, in London. As M. Verne's novel regarding the voyages of the Nautilus had just been published in England, I believe that Mr. Dark was eager to meet the captain of that great vessel; and while I was quick to correct his mistake, the invitation stood. (I myself met the man some years later, at a members-only club in Istanbul with the most delightfully disorienting mesmeric patterns in its wallpaper, but that is a tale for another time.) The dinner took place three days later, on the 9th; other than Mr. Dark and myself, there were around a dozen diners present, including Messrs. Ezekiel Marshall and James Carter, with whom Mr. Dark owns a trading company of some renown.
A full ekphrasis of the dining room itself could fill a whole book, containing as it did so many trophies and curios from Mr. Dark's long career, but I will limit myself to describing just a few of the more notable pieces in the collection. The table and its accompanying chairs had originally been created for Louis the Sixteenth himself, in a Venetian workshop whose clientele included Ottoman sultans and Habsburg emperors; it was en route on one of Mr. Dark's grandfather's ships when the Revolution started, and brought instead to his Amsterdam warehouse, whence it made its way to London. Upon the walls were mounted a number of taxidermied animal heads, including a great ape of the "Ye-Teh" or "Sasskwatch" family; a bull unicorn, its horn a good two feet long and still wickedly sharp; and a manticore, kept alive despite its decapitation through some ungodly art, temporarily muzzled to prevent its pitiful wheezing from disturbing the diners. Beside these there were displays of weaponry and armaments, from a bronze spear carried by Agamemnon at Ilium to a sort of phlogiston-thrower developed for use in the Royal Navy's abortive lunar campaign. The table's centerpiece was an inverted-time floral display, which at the start of the meal was withered and dead; as the meal progressed, the flowers regained their color, progressing backwards through the seasons, until by the dessert course they were closed green buds.
Of course, my main reason for accepting the invitation was not to enjoy the decor, but to study Mr. Dark's security arrangements, and note the locations of some choice objets d'art that I might be able to make use of or to sell to one of my more discreet associates. His house had the most fascinating warding scheme around it, an interlocked maze of alarms and shields reminiscent of the wards around the treasure-house of Babylon;
tags: goi-format marshall-carter-and-dark nobody _nobody
originally i wrote this for the jamcon2020 "delicious" theme but that clearly didn't pan out

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.s "myran"
Querying "myran"…
73 texts found.
About the Nature of the Stars, Chapter 17;
Against Ortotha, Chapters 5, 11-13, 27;
The Apostle in India, Chapter 57;
Banned and Proscribed Cults, Book 12, Chapter 1-6;
The Bleeding-Sky Sutra, Adhyāya 1, Pāda 7;
and 68 more.
.s "myran" +year-min "200" +year-max "600" +sort "date"
Querying "myran", after 200 AD, before 800 AD, sorting by date…
N texts found.
Travels in Persia and India, Chapter 8, Sections 3-4
The Bleeding-Sky Sutra, Adhyāya 1, Pāda 7;
On the Eastern Martyrs, Chapter 13
Letters of Haemarch Theophanos Onteios, 22
Travels in Persia and India
Demetrius Macellus, c. 230 AD
tags: ethnography non-canonical hellenic ortothan koine-greek
3 The Hortothai of Bactria, called by their neighbors Haematastroi10, are a race of short and stocky men, dark-skinned like Africans; they speak both Greek, which they learned from the Empire of the Seleucids, and a language of their own, which they say was taught to them by the gods. 2 Their greatest city is Myranopolis, and the rulers of every one of their cities look to its queen for guidance in times of strife. They hold curious beliefs about the gods and their worship, which I will now describe. 3 They revere seven of the Olympians, who they call the Koroteusai; but they claim that all but three of the gods are dead, slain long before the current age by the Titans' attempts to escape Tartatus and enter once more the mortal world. 4 Like us, they revere Zeus as king of the gods, who, they claim, sacrificed himself in the first Titanomachy, sending the whole host of Titans back to their home in the Pit. 5 Ares, they call Uronos, and Hephaestus, Eobos; in their legends, the brothers killed each other in a duel many years ago, and the ferocity of that duel, the Hortothai claim, covered the surface of Ares' star11 with blood and fire, which is why it appears red to our eyes. 6 Athena, who they call Rhakmos, they name the queen of the still-living gods; it is for this reason that the Hortothai choose queens to lead them, unless there is a man of incredible virtue in their nation12.
