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Special Containment Procedures: In the case of manifestation within Sites, SCP-XXXX must be observed by no less than two C-class personnel until de-manifestation. In the event of public manifestation, all Foundation agents and personnel are to leave the area, if SCP-XXXX persists amnestics will be administered as deemed necessary by O5.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a television show titled "Anomalous Analyticals" broadcast via encrypted [REDACTED], the show is based on rating how well anomalous organizations perform. Occasionally the host will introduce a "guest", these guests seem to be captured members of anomalous groups1, these guests will describe their time at their organization and help give a rating. SCP-XXXX's manifestation appears to target areas with high concentrations of anomalous agents to draw the organizations' attention. SCP-XXXX, has shown to be a major source of annoyance and disruption among the anomalous community.2
On May 10th a coalition formed by multiple anomalous companies was reported by local personnel, further investigation revealed that MC&D, Ambrose, Anderson, and Wondertainment were involved. A group led by Mark Wendell (Tau-1) was dispatched to track the coalition's movements and intentions. The team consisted of seven members designated Tau 1-7.
Tau-1 to Command
[START]
W: Command, this is Tau-1 reporting in. We've located OPFOR elements on the other side of Peyton. We reconnoitered the area and picked up some chatter from the target…something about analytics.
C: Affirmative, Tau-1 TL. Standby, standby.
[Command pauses to cross-check provided information]
What else have you heard?
W: OPFOR seems to be planning on terminating the anomaly.
[Pause as Wendell is approached by Tau-4]
Wait, they're packing up and now moving southwest.
C: Keep us updated.
[END]
Tau-1 to Command
[START]
W: This is Tau-1 reporting in. We are currently tailing the coalition at Colorado Springs Airport, tickets show their destination is Quintana Roo. Please check the area for anomalous activity
C: Please standby
[Pause as Command searches Log of Extranormal Events]
Confirmed. On August 17th 2017 six corpses, visually and genetically identical to former U.S. President Barack Obama, were discovered in a submerged cave by cave divers. All six corpses were wearing animal costumes.
T-2: Come again?
W: [Pause] Alright, we'll report in when we land.
[END]
Audio from Tau-6
[Start]
T-1: The coalition's stopped for the night, Tau-6 go see if you can hear something. If anything goes wrong we draw back, we can't let the Coalition know we're here.
T-6: Affirmative
[The rest of the team moves away as Tau-6 approaches the encampment]
Unknown:Hey Chaz get a load of this! So this TV show? Say's we're out of touch with kids these days, what are we supposed to do? Make video games? Come on, I haven't seen a single person who would reject a Dragon SnailTM
Ambrose: Exactly, I'm pretty sure we have a few in our blast furnace back in Chicago, works like a dream. Guess what they did to us?
Unknown:What?
Ambrose: They sent us a critic! I saw him on the television that night, spouting lies about how our quiche was too crusty. It's QUICHE.
