Drafts- a- Plenty ( Cl0ck-W0rk )

Item #: SCP- XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The object can be kept in the level three break room The object can be kept in a 5x5x5 meter steel room The object must be placed and activated in a room large enough for the item(s) it will be returning with. The object is to be guarded at all times by level 3 security, and only level 2 personnel are allowed to interact with SCP- XXXX.

Description: SCP- XXXX is a humanoid figure made of a reddish- brown clay material, stands at 1 meter in height and weighs 3.6 kilograms. The object stands at the ready with both legs in a standing position and two arms holding themselves outwards, one with SCP- XXXX- 1 and one with a scroll of parchment.

The figurine has the anomalous property of being able to retrieve any object requested by the writer. It will return with the object, despite its size, held in open arms with the palms upright. Once the object has been removed from within a vicinity of 3 meters from SCP- XXXX, the figure will flicker to return with a receipt written on parchment for the object requested. Total cost will always sometimes read 'free'. After the receipt is retrieved and moved 3 meters away, the figure will flicker and return with a copy of SCP- XXXX- 1 in its right hand and piece of parchment in its left for another order.

SCP- XXXX- 1 resembles an inkwell with a square bottom that rounds off into a circular opening at the top. The glass is slightly opaque, and the edge of the opening is entirely black, suggesting a multitude of uses. The container is filled with ink. SCP- XXXX- 1 has the anomalous property of never running out of ink when upended so that the opening is towards the bottom of the container. When poured, the ink will continue to empty from the container until it is restored to an upright position. SCP- XXXX- 1 contains a normal fountain pen, with which must only be used to write upon the parchment.

The feather pen must be dipped into SCP- XXXX- 1 before writing upon the parchment for the request to take place. Once written, the pen must be returned to the inkwell for the figurine to retrieve the item requested. If there is a misspelling on the paper or the writing is illegible, SCP- XXXX will retrieve the item that has the corresponding name to the one written.

Fantastical items and objects from different times can be retrieved, but their authenticity is questionable.

Addendum: Retrieval
SCP- XXXX was retrieved from what was previously known as ██████, Florida. The object's purpose in this circus was to show the wonders of 'magic' to an audience, and at the end of the show, one audience member would be able to ask for a single object. The object asked for, as shown by the receipt, was "more candy than I can imagine". The pile of candy returned shared space and matter with existing structures around it, and the result of the touching atoms resulted in billions of small fusion bombs going off at once. The mushroom cloud and fallout was quickly contained by several nearby task force teams searching for the unexplained appearance of hundreds of identical balls appearing at local garbage disposals. SCP- XXXX was unharmed from the explosions, and as the only item left standing for several tens of kilometers, it was brought to the facility for containment.

Addendum A
D- 1647 was ordered to request "a 5x5x5 centimeter diamond cube". The object retrieved was a clear, carbon crystal structure that apparently grew to a 5x5x5 centimeter diamond crystal. How and where it achieved such a feat is unclear.

Receipt: "Object: Diamond Block, Price: 9 diamonds."

Addendum B
D- 1647 is told to request "5 kilograms of coal dust". The dust was transported into the room in a hard packed sphere of coal, but once dropped onto the floor by the figure it spread apart. The item was successfully vacuumed up.

Receipt: "Object: Sneezing Hazard, Price: I need a tissue."

Note: After Incident B-1, Don't try and give any object to SCP- XXXX. Not even your Ex- wife. No matter how mean she is, nothing is worse than this.

Addendum C
D- 1647 is ordered to request "a 20 centimeter diameter sphere of molten iron". The sphere was successfully transported, but it was transported close to D- 1647's torso, which was instantly consumed and melted by flame. Nearby personnel sustained 3rd degree burns, but all other personnel escaped unharmed

Receipt: "Object: 1 cooked corpse, Price: Human Soul 1647."

Note: Liquids are transported in a sphere with their surface resting above SCP- XXXX's arms. Stand back.

Addendum D
Agent ████, while on his 9:00 to 9:30 AM break, asked for "a 30 centimeter pepperoni pizza".
SCP- XXXX returned with a snap-frozen, pizza-shaped object made entirely of pepperoni. Upon touching the object with his forefinger, Agent ████ found that his finger stuck to the object, frozen solid. Agent ████ was found half an hour later with both hands frozen to the pizza and frostbite up to his elbows. He was transported immediately to a nearby facility medic.