4 Neseres is their name for Apollo, and he is called also Amnemonos, the Forgotten One, because his death came at the hands of his worshippers, who forgot his name for a time and starved him of sacrifices. 2 They also worship Hermes under the name Ioronos, who they credit with the invention of the wondrous arts13 and of their own language, although not other mortal languages. 3 Artemis, they call Myran,14 [ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ ] [she brought?] the destruction [of?] [ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ ] [they say?] she [still?] lives [ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ ] [or?] so they claim. 4 They also revere Hades and Persephone, as Bernyx and Kornyx, although they do not give them equal status with the Olympians. 5 They believe that the gods are always locked in combat with the Titans, called in their language the Boruteutoi, who were imprisoned in Tartarus upon the creation of this world and are always trying to break free; 6 sacrifices of blood, given freely by the worshipers in the manner of the Galli and Bellonari15, are said to replenish the gods' own blood, which they lose in their endless war.
The Bleeding-Sky Sutra
Sri Swami Gahaninath, c. 370 AD
tags: theology non-canonical ortothan sanskrit
Seventh Pāda16
1. Amyranal[usan is the Seventh Sacred One]
2. [Their weapons are] seven <dha->17 [which they hold in their seven arms]
3. [Their colour is the colour] beyond [colour]18
4. [And with this colour are their shrines and altars to be painted]
5. [The day of their worship is Amyranavāsara, which is called also Śanivāsara19]
Lives of the Eastern Martyrs
Pseudo-Nestorius of Baghdad, c 550 AD
tags: hagiography apocryphal christian nestorian syriac-aramaic
13
Letters of Onteios
Haemarch Theophanos Onteios, c. 580 AD
tags: theology philosophy correspondence non-canonical ortothan koine-greek
Letter 22
To Gaius Aemilianus Lemmius, Haemophant of Neapolis,
Theophanos Onteios, Haemophant of Constantinople, greets you with a heart full of sorrow. We have lost one of the Koru-Teusa. Myran-leusan is no more.
I know not whether their death was caused by the eternal struggle with the Voruteut or by some battle one of the greater or lesser gods of the cosmos. I do not, for that matter, even know that they were killed; like forgotten Nesren-leusan, they simply disappeared. But
Pope Moechus V—Just Moe, to her friends—awoke with a real son-of-a-bitch of a hangover. She'd been out clubbing last night with a few of the anarcho-gnostic poets who lived in the squat next door, and those guys had a hookup for a Japanese absinthe brand that was illegal to sell or consume on this side of the Pacific, Ultimate Wormwood something. Moe was pretty sure it was hallucinogenic, but the poets might've doped it with something; their particular sect taught that mushrooms and acid were holy sacraments, after all, so it wouldn't be a surprise. She briefly remembered the party coming back to her place—that would explain the bed's other occupants, a heavily-tattooed pair whose noms de plume Moe couldn't quite remember—but most of the night was simply a blur of bad EDM, sweaty masses of dancing bodies, and way too much of the green fairy.
Moe's bed-buddies—both of whom were, disappointingly, fully clothed, though that was probably for the best—were dead to the world, so she had to climb over one of them to escape. She barely made it to the bathroom before puking. She'd never been happier that her roommates kept leaving the toilet seat up.
The Interfaith House of Prayer was packed, as it was every Sunday. The vinyl upholstery of the pews held a hundred butts, and a couple dozen more waited outside for a vacancy. Acolytes roamed the sanctuary in their colorful regalia, bestowing sacraments upon the worshipers and accepting their tithes. It was in the next room, the holy of holies, that the real work was done, by a cabal of priests who jealously guarded their secrets, the invocations and formulae that allowed them to form a bridge between the mortal world and the divine. It was an intricate dance, a sacred ritual that had gone almost uninterrupted, twenty-four hours a day, for nigh on thirty years; only massive catastrophes, events that shook the whole city to its bones, could pause it, and then only for hours, days at most. It was an institution, a sacred refuge, a spot of hope in an increasingly hopeless world.
