Disruption Class:
vlam/dark
Special Containment Procedures: All remaining instances of SCP-XXXX are to be sealed and stored in cardboard boxes or its original packaging, stacked and placed onto pallets, and kept in a concrete chamber ready for expansion. Two guards must be stationed by the containment chamber's doors. Containment of SCP-XXXX should also be handled only by Storage Facilities, and under no circumstances are personnel under Level 3 allowed near or in the containment chamber, due to multiple complaints of Low-Level Staff Endangerment. Should any reports or activity related to chaetophobia come to the attention of the Foundation, it shall be observed closely. If there is confirmation of an SCP-XXXX instance, MTF Hotel-10 "5-Star Service" shall prepare or be dispatched to retrieve and contain instances of SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX bears resemblance to popular mainstream soaps shampoo, body wash, hair conditioner, etc. produced by GOI currently not identified. These products are to be designated as such, e.g. SCP-XXXX-S, SCP-XXXX-C, or SCP-XXXX B. SCP-XXXX was discovered in 200█, when.
When SCP-XXXX is used by an individual, will cause immediate dryness of the applied area once the user exits a shower or bath. Over an hour said individuals will develop chaetophobia of varying degrees, usually severe, and rashes that are unable to be quelled which usually lead to heavy bleeding, skin flaking, precise yet erratic hair removal, and in some cases, death from pain or bleeding. Some extreme cases lead to violence inflicted on others, which results in death or bleeding. Should an individual use SCP-XXXX during morning hours, SCP-XXXX will not have any side effects, and rather, have a much more positive effect on the user.
Testing has shown that the shampoo is rather more viscous and gelatinous than regular shampoo and is its anomalous properties only appear when in contact with warm or hot water. Other heated liquids do not trigger any anomalous properties.
Listed ingredients on the Drug Facts label include common shampoo ingredients, such as leaf oils, water, fragrances, etc. However, unknown compounds are also listed in an unspecified Dingbat font the Wingdings 2 font. These unknown compounds are always printed using a different text color than the other ingredients and often is the opposite color hue of the regular ingredient text, occasionally making text obscure.
Addendum XXXX-1:
| Comprehensive Catalog of SCP-XXXX Products |
Data |
| Men's Pine Polish Body Wash |
A 23.5 fluid ounce dark grey pump bottle. Contents seem to give off a scent siliar to that of pinus and has a reddish-brown color. Consistency matches that of Jello. |
| Scrubbin' Spearmint Shampoo |
DATA HERE |
| Results |
DATA HERE |
NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION
The following information can only be accessed by Level 3 Personnel. To proceed, insert your login information.
— Maria Jones, Director, RAISA
| SCP-XXXX Testing Log |
Data |
| Subject |
D-54468, 5' 9", European male. |
| Protocol |
Apply SCP-XXXX-S to hair during 15-minute shower. |
| Results |
2-minutes after exiting shower, D-54468 reported a feeling of itchiness on his head and back. 10 minutes after exiting the shower, D-54468 is seen itching at his chest and back. 30 minutes after exiting the shower, D-54468 is seen violently ripping his hair from his scalp, small patches of skin and hair strands is seen collecting on the ground. 2 hours after this, D-54468 finally dies from pain. |
| Subject |
D-54502, 6' 3" North American male. |
| Protocol |
Apply SCP-XXXX-C during 5-minute shower. (8:00 A.M) |
| Results |
Once D-54502, exited the shower and dried off, D-54502 was interviewed by Doctor Laurens (See Addedndum XXXX-1). |
| Subject |
DATA HERE |
| Protocol |
DATA HERE |
Addendum XXXX-2:
Interviewed: [D-54502]
Interviewer: [Doctor Ge██████ Laurens]
Foreword: [An interview with the intention of providing more details on the nature of SCP-XXXX. D-54502 was instructed to describe how he feels throughout the interview.]
<Begin Log, [0807]>
Dr. Laurens: Good morning, D-54502. How are you feeling currently?
D-54502: Good. I feel much more "awake" than normal. I'm usually sleeping around this time.
Dr. Laurens: Noted. Do you feel any different?
