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Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is located in the staff break room in site 46. SCP-XXXX-J has a yellow post-it note located on its door that explains the microwaves anomalous effects. The note reads “Mac and Cheese O-rama, seriously I put an expensive ███ steak in here and I get ██████ Mac and Cheese, just a warning”.
Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a standard black microwave produced by the ███████. SCP-XXXX-J anomalous effects when anything is inserted and cooked for approximately 2:30 seconds at this point a white flash (approximate to the one produced by a standard flashbang) will occur and the object inside turns into Mac and Cheese.
SCP-XXXX-J properties are limited to (see amendment XXXX-J below). Attempts to monitor the transformation to mac and cheese have been unsuccessful.
Test Log-XXXX-J:
Object: Object inserted
Result: Outcome
Object: 2 tablespoons of water
Result: Dehydrated mac and cheese 2 tsp flash lasted 3 seconds.
Object: 5 tablespoons of water
Result: Normal mac and cheese 5 tsp flash lasted 7 seconds.
Object: 20 tablespoons of water
Result: Watery mac and cheese 20 tsp flash lasted 10 seconds.
Object: An expensive steak
Result: Mac and cheese with spices 4lb flash lasted 20 seconds.
Object: Part of human flesh
Result: 1lb of Maggot infested mac and cheese flash lasted 1 second.
Object: 50 gram of diamond
Result: 1.7 ounces of Sparkly mac and cheese upon consumption [Reacted] flash lasted 1 minute.
Object: 1 lb of obsidian
Result: 1 lb Mac and cheese with lava in it upon removing from microwave mac and cheese cup instantly melted leaving a hole in the floor.
Object: in a can
Result: Upon removal mac and cheese cup started floating up opening the container showed transparent mac and cheese one minute upon eating D-class started floating up into the ceiling the mac and cheese changed D-class’s density.
Object: Vacuum
Result: [Reacted]
(researcher 3 or higher is needed to test SCP-XXXX-J)