"ORDER UP FOR 37!" Pope Gryps Phallacious shouted, as they slapped a corned beef hash and a short stack of blueberry-buckwheat pancakes under the heat lamp. Neither of them were special orders, unfortunately, with no more mojo in them than they naturally absorbed from such a mystically potent kitchen. Sundays were the worst for that; most customers, sure, but fewer true devotees of the House's teachings, their weird mutant brand of Unitarianism that held as its cornerstone the sanctity of the all-night diner. Gryps themself was a Discordian, primarily, but the truth of the House's message could not be denied, and their fellow chef-priests, a motley assortment drawn from a dozen traditions, shared that truth.
The morning passed in a blur, as Sunday mornings always did. Silvia Penne-Rigati (a Pastafarian theurge, clad as always in her ceremonial colander-crown) was testing out a breakfast lasagna, which sold out before ten o'clock. The Robinsons, a married couple who'd been at the House since the beginning, had a fight over the texture of the hollandaise that nearly came to blows, and were now glaring daggers at each other from opposite ends of the kitchen. Frank Zhu's idiotic cowboy hat caught fire; the eggs were briefly haunted by the ghosts of a thousand unborn chickens; and a patron got belligerent after a few too many bloody marys and had to be escorted from the premises.
There were a half-dozen others working the kitchen this morning, as there always were, seven being a number of great mystical potency (Gryps, of course, believed five was more powerful). There was Silvia Penne-Rigati, a Pastafarian theurge, meticulously assembling a breakfast lasagna. Beside her were Reverend Billy Davis, proud owner of the best damn biscuits and gravy recipe this side of the Mason-Dixon line, and "Cowboy" Zhu, a Texan Daoist who claimed to have achieved immortality by bribing a celestial bureaucrat with his huevos rancheros. The Robinsons, Marcellus and Susannah, were two of the Interfaith House of Prayer's founders, true Universalists who did their best to worship any god who would have them; Sue was having a quick smoke break out back, and Marc was

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Abraxas Group Product Record PP-NEU-0127
But after a thousand years of bondage, the people of Adi-üm had forgotten who they were. The Old Tongue was not spoken in the herding-camps. The shamans' bloodlines knew the sacred rites of blood and bone no longer. Even ION had forgotten his own destiny, his true soul concealing itself even from him behind the mask of servitude. And so was Adi-üm forgotten for a time, as ION grew from boy to man, chained and alone.
Sone Suraas, Chapter 220

Brand Name(s): AncestRecall
Internal Name: Ancestral Memory Recollection Serum
Subsidiary: Pronoia Pharmaceuticals, Neurology Division
Product ID Number: PP-NEU-0127
Record Opened: 02.07.2017
Opened By: Nestor Gavras (GAVNES-PP-0161)
Most Recent Edit: 17.04.2018
Most Recent Editor: Alexander Croÿ (CROALE-AA-0001)
Authorized External Distributor(s): N/A (Available only to those of the Old Blood, by special order)
Wholesale Price: $5,000/€4,400 per 100cc (20 standard doses)
Suggested Retail Price: N/A
Product Details
When Nadox was an infant, he saw another infant starve at his mother's empty breast so a noble girl could eat. When Nadox was a boy, he saw another boy beaten to death so a noble maiden could hear his screams. When Nadox was a youth, he saw another youth bleed to death so a noble matron could look young again. And when Nadox was a man, he saw another man starve a baby, and beat a boy, and bleed a youth, so a noble sorceress would give him her favor. And Nadox swore then that no more would die unless their death helped the many, not the few.
Sone Suraas, Chapter 421
Short Description: PP-NEU-0127 is a drug cocktail that leads to partial or total recollection of ancestral memories.
Active Ingredients:
- Cannabidiol (neurogenesis stimulation) 30 mg/dose
- Huperzine A (acetylcholinesterase inhibition) 200 μg/dose
- Component PP-NEU-0127-ST, "Tears of Nadox" (esoteric catalyst) 75 μg/dose
Dosage:
- For recollection of events only:
- As nasal spray: one spray in each nostril, once per day.
- As eye drops: one drop in each eye, once per day.
- For recollection of events and specialized knowlege:
- As nasal spray: two sprays in each nostril, twice per day
- As eye drops: two drops in each eye, twice per day.
