Cobalt
rating: 0+x
The%20Pipe%20that%20Smokes%20You

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 0.5 M x 0 .5 M x 0.5 M pressure sealed storage unit in Site-28. Access to SCP-XXXX for testing must be granted by an individual with Level 2 clearance. Tests involving SCP-XXXX will only be conducted upon D-Class personnel.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a corn-cob pipe of the country gentleman style with no manufacturer markings, however it appears to of ████████ ██████████ brand. It is fitted with a molded plastic stem of black vulcanite. SCP-XXXX is 14.7 cm in length with a bowl 5.3 cm high. The pipes bowl is 4.1 cm deep with a outer diameter of 3.8 cm and a inner diameter of 1.5 cm. SCP-XXXX weight is 53.9 grams. SCP-XXXX shows sign of use, with a large quantities of carbon adhered to the inside of the bowl and teeth marks along the molded plastic stem. No paper filter is located inside the stem of SCP-XXXX.

SCP-XXXX when filled with tobacco and smoked provides users with a pleasant taste at first. Then over the course of the next eight to ten minutes the flavor of the tobacco changes depending on the individual using SCP-XXXX in that it appears to match the flavor that the user desires most.

Once SCP-XXXX has been smoked for over ten minutes the individual feels euphoric as a large dose
of nicotine is administered. At this point SCP-XXXX can not be removed from the individuals mouth, and the individual mouth and nose start to expel smoke at a increasing rate. Attempts at removing SCP-XXXX from the individuals mouth have resulted in failure as it would appear to "fuse" with the users mouth and teeth depending on the users smoking style. Individuals report a unpleasant warm feeling in the chest as the smoke first starts to expel from there mouth and nose.

Individuals continue to produce large quantities of smoke until they expire (approx. 4 minutes and 30 seconds after smoke expulsion). Postmortem temperature samples recovered from the individuals thorax reveal an internal temperature ranging from 870-920 degrees Celsius. Autopsies reveal the chest cavity to be charred, with the lungs being mostly ash. Large amounts of carbon are adhered to the interior wall of the thorax. No other organs in the thorax such as the diaphragm or heart show signs of injury and the throat and mouth appear unaffected by the high internal temperature.