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Item #: SCP - 4XXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP - 4XXX is to be kept in a thermal locker inside the eastern wing of Site - 27, with a stable temperature of exactly 0 (zero) degrees Celsius. Since Event 4XXX-1, it is mandatory to interact with SCP - 4XXX for atleast 10 (ten) minutes atleast once every week. In case of a contaiment breach, Mobile Task Force unit "Cargobob" must take the thermal locker containing SCP - 4XXX outside of Site - 27. SCP - 4XXX must be guarded at all times by 2 (two) level 3 Security Officers. Any unauthorised personell attempting to interfere with SCP - 4XXX or its thermal locker is to be neutralised on site.
Description: SCP - 4XXX is a 17 by 17 by 24 cm wax statuete depicting the head of the former President Richard Nixon. On the bottom of the "neck" it is engraved the following message: America needs Nixon! . The wax statuete presents three different faces:
The first one presents Richard Nixon covering his mouth with his finger.
The second one presents Richard Nixon covering his ears with his hands.
The third one presents Richard Nixon covering his eyes with one hand.
SCP - 4XXX presents three different personalities, depending on what "face" the speaker (or everyone interacting with SCP-4XXX ) addreses to. The three faces could possibly refer to See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil as SCP-4XXX can't see, hear or talk about evil (depending on what face is currently addresed).
SCP - 4XXX was found talking about ███████████████████████████████████████ inside a trash can in Las Vegas by Field Agent ██████ ████ on ██/██/2014, at ██:██ .
Interview Log 4XXX-1
Foreword: Dr. ████████ interviews SCP-4XXX, addresing to the face covering its ears.
<Begin Log>
Dr. ████████: Hello, SCP-4XXX.SCP-4XXX:Hello, Dr. ████████.
Dr. ████████:I have a few questions for you. Let's begin. Who made you?
SCP-4XXX: I don't know.
Dr. ████████:What do you mean by that?
SCP-4XXX:I simply don't know.
Dr. ████████:I see. Let's move on. What is your intended purpose?
SCP-4XXX: I was created to [DATA REDACTED].
Dr. ████████:Have you fullfiled your purpose?
SCP-4XXX: No. I was born broken.
Dr. ████████:Can you be fixed?
SCP-4XXX: No.
Dr. ████████:Alright. What do you think about the Foundation?
SCP-4XXX:Unefficient. Wastefull. [DATA REDACTED]. But it works, for now.
Dr. ████████:Would you help improving the foundation?
SCP-4XXX:Yes.
████████████: The ask him about 682.
Dr. ████████: Good. What do you think about SCP-682?
SCP-4XXX:What?
Dr. ████████: Your opinion on SCP-682.
SCP-4XXX:What did you say?
Dr. ████████: Nevermind. What do you think about the recent mass shooting in [DATA REDACTED]?
SCP-4XXX:What?
Dr. ████████: Thank you for your cooperation 4XXX.
Dr. ████████: [In the distance] So SCP-682 is [DATA REDACTED]? [DATA REDACTED]!
<End Log>
Closing Statement: With this face, SCP-4XXX may not be able to hear about evil things. Further testing requiered.
Interview Log 4XXX-2
Foreword: Dr. Lewinsky interviews SCP-4XXX, addresing to the face covering its mouth.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Lewinsky: Hello, SCP-4XXX.SCP-4XXX:Hello, Dr. Lewinsky.
Dr. Lewinsky:You know the standard procedure. Please read the following text on the screen above me.
SCP-4XXX:(serious tone) The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.Dr. Lewinsky:Good. Please read the next text.
SCP-4XXX: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? (slight breath) That was pretty hard, i must say.Dr. Lewinsky:Very good SCP-4XXX. Go on with the next text.
SCP-4XXX: [silence]Dr. Lewinsky:Read the text SCP-4XXX.
SCP-4XXX: [silence]
<End Log>
Closing Statement: With this face, SCP-4XXX may not be able to talk about [DATA REDACTED]