- For complete personality replacement via overdose:
- 100cc administered via intrathecal injection.
Synthesis Summary:
- Cannabidiol extracted from Cannabis sativa supsp. indica as detailed in Product Record SB-BOT-1044, "High-CBD Cannabis Strain".
- Huperzine A extracted from Huperzia serrata var. samael as detailed in Product Record SB-BOT-0729, "Nootropic Firmoss".
- Synthesis of Component PP-NEU-0127-ST detailed below.
Side Effects:
- Headache
- Nausea
- Diarrhea
- Lachrymation
- High blood pressure
- Short-term memory loss
- Hallucinations
- Seizure
- Overdose may cause:
- Partial or total amnesia
- Partial or total personality replacement
- Moderate to severe brain damage
- Liver failure
Component PP-NEU-0127-ST
They tore out his tongue, so he could not speak; but he still gave sermons with his eyes, and with his hands, and with his beating heart. They sewed shut his lips, so he could not eat or drink; but he subsisted on truth, and on beauty, and on hope for ION. They cut off his testicles, so he could not breed; but his legacy lives on in his thoughts, and in his deeds, and in his living blood.
Sone Suraas, Chapter 722
Component Name: Tears of Nadox
Short Description: Component PP-NEU-0127-ST is an esoteric chemical produced from the processing of human pineal and lacrimal glands in a specially-prepared biological construct.
Synthesis: Component PP-NEU-0127-ST is produced by Product SB-KIR-0041, "Kiraak of the Weeping Rite", via Ritual Process SOL-12, "Rite of Blessed Weeping" (detailed below). It is isolated and purified by means of Ritual Process ADW-32, "Sulkisk's Sieve".
Production History: Component PP-NEU-0127-ST is an important reagent in several Solomonari Ritual Processes not currently used by the Group; before the creation of SB-KIR-0041, it was produced at a much less efficient rate using Product SB-KIR-0002, "Next-Generation Flesh-Cauldron", or by the Akuloth of a descendant of the Old Blood who has undergone Ritual Process SOL-03, "The Suffering of Nadox".
Ritual Process SOL-12
Nadox wept. He wept for the children born into slavery. He wept for the men and women who would die before they could be freed. He wept for the warriors who would die for the freedom of others. He wept for ION most of all: ION who he had not met, ION who he would free, ION who would free him. But he did not weep for himself.
The Litany of Weeping, from Sone Suraas, Chapter 923
Name: "Blessed Weeping" (Old Tongue: "Kyenillë Syunatti")
Origin: The Carpathian Solomonari (via House Vörös and the Order of the White Worm)
Material Requirements:
- Several human pineal and lacrimal glands, preferably fresh24 (the Offerings).
- A Völutaar of the Old Blood who has undergone Ritual Process SOL-03, "The Suffering of Nadox"25 (the Sufferer).
- Either a Kiraak shaped for this ritual or SB-KIR-0002, "Next-Generation Flesh-Cauldron"26 (the Vessel).
- One bone needle.
Products:
- The Sacred Tears of Nadox the Wise (dilute in solution).
Byroducts:
- Human cerebrospinal fluid
- Assorted neurotransmitters
- Psychotropic compounds27
Procedure:
- The Offerings are placed into the digestion basin(s) of the Vessel.
- The Sufferer's Akuloth releases a small amount of the Sacred Tears into their bloodstream, to act as a catalyst for the reaction.
- The Sufferer inserts the bone needle into each of their tear ducts so that blood will mix with their tears.
- Over the basin(s), the Sufferer weeps for every ancestor whom they have forgotten. The tears should all fall within the basin(s).
- The Sufferer speaks the Litany of Weeping, seals the Vessel, and waits for the reaction to complete.
- The solution of the Product and the Byproducts is harvested from the Vessel's excretion basin.
Ritual Process ADW-32
When Nadox, at the end of his journey, saw ION, he wept as he never wept before. The tears formed a pool; and ION went down into the pool and bathed, and took a deep drink of the salty liquor, and remembered himself; and this was the end of the first Ordeal. When the weeping stopped and Nadox beheld the man before him, he did what he had never done before: he smiled.
