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Item#: SCP - 5005

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP - 5005 is to be kept in an airtight steel box in heavy containment at Site ██ and is only allowed to be let out for a follow up interview once a month. SCP - 5005 must be supervised by at least 2 Security personnel at all times due to it's explosive outbursts and unpredictable behavior.

All researchers and personnel must be properly informed of the dangers of SCP - 5005 before an interview. Researchers must be on guard and cautious when interviewing SCP - 5005. When a researcher or, any personnel approaches SCP - 5005 they must protective and sound proof earbuds in order to prevent hearing loss. Whether hearing loss is permanent or temporary still remains unknown for the time being.

Description:
SCP - 5005 appears to resemble a banana with a post it note attached to it, the post it note seems to have writing on it which resembles that of a face. It seems to be able to animate the post it note as if to make it appear that it's speaking. The post it note appears to be part of SCP - 5005. Any attempts to remove the post it note have all been unsuccessful. SCP - 5005 seems to have the ability to communicate in many different languages, some of which are impossible to decipher or decode.

SCP - 5005 appears to have the abilities of controlling the weather and creating shockwaves by screaming non stop for about 30 minutes. When a human subject hears the scream within a 3 mile radius, the subject may experience: Nausea, Vomiting, Sore Throat, Depression, Feelings Of Loss Or Hopelessness, Hearing Loss. When the subject leaves the area within a 3 mile radius the subject's symptoms should clear up in about an hour and 30 minutes.

SCP - 5005 seems to show an interest in world domination and also appears to hate many Class-D personnel for an unknown reason. When a Class-D personnel is near SCP - 5005, SCP - 5005 seems to become very aggressive and agitated, as well as, anxious.

> Interviewer: Dr. Jason Williams, Site ██

Interviewee: SCP - 5005


[Begin Log]

SCP - 5005: Why am I here?! And what do you want?! What even is this place?

Williams: I'm afraid I can't tell you anything-

SCP - 5005: (In German) No! You listen to me! (In English) I have been stuck in that trashbag's house for who knows how long! And I am now suddenly put in a cage! Explain yourself!

Williams: All I need you to do is answer some questions. Please, answer honestly.

SCP - 5005: All I have to do is answer questions, huh? Seems easy enough… (Pauses for a moment) When shall we begin?

Williams: (Glances at clipboard, look up from clipboard to look at SCP - 5005 and answers hesitantly) We begin now.

SCP - 5005: Well, go on. What is the first question?

Williams: Tell me, why are you a banana?

SCP - 5005: I am not a banana! And you shall not label me as one! I've had enough people calling me a banana for all of my life!

Williams: You've mentioned that you have a life, correct? Did you ever have a life before containment? And if so, what was you life like before containment?

SCP - 5005: (SCP - 5005 Seems to have a calmer demeanor due to the topic of the question) Ah, yes. While I may look like a banana I am indeed alive. I did have a life before coming here however, I prefer to live in the present and not the past.

Williams: I understand. It's just… (Stays quiet for a few moments) Why do you have the power to control the weather by screaming?

SCP - 5005: I knew this question would be asked. I suppose I'll show you rather than, tell. You know what they say, show don't tell. (Chuckles nervously and mutters) Here goes nothing… (SCP - 5005 begins screaming loudly, causing the entire room to shake violently)

Williams: (Dashing towards door and knocking on it frantically) Guards!

[End Log]

Addendum: Due to the incident that happened on June 15th 20██ which caused Dr. Jason Williams to be in medical care for at least 4 days. Researchers must be accompanied by at least 3 Security personnel when interviewing SCP - 5005.

> Interviewer: Dr. Daniel Hunter, Site ██

Interviewee: SCP - 5005


[Begin Log]

Hunter: (Angry and distressed) What did you do out there?! Dr. Williams had to be put in medical care for at least 4 days?! And you say it was an accident?! What is wrong with you?!

SCP - 5005: Sir, with an attitude like that I think you'll find having conversation with me quite hard. So, I must ask you to calm down.

Hunter: You caused him to have a panic attack each time we mentioned you! (Glares at SCP - 5005)

SCP - 5005: (Remains quiet)

Hunter: Well? (Frustrated)

SCP - 5005: Shall you help me with world domination?

Hunter: (Gets up) I had enough of this. We're done talking. (Stomps out of room in anger)

[End Log]

Update On Special Containment Procedures:
Due to the recent containment breach of SCP - 5005, SCP - 5005 is to be locked in a sound proof steel case as well as, a steel box, and steel room. The doors are to be locked at all times and only accessible to ███████████ and Level 4 personnel, or when a follow up interview of SCP - 5005 occurs. During transfer if SCP - 5005 starts to show any signs of aggression (Especially towards Class-D personnel) it is to be put in a sound proof and steel box immediately.