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Item #: The Double Edged Charger
Object Class: Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures: Slam it in a diamond-encased titanium alloy room and hope to fuck it doesn’t gain sentience and fuck the universe over. Nobody should be allowed within 500 meters of that thing, or they’ll be incinerated, their ashes pulverized then incinerated one by one, then the ashes of the ashes shat on by a holy cow.
Description: The Double Edged Charger is a weapon forged in the industrial factories of Apple Inc. and is deadlier than the deadliest thing in the world. Failure of containment will result in a possible ‘Oh, shit’ end-of-the-universe scenario if it gets into an Afghan mother-of-four’s hands. At that point, we really can’t do shit because logically, even God isn’t safe from that… thing.
The only addendum in here: We just stuck it in its cell and stayed as far away as possible. So far, so good.