Sone Valosh, Chapter 17 (apocryphal)28
Name: "Sulkist's Sieve"
Origin: Adytum's Wake (adapted by Karcist Sulkist from the similar but less-efficient Ritual Process SOL-14, "Szabo's Sieve")
Material Requirements:
- A bearer of the White Worm with functioning tear-ducts (the Celebrant)
- One liter of the solution produced by Ritual Process SOL-12 (the Solution)
- A vessel made of a non-reactive metal (the Chalice)
- One canister of Product AA-CHE-0271, "Tac-Lac", or other military-grade lachrymator agent
- A disciple of the Old Blood with training in dictation, fluent in all languages spoken by the Celebrant (the Assistant)
Products:
- The Sacred Tears of Nadox the Wise
Byproducts:
- A possibly prophetic trance in the Celebrant
Procedure:
- The Assistant pours the Solution into the Chalice and places it before the Celebrant.
- The Celebrant drinks the solution, rinsing the Chalice with water to ensure every drop is imbibed.
- The Assistant records everything said by the Celebrant during their trance, and collects all Tears shed by the Celebrant in the Vessel.
- When the Celebrant has not spoken for over one minute, the Assistant sprays them with the lachrymator agent, and again collects all Tears shed by the Celebrant in the Vessel.
- After the trance has passed, the Celebrant is treated for the effects of the lachrymator agent.
Additional Documentation
Product Request, 02.07.2017
Ion said to Lovataar, "Let your loins be fruitful. Bear children, monsters, cancers and plagues. All that comes from your flesh is sacred, for it contains the knowledge of my words and deeds. Only if your line is scoured from the earth, each scrap of bone and sinew burned, each insect that has bitten you destroyed utterly, will that knowledge be lost. The blood cannot forget; it can only learn.
Sone Tal, Chapter 1329
From: Janós Vörös (krad.liamuaht|sorov.j#krad.liamuaht|sorov.j)
To: Alexander Croÿ (ten.saxarba.aa|elaorc#ten.saxarba.aa|elaorc)
Subject: New Kin and Old
Cousin,
I hope this new year finds you well. We welcomed a new grandchild into our family this week—Aurélia and Filip's daughter. She was named Zsuzsana, and in the old tongue Kerulya, after our grandmother. Her blood is strong and pure, like her namesake. I daresay that if she shows a talent for the art of Lihakut'ak, she may be Karcist some day, if Great-Uncle Szandor ever retires.
In less fortunate news, the search for the wisdom of our honored ancestor, Karcist Kezsdet, has hit dead end after dead end. I fear that the secret knowledge of the last of the Solomonari was burned with him by the accursed Turks. But I believe that we may still have a chance to recover that knowledge: after all, did Ion not say "the blood cannot forget; it can only learn"? We have the blood of Kezsdet in our veins, so we only need to remember.
There is, I will admit, an ulterior motive for this message. I wish to commission a product from your corporation. I want to unlock the secret mysteries in our blood, to recover the wisdom of not only Kezsdet but all our other fallen forefathers—and, if I am not being too bold, of Ion himself. I can, of course, pay handsomely; and I can suggest a place to start, with the Rite of Blessed Weeping and the Tears of Nadox.
Yours in blood,
Janós
Selected Drug Trial Summaries, 05.08.2017 - 21.11.2017
Treat the sickness, not the host, and the host will become sick once more; treat the host, and not the sickness, and the sickness will move to another host. Treat the sickness and the host together, and they will become one flesh, one life, one truth. God is the sickness, life is the host; I am the physician.
Epigrams of ION, Book 4, No. 1230
Trial PP-NEU-0127-005
Date(s): 05.08.2017 - 26.08.2017
Supervisor(s): Nestor Gavras (GAVNES-PP-0161)
Subject(s): Volunteers of impure blood, ages 22-30, divided into three groups of 12 subjects each.Procedure: Trial took place over the course of three weeks. Group A was given one drop of saline solution in each eye once daily. Group B was given one drop of standard solution in each eye once daily. Group C was given two drops in each eye and two sprays in each nostril of standard solution daily.
Results: Group A reported no unusual results.
