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Ideas

• Sweet lil old Grandma. She knows intimate details about anyone she speaks to, and has complete knowledge about their past. She coerces those who had troubled childhood, were abused or neglected, were forced to grow up too fast, or those who are depressed, broken, sad people, into speaking with her. They grow attached to her, and she leads them through a door. She promises these people that they can have everything they missed out on. If they go through the door, they vanish from our reality. They arrive in her pocket dimension, which is a huge sprawling farm, with a huge farmhouse with hundreds of rooms. She bakes food for them, lets them play games, and lets them be kids. They're i
• Carnival, complete with rides. Rides, games and stalls working with no attendants. Visitors to the park are met with their deceased loved ones, who will spend the day with them. Outside viewers just see a bunch of people wandering around an empty, abandoned amusement park.
• Some guy, and all of his bodily fluids are blood. Tears, piss, sweat, spit, snot, shit, blood, mucus, brain fluid, stomach acid, everything. Just a TON of blood. And a seemingly infinite amount of it. Maiming him results in severe pain, and TONS of blood, but no death.
• A group of small crustaceans, with seemingly human level of intelligence. They can communicate, and all seem to be fully-aware reincarnations of random people across the world. There is no known cause of pattern to how these people became little crabs. They are confused, scared, and sometimes angry. This phenomenon seems to be centered around a weird piece of jetsam, mostly comprised of plastics. Conservationalism, wastefulness, fear, afterlife
• A porcelain tea-set, that compels people to enjoy some tea. The teapot is seemingly bottomless, changing flavors of tea randomly. Drinking the tea causes the drinker to laugh, and desire more tea. The more tea they drink, the more they need to drink the tea, and the heartier, stronger and more intense the laughter becomes.
• A woman who has the sounds of a live studio audience following her around. From seemingly nowhere and everywhere, a live studio audience reacts to most of the things she does. The foundation has NO IDEA where its coming from.
• A Tibetan Monk who seems to be over 1400 years old. He sits completely still, and silent, every day. Except every single day at 6AM. He stands up, recites prayers in an old forgotten dialect of Hindi, goes about his day until 9PM. At 9PM, he undergoes a ritual, purifying himself and returning to his meditative pose.

Draft 1

Item #: SCP-3XXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3XXX is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment room. The doorway to SCP-3XXX's containment room must be transparent, and subject is not to be allowed near standard doors. Personnel assigned to SCP-3XXX are required to not have ever been parents, and subject must be kept away from individuals aged 18 or younger at all times. Personnel who are becoming too comfortable with SCP-3XXX are to be transferred to another assignment.

Description: SCP-3XXX is an elderly woman, appearing to be approximately 80 years old. Upon physical examination, subject displays no obvious anomalous features. Subject typically displays an outwardly friendly demeanor, and will attempt to fraternize with staff members assigned to it. SCP-3XXX has been found to not require sustenance, however subject has expressed an affinity for confectioneries.

SCP-3XXX displays an innate knowledge and familiarity with individuals under the age of eighteen (18). Minors who are introduced to SCP-3XXX are inexplicably drawn to it, and have expressed excitement towards interacting with SCP-3XXX, and refer to it as "Grandma." When interacting with children, SCP-3XXX will produce confectioneries of the child's preference, and play games with the child. Attempts to separate SCP-3XXX from children is met with hostility from both the child and the subject. SCP-3XXX will violently attempt to subdue individuals attempting to separate them. Subject will the usher the child(ren) towards the nearest door. Upon subject's opening of the door, it will lead to a currently unknown location. Should SCP-3XXX close the door behind them, this will constitute a containment breach. The recovery of the entity is the primary objective. Taken children are to be considered lost.