D-54502: Guess more wide-eyed and cleaned. What was that stuff you guys gave me? Shit makes my hair feel moist.
(Pause)
D-54502: In a good way y' know? Even under this beanie, it feels…much more comfortable.
Dr. Laurens: Do you feel like something is off about your hair? Or do you feel irritated anywhere?
D-54502: Besides my hair feeling better? Uh, no. Nothing seems off, and nothing is itchy. Was something supposed to happen?
Dr. Laurens: I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to say.
D-54502: As always. Well, now that you mention it, I do feel a bit itchy on my arm.
Dr. Laurens: (Typing notes) Stratch it.
D-54502: (scratches area on arm)
Dr. Laurens: Do you feel any better, or is the itching continuing?
D-54502: Feels like the itching is over.
Dr. Laurens: Alright. Look at your arm hair.
D-54502: (looks down and glances back up at Dr. Laurens)
Dr. Laurens: Well, I think that should conclude it.
D-54502: Finally, thanks for the shower Doc.
Dr. Laurens: You're welcome. Congrats on surviving the month.
<End Log, [0809]>
Closing Statement: [After this interview, many morning experiments were conducted and confirmed that SCP-XXXX is Safe to use during the morning before 11 A.M. D-54502 was given Class-C amnestics and released.]
Special Containment Procedures: All remaining instances of SCP-XXXX are to be sealed and stored in cardboard boxes or its original packaging, stacked and placed onto pallets, and kept shelves in the concrete chamber. Two guards must be stationed by the containment chamber's doors. Containment of SCP-XXXX should also be handled only by Storage Facilities. Should any personnel request an instance SCP-XXXX, it shall be given upon request as long as they provide credentials. If an order needs to be placed, please file an order below.
Description: SCP-XXXX bears resemblance to popular mainstream soaps shampoo, body wash, hair conditioner, etc. produced by minor GOI known as Titanium Damascus Industries. These products are to be designated as such, e.g. SCP-XXXX-S, SCP-XXXX-C, or SCP-XXXX B. SCP-XXXX was discovered in 200█ when a majority of L██ ███████ County responded to a Foundation placed survey with a write-in answer that loosely resembles to "unmarked soap bottle."
When SCP-XXXX is used by an individual, the anomalous effects trigger once the user exits the shower. Once the user exits the shower, SCP-XXXX increases productivity and energy throughout the day. The reaction time of the user decreases slightly and hand-eye coordination improves significantly.
Furthermore, when two or more SCP-XXXX users come into contact with each other, they have been observed raising each others' moods positively.
Testing has shown that SCP-XXXX-S and XXXX-C has a higher viscosity, in comparison to regular shampoos and conditioners and is its anomalous properties only arise when in contact with water at a temperature of 26° to 45° degrees Celcius. Other heated liquids do not trigger any anomalous properties.
Listed ingredients on the Drug Facts label include common shampoo ingredients, such as leaf oils, water, fragrances, etc. However, unknown compounds are also listed in an unspecified Dingbat font the Wingdings 2 font. Converting text to a regular font reveals a compound that appears to be nonexistent or fictional. These unknown compounds are always printed using a different text color than the other ingredients and often is the opposite color hue of the regular ingredient text, occasionally making text obscure.
Addendum XXXX Survey:
Local Survey
To: Researcher Geoffrey Laurens
From: Researcher Hans Robertson
Subject: Security Clearances
Dear Laurens,
So I heard that you have attempted to access the Level 4 Version of SCP-XXXX. That's not allowed and gives me a reason to report you to command. And you know how much I hate traitors, right? Here's a formal warning to you from a researcher to another. Do not. Try to. Access the Level 4 copy.
-Got That? Hans Robertson
SCP-XXXX4.pdf placeholder KB
NEW MESSAGE!
To: Researcher Hans Robertson
From: Researcher Geoffrey Laurens
Subject: Re:Security Clearances
Dear Robertson,
Thank you for reminding me that you have an ungodly alliance with the admins, however, I would like to question your loyalty to the Foundation after attaching a quite friendly cafeteria discount onto your email.
Please question your loyalty to the Foundation, Geoffrey Laurens
Per 
