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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: A single sheet of unruled, letter-sized United States standard paper containing a handwritten copy of SCP-XXXX's initial query is to be procured by an authorized personnel of Level 4 or higher security clearance. SCP-XXXX should be written and held on a 25 meter raised platform, as to stand in the exact center of a 50 cubic meter subterranean containment cell. This cell should be located 250 meters below Site-81's primary facilities, accessible only through an elevator to be constructed in the E-Wing. The room should contain no other exits or entrances. A stairway leading from the elevator's exit to this platform should be constructed for approaching SCP-XXXX; under no circumstances should the paper be moved from it's pedestal.

The cell must also contain five high-resolution infrared cameras for the purposes of checking the status of SCP-XXXX at least once every 8 hours, and monitoring any researchers or test subjects throughout the full duration of their visits. In the case of any potentially dangerous interaction with SCP-XXXX by a visitor, 3 wall-mounted M153 CROWS II remote weapon stations are to immediately terminate the hazardous party. In case of the release of an SCP-XXXX-1, the room is to be remotely detonated via the 2 tons of TNT explosives stored in the elevated platform.

Only staff granted Level 4 or Level 5 clearance may know of SCP-XXXX's containment procedure and organize any testing upon it. Personnel brought for direct interaction with SCP-XXXX must entirely unaware of SCP-XXXX's location and condition, and should only be moved to and from the holding location while unconscious to fully preserve secrecy. Interaction with SCP-XXXX by an individual with any knowledge of these conditions is grounds for immediate termination of said individual.

Any digital replication or storage of SCP-XXXX's first question, particularly on an Internet-connected device, carries a high risk of rapid proliferation of SCP-XXXX-1 entities, leading to a potential XC-class end-of-the-world scenario.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a ███-character panagramic question written in the English language.

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a Standard Secure Locker in the D Wing of Site-81. Requests to operate SCP-XXXX must formally document all materials that are to be used during testing, and must be approved by any personnel of Level 2 or higher clearance.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a 1.4m tall, 1.2m wide mechanical device, which, upon basic inspection, closely resembles a standard office printing machine. The exterior is composed of a light gray plastic, and a mounted LCD display allows users to see SCP-XXXX's current settings. Closer inspection reveals that physical and functional differences between SCP-XXXX and a common printer are significant; in place of a tray to load 8.5in by 11in printing paper, SCP-XXXX contains two 50cm3 compartments, each equipped with a tray. The side of these trays exposed from the outside of SCP-XXXX is 50cm both tall and wide, fully preventing observation of the compartments while they are in place. The aforementioned side also contains engraved text, reading "Input" on the left tray and "Source" on the right tray (the recorded directions being relative to viewing SCP-XXXX from the "front" - the side these trays are visible from). The Input and Source trays are identical in all other aspects, including material (the same common light-gray plastic), structure, and mass. The top of SCP-XXXX is an entirely flat surface, with no

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