Receipt: "Object: I am not your slave, Price: 1 soul."

Note: Do not leave in the break room

Addendum E-1
Subject writes "a mug of hot chocolate". The figure returned with a mug made entirely of chocolate, which was warm to the touch. The mug is kept in the level 2 break room and is used as a normal mug. It adds a chocolate taste to drinks made in it.

Receipt: "Object: Chocolate Mug, Price: $20."

Addendum E-2
Subject asks for "a perfect sphere". The figure returns with what seems to be nothing, though the receipt says otherwise. It is only when Subject attempts to leave does he stumble on a perfect sphere, which bends light around itself, resulting in invisibility. The sphere is kept in storage. After incident 18-J, please report any invisible objects rolling around the facility to the nearest level 3 agent. Thank you.

Receipt:

Addendum E-3
Subject is told to ask for a random object, as long as it is approved by the Agents nearby. Subject decides to write a made up word, which is approved. Subject asks for "a deshtrump". The figure returns with an enormous flower that deletes the roof of the steel room it is kept in. The wall nearest the figure is also deleted, along with Agent Horntop and Subject. The flower had a stem coloration of bright white and a petal coloration of a solid deep blue. The flower reaches 3000 meters tall before starting to wither due to the sun's rays. It continues to live for 3 days, during which a few small seeds are expelled. After 3 days, the entire thing turns black, bursts into flame, and disintegrates.
From study on the plant, it is known that the flower had been transported from a planet that was extreme cold, and the heat from the sun caused it to burst into flame. It is speculated that seeds from the deshtrump were released before combustion. The seeds have not been located, but small teams are scouring fertile land in the arctic and antarctic for the seeds.

Receipt: "Object: You can not contain me, Price: How much is concrete nowadays?"

Note: Do not keep SCP- XXXX in a space to small for the object it is delivering

Addendum F
Agent Belltrot asks for "SCP- XXXX" The clay figure flickers, but no receipt is produced, and the objects it holds are refreshed. It can not deliver itself.

Addendum G
Agent Belltrot, with all nearby agents and researchers of the surrounding area a safe distance away, asks for "Anything you want to get". The figure flickers rapidly, changing colors, shades, and textures. Three minutes pass before the figure returns to normal with SCP- 507 sitting in outstretched arms. SCP- 507 is told to report his journey to the nearest facility member of proper clearance, and he is escorted away.

Reciept: "Object: You'll Never Guess, Price: Unimaginable. Please request an item."

Note: SCP- XXXX is not to be used for any other SCP- 507 catching. SCP- XXXX may have a limited range, and the results are untested for farther distances

Note: Until it is necessary, do not allow SCP- XXXX to retrieve its own items. Who knows what it might bring back.

Addendum G-2
Agent Belltrot, immediately after the return of SCP- 507, uses an unauthorized request to ask for "Bring back an object from all of those places". SCP- XXXX returned with a large assortment of items, all thought to be from different worlds or dimensions, and dropped the resulting large assortment on the ground. Objects have been found as far as 500 meters away from the original drop site, and it is speculated that objects could have been placed farther away. An incomplete list may be found below, as more objects are being returned every day. Agent Belltrot has been transported to the Site 84 detention facility for questioning.

Receipt: "Objects: Guess, Price: How much time has it taken you?."

+ Item List

After this event, over half of the objects instantly vaporized, some disintegrated, others blinked out of existence, some can teleport, creatures have been appearing and disappearing around the globe, and millions of other objects have started to appear around the world with anomalous properties, but it is certain that if even half of the objects SCP- XXXX brought back are anomalous, the work the Foundation has put in to capture and contain the existing objects has been nearly in vain. We must continue to test with SCP- XXXX to learn its nature and possibly assist in capturing the anomalies.

Addendum 1
During a Containment Breach in Site ██ on April ██ 2012, D-Class personnel managed to not only exit their containment cells and wander the facility, but also had the ability to use multiple SCPs throughout the facility to be granted access to different containment units.

A D-Class wrote "The real SCP- 001", at which point the facility detonated its onsite nuclear warhead. SCP- XXXX was found at Site ██

Receipt: "Object: The real SCP- 001, Price: Haven't you guessed?."

The 05 Council is processing more tests

**Incident Report B-1**
**Incident Report 15-A**