/*
None CSS with Left Beef
[2019 Wikidot Theme]
Created by stormbreath.
*/
/* LINKS */
a {
color: #0645AD;
}
a.newpage {
color: #CC2200;
}
a:visited {
color: #0B0080;
}
#side-bar a {
color: black
}
#side-bar a:visited {
color: black;
}
/* REMAKE THE HEADER */
h1, #page-title {
color: black;
}
#page-title {
border-color: black;
}
div#container-wrap {
background: none;
}
div#extra-div-1 {
height: 22px;
width: 100%;
top: 140px;
position: absolute;
background: black;
}
#header {
background-image: url('https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/theme%3Aminimal/minimal.svg');
background-size: 6rem;
}
@media (max-width: 580px) and (min-width: 480px) {
#header {
background-position: 0.5em 4.5em;
background-size: 66px 66px;
}
}
@media (max-width: 479px) {
#header {
background-position: 0 5.5em;
background-size: 55px 55px;
}
}
#header h1 a {
color: transparent;
text-shadow: none;
}
#header h1 a::before {
content: "Uncle Al";
color: black;
}
#header h2 span {
color: transparent;
text-shadow: none;
}
#header h2 span::before {
content: "He is Super bald. No like, really. Super bald";
color: black;
}
/* SIDE-BAR */
#side-bar .side-block {
background-color: white !important;
border-color: transparent;
border-radius: 0px;
box-shadow: none;
}
#side-bar .heading {
color: black;
border-bottom: solid 1px black;
}
@media (max-width: 767px) {
#side-bar {
background-color: white;
}
#side-bar:target .close-menu {
background: none;
}
}
#side-bar .collapsible-block-folded {
background-image: url(https://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/theme%3Aminimal/expand.png);
}
#side-bar .collapsible-block-unfolded-link {
border-bottom: solid 1px black;
}
#side-bar .collapsible-block-unfolded-link .collapsible-block-link,
#side-bar .collapsible-block-unfolded-link .collapsible-block-link:hover {
color: black;
}
#side-bar img,
iframe.scpnet-interwiki-frame {
filter: grayscale(100%) saturate(0%);
-webkit-filter: grayscale(100%) saturate(0%);
}
/* TOP-BAR */
#top-bar ul li ul {
border: solid 1px black;
}
#top-bar ul li.sfhover ul li a,
#top-bar ul li:hover ul li a {
border-top: 1px solid white;
}
#top-bar ul li.sfhover a,
#top-bar ul li:hover a {
background: white;
color: black;
}
#top-bar ul li ul a, #top-bar a:hover {
color: black;
}
#top-bar ul li.sfhover a:hover,
#top-bar ul li:hover a:hover {
background: black;
color: white; /* top bar hover background color */
}
/* RATING MODULE */
.page-rate-widget-box .rate-points {
background-color: black !important;
border: solid 1px black;
text-transform: capitalize;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown {
background-color: black;
border-top: solid 1px black;
border-bottom: solid 1px black;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup a,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown a {
background: transparent;
color: white;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .rateup a:hover,
.page-rate-widget-box .ratedown a:hover {
background: white;
color: black;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel {
background-color: black;
border: solid 1px black;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel a {
color: white;
}
.page-rate-widget-box .cancel a:hover {
background: white;
color: black;
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button {
background-color: black;
border: 1px solid black;
border-radius: 5px !important;
box-shadow: 1px 1px 3px rgba(0,0,0,.5);
}
.rate-box-with-credit-button .page-rate-widget-box .cancel a:hover {
border-radius: 0;
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .creditButton p a {
border-left-color: transparent;
}
#page-content .rate-box-with-credit-button .fa-info:hover {
color: black;
background-color: white;
}
#page-content .modalbox {
box-shadow: 0 2px 6px rgba(102, 102, 102, .5);
}
.close-credits,
.credit-back {
filter: hue-rotate(260deg);
}
/* PAGE ELEMENTS */
blockquote,
div.blockquote,
#toc,
.code {
background-color: white;
}
.scp-image-block {
border: solid 1px black;
box-shadow: none;
}
.scp-image-block .scp-image-caption {
background-color: white !important;
border-top: solid 1px black !important;
color: black;
}
/* RECOLOR THE SEARCH BAR */
#search-top-box-input {
border-color: black;
color: black !important;
background-color: white;
}
#search-top-box-input:hover,
#search-top-box-input:focus {