After five days, members of Group B reported unusually vivid dreams. These dreams were internally consistent, and subjects knew that, in the dreams, they were experiencing events from the lives of their parents or grandparents31. All dreams took place before the birth of the subject, although dreams in which the subjects experienced their grandparents' lives did not necessarily take place before their parents' births. Dreams continued for the duration of the study, increasing in duration and length. All dreams were later confirmed as accurate representations of events from the lives of subjects' parents and grandparents.
After two days, members of Group C reported unusually vivid dreams. Dreams began as events from the lives of subjects' parents and grandparents, but moved back to earlier generations as the study progressed. After ten days, subjects began to remember the skills and knowledge of their ancestors. Three subjects demonstrated knowledge of languages that one or more of their immediate ancestors (within three generations) were fluent in32, which they could not understand prior to the study; ten subjects33 demonstrated knowledge of cooking and/or handicrafts consistent with their parents and/or grandparents; subjects C-4 and C-7 demonstrated knowledge of advanced mathematics consistent with a grandparent's education, with no previous mathematical experience.
Trial PP-NEU-0127-007
Date(s): 17.08.2017 - 17.09.2017
Supervisor(s): Nestor Gavras (GAVNES-PP-0161)
Subject(s): Volunteers of impure blood, ages 19-27, divided into four groups of 3 subjects each.Procedure: Group A was administered 50cc of saline solution via intrathecal injection. Group B was administered 50cc of standard solution via intrathecal injection. Group C was administered 100cc of standard solution via intrathecal injection. Group D was administered 150cc of standard solution via intrathecal injection. All groups were monitored for one month.
Results: Group A reported no unusual results.
Members of Group B experienced significant cognitive abnormalities, beginning approximately 12 hours after injection. All members of Group B reported replacement of long-term memories with analogous events in the lives of ancestors (up to three generations removed). Subject B-1 experienced significant bodily dysmorphia linked to memories of his great-grandfather's loss of both legs in the First World War. Subject B-2 manifested thaumatological abilities; the source of these abilities is unknown, although is hypothesized to be subject's maternal grandmother. Subject B-3 manifested symptoms of major depressive disorder and obsessive-compulsive disorder, consistent with family medical history. All subjects experienced significant gender dysphoria.
Members of Group C experienced progressive memory and personality replacement over the next several days. All members of Group C had their personalities completely replaced with an individual (deceased) ancestor. Subject C-1 had the memories and personality of her mother, up until the subject's birth. Subject C-2 had the memories and personality of his paternal grandmother, up until her death several years before the subject's birth. Subject C-3 had the memories and personality of his paternal grandfather, up until the subject's birth. Subjects C-1 and C-3 reported initial disorientation and then mild dysmorphia due to differences in body type and facial appearance; subject C-2 reported significant bodily dysmorphia and gender dysphoria, and also exhibited symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder, presumably resulting from her memories of her own death.
All members of Group D expired from generalized tonic-clonic seizure within one hour of injection.
Addendum, 22.02.2018: Subjects were contacted after six months and interviewed. Subjects from group A reported no unusual side-effects.
Subjects from Group B experienced a number of lingering psychological effects, and had taken steps to address those issues. Subject B-1 identified as a transgender man, and was undergoing hormone replacement therapy; at the subject's request, both legs were amputated. Subject B-1 refused the organic prostheses offered (Product SB-AUG-0060), preferring mechanical prostheses. Subject B-2 identified as non-binary, and had significantly modified their body by means of thaumatological ritual; subject was offered a position with Group member Trismegistus Thaumotronics, and accepted (see Employee File LIUKIM-TT-0241). Subject B-3 was a patient at a mental hospital in Dusseldorf, Germany; the subject had been diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder, with two secondary personalities that corresponded to their mother and paternal grandfather.
The ancestral personalities of subjects from Group C remained stable. Subject C-1 had found employment as a secretary, and was in a romantic relationship with a man who bore a strong resemblance to the subject's father (i.e. the ancestral personality's husband). Subject C-2 was undergoing hormone replacement therapy and expressed interest in breast augmentation, facial feminization and sex reassignment surgeries, although did not identify as a transgender woman. Subject C-3 had enlisted in the Russian army34 and at the time of interview was stationed in the Crimean Peninsula; the subject expressed dissatisfaction at the lack of "a real war to fight", and intended to seek employment as a private mercenary after his term of service.
