ChaosTheHedgehog(678)

SCP-678-J

Item #: 678-J

Classification: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-678-J-A and -D are to be kept in standard human cells, and requests for Video Games and TV shows/movies are to be allowed, as long as said games/TV are PG.1 Researchers assigned to SCP-678-J are to have Class B Amnestics at the end of each week after they write a report. If SCP-678-J-A or SCP-678-J-D breach containment use MTF-678 “Kiddo Threateners”

Description: SCP-678-J collectively refers to two middle school students, SCP-678-J-A and SCP-678-J-D,2 formerly know as A█████ and D█████, they formerly went to ████ School. Both of SCP-678-J have the following anomalous properties;

  • They are capable of turning any word or statement into something inappropriate
  • They are still able to make friends despite first anomaly. Anyone over the age of 20 who hears and remembers SCP-678-J’s comments too many times have been to shown to have severe brain cancer. SCP-678-J-D also has anomalous skill when playing any variation of the game Catan. SCP-678-J-A has a strange fascination with Planaria, and it is currently unknown if she is telepathically communicating with them, as she becomes evasive when questioned, she is also been found to be anomalously cheerful. Both SCP-678-J-A and -D were discovered when there were reports of anomalously inappropriate children.
+ Interview 678-1 
+ Interview 678-2

Addendum 1:
As long these kids don’t get anything that could they could make into something inappropriate, we’re good.

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