background-color: white;
border-color: black;
}
#search-top-box-form input[type=submit] {
border: solid 1px black;
color: black;
background-color: white;
background: white;
}
#search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:hover,
#search-top-box-form input[type=submit]:focus {
border: solid 1px black;
background-color: white;
background: white;
color: black;
}
/* LOGIN STUFF */
#login-status {
color: black;
filter: grayscale(100%) saturate(0%);
-webkit-filter: grayscale(100%) saturate(0%);
}
#login-status a {
color: black;
}
#login-status ul a {
color: black;
}
#account-topbutton {
background: #ccc;
color: black;
}
/* HOVER THINGIES */
.hovertip {
background: white !important;
}
/* FOOTER */
#footer {
background: black;
color: white;
}
/* TABS */
.yui-navset .yui-nav,
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav {
border-color: transparent; /* color between tab list and content */
}
.yui-navset .yui-nav a,
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-nav a {
background: white; /* tab background */
border-color: white;
color: black;
transition: 0.125s;
}
.yui-navset .yui-nav a em {
background: white;
box-shadow: 0px 1px 2px rgba(0,0,0,0.7);
border-color: white;
}
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a,
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a:focus,
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background: white; /* selected tab background */
color: black;
}
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background: white;
}
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a,
.yui-navset .yui-nav .selected a em {
border-color: transparent;
box-shadow: 0px 1px 2px 0.5px rgba(0,0,0,0.5);
background: white;
}
.yui-navset .yui-content {
background: transparent; /* content background color */
}
.yui-navset .yui-content,
.yui-navset .yui-navset-top .yui-content {
border-color: transparent; /* content border */
border-top-color: transparent; /* different border color */
}
.yui-navset-left .yui-content {
border-left-color: #b7a9a9; /* different border color */
}
Photo taken of SCP-BALD-J outside in the afternoon.
Name: Uncle Al
Item #: SCP-BALD-J
Object Class: Dashing Keter
Why did you let him get a hold of the file? - Dr. Till
How the hell was I supposed to know he was going to get a hold of the file and mess everything up? - Dr. Ezra
Just help me rewrite the whole damn thing! - Dr. Till
Special Containment Procedures:I can go do whatever I want, and no one can stop me. SCP-BALD-J is being kept near his nephew's office (Dr. Ezra). He is free to roam the facility, as long as he keeps a hat on. I do not consider an umbrella hat a hat, by the way. SCP-BALD-J is encouraged to walk in the dimmer halls of the facility, but of course, he doesn't listen.
Description:I am very tall, and I have slight grey parted hair. SCP-BALD-J is a male adult somewhere in his 50s (Side note: I'm actually not sure what his age is) And his head is completely sans hair although-
- although he is completely ignorant and thinks he has the world's best hair - Dr. Ezra
Keep out, Dr. Ezra. You're not the one writing the majority of the file - Dr. Till
Where his hair once was, there is now a reflective surface. When any light is directly shone upon SCP-BALD-J's head, It results in a blinding light that is-
Just as bright as a flash grenade? - Dr. Ezra
Addendum:
Forward: Dr. Ezra will be conducting the interview since he is SCP-BALD-J's nephew
Dr. Ezra: Hello, SCP-BA-
SCP-BALD-J: EH!
Dr. Ezra: What-
SCP-BALD-J: What did I say about the name?
Dr. Ezra: Man- It's just a formality….I'm just trying to do my-
Dr. Till: (Over speaker) No, It is not just a formality.
SCP-BALD-J: C'mon. We're family!
Dr. Ezra Ugh…..Fine. Hello Uncle Al.
SCP-BALD-J: That's better! Now I can answer what you have.
Dr. Ezra: Thank you. Now, How did your head become so…..
SCP-BALD-J: What? Become so what?
Dr. Ezra: Umm…
SCP-BALD-J: Hm?
Dr. Ezra: BALD! Become so bald!
SCP-BALD-J: What the hell?! I'm not bald!
Dr. Ezra: Yes you are! look in a damn mirror for once!
SCP-BALD-J: (gasps) WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO SWEAR AT YOUR UNCLE?!
Dr. Ezra: I just need some answers Al-
SCP-BALD-J: NOW YOU CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME LIKE I'M YOUR FRIEND?! I'M OUTTA HERE!
storms out
Dr. Ezra: DAMNIT!
Per 
