ChaosTheHedgehog(N0RM@L)

Item #: SCP-XXX-J

Object Classification: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX-J is to be kept in a soundproof humanitarian cell. SCP-XXX-J is to be given a butter sandwich at morning, and evening. At no point is the subject of jobs or banking to be brought up in SCP-XXX-J‘s presence. If this is to happen, MTF-999 “The Interestings” are to be deployed.

Description: SCP-XXX-J is a human male of European descent, who is SO boring and normal, it must be an anomaly. If SCP-XXX-J hears anything about jobs or banking, it will begin talking about banking, and how it’s not boring. This appears to be a cognito hazard that 100% of the time causes deep-sleep in those hearing it. SCP-XXX-J appears to be unaware that it’s speech is a cognito hazard, sees this as rude.