Trial PP-NEU-0127-010
Date(s):** 01.10.2017 - 28.10.2017
Supervisor(s): Nestor Gavras (GAVNES-PP-0161)
Subject(s): Three volunteers of impure blood, ages 22, 24, and 27Procedure: Subjects are to be administered 100cc of standard solution via intrathecal injection. After one week to allow stabilization of ancestral personalities, this procedure is to be repeated, for a total of four weeks.
Week 1: Subject A's memories and personality were replaced by those of his paternal grandfather. Subject B's memories and personality were replaced by those of her father. Subject C's memories and personality were replaced by those of his maternal grandfather. All personalities stabilized after four days; subject A exhibited symptoms of post-traumatic stress disorder related to memories of his own death.
Week 2:
Trial PP-NEU-0127-012
Date(s): 07.01.2018 - 05.03.2018
Supervisor(s): Nestor Gavras (GAVNES-PP-0161), György Vörös (VORGYO-PP-0042)
Subject(s): One volunteer of pure blood
Research Proposal, 12.04.2018
I will never return. This is not prophecy, not promise, not guesswork. I simply know. I know I will never return, because I could never leave.
Third Oration to the Defenders, Verse 735
Research Proposal PP-NEU-0127-043
Proposed By: György Vörös (VORGYO-PP-0042)
Subjects Required: Volunteers of the purest possible bloodPurpose: To resurrect Lord Ion and/or his consort Lovataar via repeated generational regression.
Procedure: Subject is to be administered 100cc of standard PP-NEU-0127 solution via intrathecal injection. When the ancestral personality has stabilized, its identity and pedigree will be established; if the ancestor in question is also of pure blood, the procedure is to be repeated. With an estimated 150 generations between us and the fall of the Deathless Empire, and an average of three generations of regression per dose, approximately 50 weekly injections should regress the subject to the time of Ion. If volunteers are drawn from bloodlines with little to no impurity (see attached files for promising candidates), it is likely that we will be able to resurrect Lord Ion and/or Klavigar Lovataar with only a handful of subjects.
Status: Approved 17.04.2018 by Alexander Croÿ (CROALE-AA-0001). Subject acquisition ongoing. Estimated start date: 01.12.2019
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NOTES:
While the Abraxas Group uses their Sarkic magic to make money, they are still very pious; any Product Record that includes any Sarkic stuff will have a quote from a holy text at the start of every section. (If it's a non-anomalous product, like the real life Alzheimer's drugs that are part of the Serum, it won't have those quotes.) The ideology I'm going for is the Sarkic version of American right-wing Christianity: take a message of peace, love, and charity and just ram it head-on into Randian objectivism, reinterpreting whatever needs to be reinterpreted. That's where the commentary comes in.
The header section (brand name to retail price) and the Abraxas logo should be part of any Abraxas Group file; there's probably going to be a Product Details section too, but what's in that depends on what the item is. Some kind of fucked-up Abraxas Arms flesh-gun probably isn't going to have a "Dosage" section (but maybe a "Side-Effects"?)
The Product Identifier number is a two-letter code identifying the subsidiary company, a three-letter code identifying the division of that subsidiary company, and a four-digit number. The subsidiary codes can also be seen in the email addresses.
PP-NEU = Pronoia Pharmaceuticals, Neurology Division
SB-BOT = Samael Biotechnology, Botany Division
SB-KIR = Samael Biotechnology, Kiraak Division (they make people into Sarkic temples and then use those temples to make other stuff)
AA-CHE = Abraxas Arms, Chemical Weapons Division
DB = Durant-Bodfel Financial
The employee ID codes are the first three letters of the person's surname, the first three letters of their given name, the two-digit subsidiary code, and a four-digit number.
The Ritual Process code is three letters identifying the source of the ritual, followed by a two-digit number.
SOL = the Solomonari
ADW = Adytum's Wake
Karcist Sulkist is Cornelius P. Bodfel III; Karcist Karvas is Site Director Simon Oswalt. Both are from SCP-2480. Karcist Vataarin is Vivian Durant-Croÿ, the current leader of Adytum's Wake, and CEO of Durant-Bodfel Financial, one of the most lucrative subsidiaries of the Abraxas Group; she's married to Alexander Croÿ, CEO of Abraxas Arms.
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